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recreationalcannibalism: the-adequate-gatsby: stultifyandstupefy: derpes: And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.” And Abraham replied, “What.” God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
vanconcastiel: the-adequate-gatsby: stultifyandstupefy: derpes: And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.” And Abraham replied, “What.” God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster. And Judas
scryptix: i love the nicknames people have on the internet like theyre not normal nicknames like abbreviations of their real name its like ‘spoon’ or 'bunny’ or 'french toaster' and i think thats awesome
I know y'all like sinks and shit but lets talk about toasters
The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!” “DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
castiel-kenway: totally-toaster: yourscientistfriend: cantownneedsamayor: gonepurple: janebakedbads: bombprince: danlion-philosaur: the-doctors-sexiest-companion: dredsina: doctorwhothefuckisthis: gutsygumshoe: hakuryuusquad: some people
COOL NEW HACK TO GET MORE ICING FOR YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL
mindlessly-creative: laspider: 244 Pokedolls <333Ah this took a long time to set up. I had to constantly rearrange them because I ran out of room on my bed to add around 30 more XD Otherwise enjoy this update! This is exactly what heaven looks like
skull-toaster: Stream doodles
cibastion: even more toasters!
skull-toaster: Art Trade for @pen-and-me.
lesserdrawbro: Upgraded toaster, now with toast holder.
cobaltdays: slut-shaman: captainkiwitheboobian: slut-shaman: i’m so horny i could fuck a toaster through every mistake, i gain knowledge i hate this website
imperfecthope: martin-of-crieffstonia: can-we-just-no-we-can-t: buzzfeed: Dad jokes = the best jokes. “Don’t be disgusting” how is a toaster delivered in theory FAVOURITE
adrians: me waiting for the toaster
dlubes: toasterstrudel: REBLOG IF U CRAVE THIS toaster strudel vs. denny’s in a reaching competition
thespoonmissioner: ♪ Harry Truman was a guy, America, Red China, all the countries, other people, everyone is fun ♪♪ Joe Montaña, Ian McKellen, I have to buy a new toaster, this is awesome, you’re so stupid, jumping up and down ♪♪ Freddy
moonlandingwasfaked: threedogs-toaster: Final sabotage You cant lose if all the other contestants are dead
octobersparrow: eleedoesart: susiron: Sometimes I get comments on DA that make me want to shove my head into a toaster You had me at “Man, if people on here didn’t ask for money and things It would be a lot easier on me…..” THIS. ALL OF THIS.
4ngelo: theodorepython: miami-tea: The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!” “DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED
messytimetravel: 1920s : Toasters Curated by Chris Wild
jodariell: a gift for @19j for helping me build a new pc bc the one im using is a burnt out toaster lmao
Wait, she’s in a dress and heels…what the fuck is that pair of coveralls doing there? She might as well be laying next to a toaster.
cosmicmarsupial: So being in college it seemed like a perfectly rational thing to build a fully-functioning Wii into a toaster. Say hello to the Nintentoast.
wooden-toaster: This is the most upsetting thing I’ve seen
fuckalyn: fuckalyn: 4gifs: [video] That’s how I looked the first time I had it too! My father always had a jar next to the toaster. I never knew what it was until one day we didn’t have butter and I remembered dad putting it on his toast….
evilpotato512: imagine the most serious character you know now imagine them getting scared by the toaster going off as they walk by
ahegao-intensifies: THIS GUY MODS A TOASTER TO PLAY FUCKING VIDEO GAMES WTH
skeptic-toaster:“I wanna pose with it like a guitar player”“Sir this is a professional ad are you sure you-““Trust me”
warpstar: just-shower-thoughts: If my toaster burns EVERYTHING at setting 4, then why does setting 9 exist and what would it do??
becomingwonder-woman: sleepylittlesmoke: toolers: Look at this brave little toaster Talent Oh my goooddddddd
imthehuggernaut: thevindictiveserpent: science-fiction-is-real: skankplissken: You either die lightly toasted, or live long enough to become the toaster.
