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asensuality: Tfw ur hands r cold so u put them between ur big meaty thighs like ur own personal flesh toaster rb if u agree
marcowho420: oldirtybee: marcowho420: oldirtybee: ✨💕✨ Definitely wouldn’t pull out I ain’t no toaster strudel Lmao Lol of course not that’s why I’m gonna fill you up like a little cream filled Twinkie 😋
tiger-lilies-and-tortelini: *clinks glass* i’d like to make a toast. *puts bread in toaster*
im-in-your-toaster: ~Hotaru
mako-symptoms: damianmcgintleman: everyone talks about the folgers coffee incest commercial but remember the quizno’s commercial where the guy was fucking the toaster oven? what the fuck
threedogs-toaster: jackofspades626: reactionfaces: reactionfaces:
hempest: sexponents: MY TOASTER IS ON FIRE WHAT DO I DO make a text post
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sarsenet: bread is merely future toast
hentai-ass: sadcumpng: province-of-hentalia: Taimanin Asagi she rly likes that toaster strudel filling Holy fuck I laughed so hard
tulililli: katkayes: fuckyeahdekutree: ok so i tried to do this AND LOOK WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED Its like midnight but I cant stop laughing help or buy a fucking toaster oven jfc
yjns: me: i dont want a gf im fine like this*watches ore monogatari*me: who will be my lil toaster strudel
nikoniko808: @iahfy wanted to eat a waffle but she put it in the microwave and when she realized that, she put it in the toaster but set it to bagel
sskuvira: kuviraforevergirl: headcanon that Asami takes apart most of her appliances and tries to fix them and make them better. Even if they don’t need to be fixed. Like Korra walks in to see Asami taking apart their toaster and she’s just like
asensuality:Tfw ur hands r cold so u put them between ur big meaty thighs like ur own personal flesh toaster rb if u agree
evilpotato512: imagine the most serious character you know now imagine them getting scared by the toaster going off as they walk by Snape… Most definitely Snape…
cutehousewife0523: I’m always so sloppy when I eat toaster strudel
sargentspooky: callienoelle: tiffanicastillero: atlasalpha: uss-special: scifi1694: thegoddamazon: laughingfish: inflateablefilth: theodorepython: miami-tea: The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run
valociraptic-toaster: When the teachers ask what I did this week I can tell them I watched an anime about fishing and aliens.
amoying: im so mad why aren’t toasters called tanning breads
teacup-kitten: nosdrinker: we’re gonna be weird adults gonna be?I glued googley eyes to my toaster and coffee maker so I wouldn’t be lonely.
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leslizzrables: My local agility class has a dog that is definitely also a toaster.
timelordjedisassemble: cas-wants-the-dean: pecul1ar: anonymous-deactivated: why doesn’t someone invent a clear toaster so you can see how toasted your toast is while it’s toasting I swear, if tumblr wasn’t full of lazy ass people, then the
thelilnan: toaster-time-machine: Organized desktop this is beautiful
auncyen: mostlymostly: marshmallow! I am willing to believe a number of AVALANCHE members would use Red’s tail as a marshmallow toaster, but I doubt Red was smiling when they did XD
apiratenhisprincess: 4ngelo: theodorepython: miami-tea: The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!” “DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!
cosmicmarsupial: So being in college it seemed like a perfectly rational thing to build a fully-functioning Wii into a toaster. Say hello to the <i>Nintentoast.</i>
liechtensteins: reblog if u have ever been called: egg shinji ikari kyubey toaster oven i wanna see how sick the world is
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nimpnawakproduction:evilpotato512: imagine the most serious character you know now imagine them getting scared by the toaster going off as they walk by *Phoenix laughing out loud in the distance*The Chief Prosecutor ladies and gentlemen.
semiotickitten: apiratenhisprincess: 4ngelo: theodorepython: miami-tea: The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!” “DON’T
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ironicallyxspiders: honestly game designers, just make all companions romanceable, don’t question it, dont think “No one’s gonna want to fuck the dwarf/qunari/undead grandma/sentient living statue/toaster robot/radiation burn victim” bc somewhere,
dont-fuck-me-gil: honestly game designers, just make all companions romanceable, don’t question it, dont think “No one’s gonna want to fuck the dwarf/qunari/undead grandma/sentient living statue/toaster robot/radiation burn victim” bc somewhere,
chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes: sweetestesthome: love this for the corner to hide the toaster and kitchen centre. Small Kitchen Layout Ideas — Eat Well 101Click to check a cool blog!Source for the post: Click Word. I don’t like appliances all
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padfutnprongs: hawkeyebadasssniper: apiratenhisprincess: 4ngelo: theodorepython: miami-tea: The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
this-is-cthulhu-privilege: theothersideofthefarside: toasters-overdose: imokwiththis: torgue: if you’re ever sad think of the anatomy in the xxxHolic anime Thank you Wtf a race of noodle people
hyperlibrary: ficcyshit: rarmaster: regi572: triforce-kun: @regi572 I have never had a more relatable post in my life Watching a guy play Doom on a cabal of toasters is officially the most surreal shit to grace my existence. Yo, Who has that
19b4a13: clearlyconfounded: f-doesnt-stand-for-french: flyawaymax: mako-symptoms: damianmcgintleman: everyone talks about the folgers coffee incest commercial but remember the quizno’s commercial where the guy was fucking the toaster oven? what
legalwifi: please can someone create a transparent toaster so i can see how my toast is while its toasting
carnal-cravings: …Even the toaster is into animal-tails
kaydeeshay: The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!” “DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE,
juicy–kitty: shitty laptop webcam.but he did bring me toaster strudel and milk :3
dailyjackiechan: cashiers don’t actually care what you buy you could buy a fork a toaster and a bath plug and i wouldnt notice all i’m thinking abt is “in five min it will be one hour until two hours before i can go home”
typac: whats behind that blurred spot? is it a toaster? is it a gun? is it bill cosby?
evilpotato512: imagine the most serious character you know now imagine them getting scared by the toaster going off as they walk by
9gag: This kid was a toaster for Halloween
kooriesque: tart-pastry: Piping hot data, served up from a toaster U.S.B. hub and toasted flash drives.
bbxvee: This kid was a toaster for Halloween
problackboy:starslicer: iamxi:tanaebriana: “So you dont recognize this hoe” LOL that’s when you realize yo girl is crazy as shit. yall could make a meme out of a damn toaster
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