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dhhhm: Every home needs at least one decorative cocksucking appliance, along with a vacuum cleaner, a toaster, etc. They get better with use (up to a certain point) so make sure to use it whenever you can, and don’t be afraid to give it a real “workout”
tulililli: katkayes: fuckyeahdekutree: ok so i tried to do this AND LOOK WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED Its like midnight but I cant stop laughing help or buy a fucking toaster oven jfc
thechicsite: These Sweet Breakfast Kabobs are perfect for Mother’s Day, and since we involved toaster waffles ANYONE can pull them off!
typac: whats behind that blurred spot? is it a toaster? is it a gun? is it bill cosby?
nymphoftheatlantic: scifi1694: thegoddamazon: laughingfish: inflateablefilth: theodorepython: miami-tea: The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP
romano-in-a-toaster: the hetalia fandom’s never ending struggle
zeroyalviking: cosmicmarsupial: So being in college it seemed like a perfectly rational thing to build a fully-functioning Wii into a toaster. Say hello to the <i>Nintentoast.</i> Task: Design the ultimate man cave disguised as a kitchen.
The Life of a Toaster: Psychic Ability
loving-carrots: catbountry: hobbit-queen: It’s like something out of SCP Foundation… This will never stop being hilarious to me. Them Satanic Toasters
humming-metallica-in-the-tardis: miss-azura: sheislove530: -everysecond: 4ngelo: theodorepython: miami-tea: The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!!
moosemarine: Its not the toaster, its the waffle maker. That fucker is shady
trans-alisaie:no smart appliances in this house. absolute fucking moron appliances only. my toaster is there to make bread hot not to tweet what time I ate breakfast or whatever the fuck
Requested in the Livestream. A flaming toaster wearing a bow tie and shades beating a lion with a table. No real lions were harmed during this drawing.
blunttongs: Last (but certainly not least!), we have Toasterpone. She’s a toaster. She’s also a pony. She doesn’t have a cutie mark; what she DOES have on her rump is a few dials, a few buttons, and that little switchy thingy nobody knows the name
agnosticbutts: captain-toaster: palemarried: why the fuck. did equius make tavros’s groin magnetic. for what. for what fucking reason would that ever be nessaasry vriska’s hand is made of metal. equius is a good friend Holy effing shit a magnetron
agnosticbutts: cretinouschronicler: agnosticbutts: captain-toaster: palemarried: why the fuck. did equius make tavros’s groin magnetic. for what. for what fucking reason would that ever be nessaasry vriska’s hand is made of metal. equius is
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Edit: Lack of Applejack is unacceptable. UNACCEPTABLE. Well, the cold got worse so I can’t really do much today, so enjoy your pony sketches. (And additional Cloe.)
life-is-your-restaurant: who am i you’re a toaster that’s who
baku: fontainy: baku: sinfulpercy: baku: toaster-hacker: baku: a-ro-phichit: baku: isnt it weird that we cant ride any other animals except horses. like if horses weren’t a thing humans would be fucked cause we couldn’t ride any other
Why don’t we have Eggo’s in the UK, I want some damn toaster waffles!
meckamecha: I wish butch lesbians would hide in my toaster and reveal themselves at suitably dramatic moments.
incorrect48quotes:Diamond, walking down stairs: Is something burning..?Momo, leaning seductively against the counter: Just my desire for you.Diamond: Momo, the toaster is on fire.
unsurpassedtravesty:raptorific:Was she just waiting in the toaster until one of them set her up with a good opening line?It’s what I’d do.
sleepylittlesmoke: toolers: Look at this brave little toaster Talent
thatdoodlebug: bill thinks he’s a toaster gravity falls/red dwarf stupid crossover lol
sounddesignerjeans: strangelypensieve: trouserweasel: trouserweasel: LOOK THEY ACTUALLY DO HAVE TOASTERS WITH LITTLE WINDOWS SO YOU CAN WATCH YOUR FOOD GET TOASTED it looks like toast jail They’ve been taken into crustody… bad and naughty slices
inspirezme: NES toaster by MyBurningEyes [via: ufunk]
mshoneysucklepink: strangelypensieve: trouserweasel: trouserweasel: LOOK THEY ACTUALLY DO HAVE TOASTERS WITH LITTLE WINDOWS SO YOU CAN WATCH YOUR FOOD GET TOASTED it looks like toast jail They’ve been taken into crustody… If they want to get
threedogs-toaster: you vs the guy she tells you not to worry about
skull-toaster: A bunch of sketch requests I forgot to upload
skull-toaster: An art trade with Pltnm06Ghost, and a /v/ request.