godoftimedeus: viridiansun: koobaxion: steampunktendencies: An Electric Toaster circa 1920 this looks like some shit out of dishonored Bad and naughty bread is put into the TOAST PRISON to atone for its crimes I love this so much!!! I want one
ain-t-bovvered: anxiety-depression-recovery: selfcarepropaganda: dan-mcneely: going thru phone pics and found this thing that was tacked up next to the toaster at my old job, if anyone needs some light toast eating reading material Would anyone be
raptorific:Was she just waiting in the toaster until one of them set her up with a good opening line?
erichbell: Apparently You Can’t Kill Yourself With a Toaster
I made waffles in a sandwich toaster because I am a maverick (also the internet said it would work so). they don’t come out pretty but they taste good!recipe
discthrowingwhale: the lady at the sandwich shop today was like “that’ll be 4.20 luv, would you like it toasted?” and i nodded and said “blaze it” and the guy working the sandwich toaster lost it
bagleopard: the lady at the sandwich shop today was like “that’ll be 4.20 luv, would you like it toasted?” and i nodded and said “blaze it” and the guy working the sandwich toaster lost it
ectobiologist: ectobiologist: i get no notes on my text posts and tumblr user egberts has 200k+ notes on a post that literally just says “my mom finally bought a toaster”
hempest: sexponents: MY TOASTER IS ON FIRE WHAT DO I DO make a text post
solid-snakes: Toaster’s best attempt at badass. I’m gonna miss this girl!
unsurpassedtravesty: raptorific: Was she just waiting in the toaster until one of them set her up with a good opening line? It’s what I’d do.
Also roasting sweet potatoes in some coconut oil in the toaster oven. Should be really yummy. Probably used too much oil but I’ll work on portions when content gets better
rockurai: brokebooklover: dailyjackiechan: cashiers don’t actually care what you buy you could buy a fork a toaster and a bath plug and i wouldnt notice all i’m thinking abt is “in five min it will be one hour until two hours before i can go home”
9gag: This kid was a toaster for Halloween
Reblog if you have the sex appeal of a toaster.
hiccupartist: borrowed some kitchen appliances from an old rival and i still haven’t given them back. you know what they say… keep your friends close and your enemy’s toaster
jeffblim: jeffblim: DID YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU TURN THE TOASTER SIDEWAYS YOU CAN MAKE GRILLED CHEESE OH MY FUCKING GOD never mind the toast is on fire
thespoonmissioner:♪ Harry Truman was a guy, America, Red China, all the countries, other people, everyone is fun ♪♪ Joe Montaña, Ian McKellen, I have to buy a new toaster, this is awesome, you’re so stupid, jumping up and down ♪♪ Freddy
pentauroi: Mac Adams, The Toaster
bunsen: legalwifi: please can someone create a transparent toaster so i can see how my toast is while its toasting there you go
codeinecoveredlips: trappunzelll: bishopmyles: supamuthafuckinvillain: nawyougood: phattygirls: When your cousin eats your toaster strudel!! YO THE BREATHING AT THE END SOMEBODY HELP ME FUCKING HELL This will go down as the best video of 2015.
caliphorniaqueen: ubleedred: nawyougood: phattygirls: When your cousin eats your toaster strudel!! YO THE BREATHING AT THE END SOMEBODY HELP ME FUCKING HELL I hate yall omg
tulililli: katkayes: fuckyeahdekutree: ok so i tried to do this AND LOOK WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED Its like midnight but I cant stop laughing help or buy a fucking toaster oven jfc
dmc-dmc: latestbutgreatest: melanin-king: river-temz: ryeloaf: bootyhoekage: ryeloaf: hiphiphiphip-hophophophop: lmao epic I don’t get it. shes a crack head tryna steal his toaster for money Ohhhhh. Nobody mention her name. ^^ ^^^^^^^
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