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meckamecha: I wish butch lesbians would hide in my toaster and reveal themselves at suitably dramatic moments.
hyperlibrary: ficcyshit: rarmaster: regi572: triforce-kun: @regi572 I have never had a more relatable post in my life Watching a guy play Doom on a cabal of toasters is officially the most surreal shit to grace my existence.
baku: fontainy: baku: sinfulpercy: baku: toaster-hacker: baku: a-ro-phichit: baku: isnt it weird that we cant ride any other animals except horses. like if horses weren’t a thing humans would be fucked cause we couldn’t ride any other
flypup: More pages coming up, but taking a break since I just spilled a cup of tea on my keyboard. I think it was Savannah who tagged one of her posts with Doctor’s Sonic having a toaster setting, and this kind of grew out of that idea. oh, and yes,
strawberry-bundae:strawberry-bundae:no smart appliances in this house. absolute fucking moron appliances only. my toaster is there to make bread hot not to tweet what time I ate breakfast or whatever the fuckdon’t need my goddamn microwave to snitch
jellygod: iwishihadafather: ahegao-intensifies: THIS GUY MODS A TOASTER TO PLAY FUCKING VIDEO GAMES WTH WHY look at this
mr-ndc: Sex toaster sketch
portable-toaster: iventuredfromminecraftia: jaxthevampire: fireandshellamari: This will never not be funny to me. Never. *SOBBING* OHMYGOD OMFG AND I WILL EARN MY MERIT BADGE FOR DAMNATION!
homugi: kimkilwhan: homugi: kimkilwhan: my toaster broke HOW ARE YOU HOLDING YOUR CAMERA with the other piece of toast ??????????????????!!!?????
recreationalcannibalism: the-adequate-gatsby: stultifyandstupefy: derpes: And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.” And Abraham replied, “What.” God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
smarny: tigerhazard: phantastus: peachems: PACIFIC RIM JAEGER NAME GENERATOR Enter your initials and see what you get!!! Read More Dingo Punch. This either sounds like a charmingly vulgar Looney Tune or a sexual act. MOTOR ROD HOT SHOT TOASTER
caligulette: zezlemet: Remember when Terry played the Joker like a fiddle cause I sure do #bless you terry you brave little toaster
hempest: sexponents: MY TOASTER IS ON FIRE WHAT DO I DO make a text post
caughtintheantimatter: sluttyoliveoil:nothing is as disappointing as reheated friesuse a frying pan. they’ll turn out crispy again. the same with leftover pizza for the crust. Toaster oven also works! No more soggy fries!
skeptic-toaster:“I wanna pose with it like a guitar player”“Sir this is a professional ad are you sure you-““Trust me”
just-shower-thoughts: If my toaster burns EVERYTHING at setting 4, then why does setting 9 exist and what would it do??
Steven’s nose kinda looks like a toaster turned on its side
kevinbolk: Perfect cosplay is perfect. A-Cen 2014
kasukasukasumisty: steven-universe-confessions: Greg’s nose looks like a toaster. Other characters in the show have Voldemort noses. As much as I do like the show, this reeeally bothers me for some reason. It’s the style, the noses look really
I was watching “Together Breakfast” and at the end they’re making another one and Garnet just takes the waffles straight out of the toaster when they pop out and just holds them and I’m like “Garnet no, you’re going
icpe: I still love this movie. doodles
~Voices in my Head~
Me: How come Lampy from The Brave Little Toaster kinda reminds me of Pearl now?oh
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cryptid-creations: Daily Painting #973. #BraveLittleToaster (FA) by Cryptid-Creations Time-lapse, high-res and WIP sketches of my art available on Patreon (:
kaceart: Peri with a toaster, as requested ;*
skyllianhamster: ishouldgay: Liara: [walks into the kitchen] Is something burning? Shepard : [leaning seductively against the counter] Just my desire for you. Liara: Shepard, the toaster is on fire. I couldn’t resist (HQ)
fresh-toaster:have some satogou because i’m obsessed
fresh-toaster:satogou scene from a fic I wanna write! I love them so much and the recent episodes have fed me!!!
WHEN YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL HAS TOO MUCH ICING
funkycops: why do toasters have a setting that burns the toast
wooden-toaster: This is the most upsetting thing I’ve seen
love it when the one guy toaster strudels his ass from aboveand when the other guy smacks his ass on the way out the door
tulililli: katkayes: fuckyeahdekutree: ok so i tried to do this AND LOOK WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED Its like midnight but I cant stop laughing help or buy a fucking toaster oven jfc
wooden-toaster: haikuoezu: generalmumble: Ba,ba,bababa,baba,baba etc. SHI SHI SHI SHI SHI SHI SHI SHISHISHI Mah mahmah mah mah mahmah mah mah
FOLLOW THIS BLOG RIGHT NOW OR I AM GOING TO TAKE A BATH WITH A TOASTER
kat-is-in-camelot: mako-of-the-fireferrets: scifi1694: thegoddamazon: laughingfish: inflateablefilth: theodorepython: miami-tea: The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE
Did like... Kuriboh breed with every f'ing thing including the toaster because
anonymous-deactivated: why doesn’t someone invent a clear toaster so you can see how toasted your toast is while it’s toasting
pecul1ar: anonymous-deactivated: why doesn’t someone invent a clear toaster so you can see how toasted your toast is while it’s toasting I swear, if tumblr wasn’t full of lazy ass people, then the world would be a better place
theodorepython: miami-tea: The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!” “DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S
teacup-kitten: nosdrinker: we’re gonna be weird adults gonna be?I glued googley eyes to my toaster and coffee maker so I wouldn’t be lonely.
tiger-lilies-and-tortelini: *clinks glass* i’d like to make a toast. *puts bread in toaster*
timelordjedisassemble: cas-wants-the-dean: pecul1ar: anonymous-deactivated: why doesn’t someone invent a clear toaster so you can see how toasted your toast is while it’s toasting I swear, if tumblr wasn’t full of lazy ass people, then the
evilpotato512: imagine the most serious character you know now imagine them getting scared by the toaster going off as they walk by
lucheek: toasterstrudel: lucheek: This is my Crying Breakfast Friends’ persona, Anxious Toaster Strudel.She doesn’t know what flavor she is.Dont worry! It doesn’t matter what flavor you are. You’re beautiful no matter what. The official Pilsbury
silly-slacker-person: kipplekipple: They thought the machine that was being raged against was like a recalcitrant toaster
boxerfanatic: combustible-contraptions: BMW Cafe Racer | R nineT | Track Tires | Slicks The new Toaster tank BMW… That is a lot of polished alloy, and I would worry a bit about glare if the sun is just in the right place… But it is a great looking
heyfunniest: This kid was a toaster for Halloween
ur-a-toaster: x
I know y'all like sinks and shit but lets talk about toasters
9gag: This kid was a toaster for Halloween
levi-is-my-sexuality: etahad: chronologify: tbhfunk: semiotickitten: apiratenhisprincess: 4ngelo: theodorepython: miami-tea: The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE
The one song that’s scarred me for life.
nightwideopen:Maybe I shouldn’t care about toaster knobs, or being responsible, or descending into chaos. Why should I be the only one in the family who gives a crap, right? Who sucks it up?This one’s cheaper.1x01: So Then a Bat or a Monkey
the-absolute-funniest-posts: blameitonalex: The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!” “DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE,
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