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ur-a-toaster: x
shitpostgenerator: childdren are for toasters
surprisebitch: i keep getting mini electric shocks!!!! like whenever my legs touch the metal part of my chair, i open the oven toaster, touch a door handle, turn on the light, OR ALMOST ANYTHING i touch or my body gets in contact with like at first i
threedogs-toaster:
wooden-toaster: unclewhisky:“We’re gonna die in a fucking gulag, but man, it’ll be worth it.”
ultrafacts: Toaster eggs are an example of a product that didn’t catch on with the public. (Fact Source) for more facts, follow Ultrafacts
yahoonewsuk: Val is an inquisitive cat and this toaster posed a great mystery for her. But the poor black American Bombay got more than she bargained for in this video. See more of our virals HERE: http://yhoo.it/1dYVafo
the-adequate-gatsby: stultifyandstupefy: derpes: And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.” And Abraham replied, “What.” God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster. And Judas approached the
bagleopard: the lady at the sandwich shop today was like “that’ll be 4.20 luv, would you like it toasted?” and i nodded and said “blaze it” and the guy working the sandwich toaster lost it
bunsen: legalwifi: please can someone create a transparent toaster so i can see how my toast is while its toasting there you go
iluvthe80s: The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars by Thomas M. Disch (1988) Illustrated by Karen Lee Schmidt
bluecaptions: A Ghoster in the Toaster
four slice toaster reviews
9gag: This kid was a toaster for Halloween
vocaroo: follow me on toaster i mean twitter
why doesn’t someone invent a clear toaster so you can see how toasted your toast is while it’s toasting
peppermintcocoa: toaster bluedel: sometimes i google shake it up just to laugh at the outfits
sub-maureen: no, but how high do you have to be to write a movie about a toaster and a vacuum cleaner going on an adventure to Mars riding a ceiling fan
wooden-toaster: This is the most upsetting thing I’ve seen
sixpenceee: On October 3, 1849, Edgar Allan Poe was found delirious and in distress on the streets of Baltimore. He died 4 days later on October 7. Adding to the mystery of Poe’s death, a visitor affectionately known as the Poe Toaster paid homage
garys-classic-guitars: 1961 Rickenbacker 365, Double bound, Fireglo Finish, Crushed Sparkle inlays, Gold guards, Two Toaster pickups, Accent Vibrato, Deluxe model, EC, OHSC, ป,900
shunori: Vindictus is such a great game :c .. Combat system is really good, my toaster PC can play it… characters are so cute too… … I really wonder why there isn’t much Rule 34 of it :ß…
dreadlock-detective: DIRECTIONS UNCLEAR. DICK STUCK IN TOASTER
steampunktendencies:An Electric Toaster circa 1920
anonymous-deactivated: why doesn’t someone invent a clear toaster so you can see how toasted your toast is while it’s toasting
ilypizza: bagleopard: the lady at the sandwich shop today was like “that’ll be 4.20 luv, would you like it toasted?” and i nodded and said “blaze it” and the guy working the sandwich toaster lost it THATS FUNNY BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS THEY
I know y'all like sinks and shit but lets talk about toasters
terris-junior: hiphopsoul-jalen: latestbutgreatest: melanin-king: river-temz: ryeloaf: bootyhoekage: ryeloaf: hiphiphiphip-hophophophop: lmao epic I don’t get it. shes a crack head tryna steal his toaster for money Ohhhhh. Nobody mention
unsurpassedtravesty:raptorific:Was she just waiting in the toaster until one of them set her up with a good opening line?It’s what I’d do.
thelordanubis:raptorific:Was she just waiting in the toaster until one of them set her up with a good opening line?I would
egberts: egberts: my mom finally bought a toaster why did this get notes
juunshi: The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!” not-xdanimalx: “DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S
silverxx: Vintage 1920’s Toaster
mjepino: 4ngelo: theodorepython: miami-tea: The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!” “DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE,
hollyjolly-loki-n-pie: portable-toaster: iventuredfromminecraftia: jaxthevampire: fireandshellamari: This will never not be funny to me. Never. *SOBBING* OHMYGOD OMFG AND I WILL EARN MY MERIT BADGE FOR DAMNATION! I WILL FORCE THE INFERNAL COOKIE
teacup-kitten: nosdrinker: we’re gonna be weird adults gonna be?I glued googley eyes to my toaster and coffee maker so I wouldn’t be lonely.
amoying: im so mad why aren’t toasters called tanning breads
awwww-cute: Penny is a big tough dog that’s totally not at all afraid of the toaster
dennys: Toaster coaster!
verycorrectavengersquotes: Steve: You’re toast!Tony: Oh yeah?! You and what toaster?!
hempest: sexponents: MY TOASTER IS ON FIRE WHAT DO I DO make a text post
emilythesmelly: The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!” “DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM
maximofffs: stultifyandstupefy: derpes: And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.” And Abraham replied, “What.” God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster. And Judas approached the rabbis
19b4a13: clearlyconfounded: f-doesnt-stand-for-french: flyawaymax: mako-symptoms: damianmcgintleman: everyone talks about the folgers coffee incest commercial but remember the quizno’s commercial where the guy was fucking the toaster oven? what
thelilnan: toaster-time-machine: Organized desktop this is beautiful
nerdology: Currently outside the Ghostbusters firehouse in Tribeca. The slime toaster is a great touch.