ain-t-bovvered: anxiety-depression-recovery: selfcarepropaganda: dan-mcneely: going thru phone pics and found this thing that was tacked up next to the toaster at my old job, if anyone needs some light toast eating reading material Would anyone be kind
I know y'all like sinks and shit but lets talk about toasters
kiittxn: kiittxn: feelin cute now my boobs have returned ok i rly need to take some photos that don’t look like they were taken with a toaster ffs
threedogs-toaster: the-eternal-moonshine: Wassily Kandinsky - Dance Curves, 1926
recreationalcannibalism: the-adequate-gatsby: stultifyandstupefy: derpes: And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.” And Abraham replied, “What.” God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
thestraggletag: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: “Man who put bread in toaster outraged and horrified that the bread is now toasted, blames Shifty Foreign Types” Brexit sucks but I admit it’s a tiny bit amusing to grasp just how UNAWARE people were
pretendusername-deactivated2021:itskyalenotkyletoo:Captions:Brain: Cock a doodle doo, look who we have here.Guy: Nothing, just came up here for my ummm…Brain: For your what?Guy: Um…Brain: For what? Your toaster?Guy: Just tell me what I came
legalwifi: please can someone create a transparent toaster so i can see how my toast is while its toasting
whoopsrobots: threedogs-toaster: The Mother Trump feeds it’s Trumplings a small loan of a million dollars It’s not much: each will face the struggle of the coming winter
f-doesnt-stand-for-french: flyawaymax: mako-symptoms: damianmcgintleman: everyone talks about the folgers coffee incest commercial but remember the quizno’s commercial where the guy was fucking the toaster oven? what the fuck what the fuck a
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the-toaster-cat: My daughter wanted mini Hux and Kylo figurines for her birthday. Then I found this on her Instagram.
imthehuggernaut: thevindictiveserpent: science-fiction-is-real: skankplissken: You either die lightly toasted, or live long enough to become the toaster.
theycallhimcake: offensivelytasteless: Hey perverts, betcha didn’t know I draw stuff. This is Cassie, an OC by @theycallhimcake Feel free to color it The only thing she’d dominate is a toaster pastry. XDI dig it, thanks man. <3
songjapark: Toaster finally got its muffler it’s always wanted :)
bunsen: legalwifi: please can someone create a transparent toaster so i can see how my toast is while its toasting there you go
evilpotato512: imagine the most serious character you know now imagine them getting scared by the toaster going off as they walk by
WHEN YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL HAS TOO MUCH ICING
threedogs-toaster: The Mother Trump feeds it’s Trumplings a small loan of a million dollars
hyperlibrary: ficcyshit: rarmaster: regi572: triforce-kun: @regi572 I have never had a more relatable post in my life Watching a guy play Doom on a cabal of toasters is officially the most surreal shit to grace my existence.
burnt-toaster-waffles:I think one of the funniest things about “ok boomer” is the fact that they used “millennial” as an insult for years and it was ok but we start giving them a taste of their own medicine and it’s suddenly the end of the world.
asknessky: why doesn’t someone invent a clear toaster so you can see how toasted your toast is while it’s toasting
ponies-n-things: wolverinedoctorwho: semiotickitten: apiratenhisprincess: 4ngelo: theodorepython: miami-tea: The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!!
strangelypensieve: trouserweasel: trouserweasel: LOOK THEY ACTUALLY DO HAVE TOASTERS WITH LITTLE WINDOWS SO YOU CAN WATCH YOUR FOOD GET TOASTED it looks like toast jail They’ve been taken into crustody…
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