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inhaleefrequently: bagleopard: the lady at the sandwich shop today was like “that’ll be 4.20 luv, would you like it toasted?” and i nodded and said “blaze it” and the guy working the sandwich toaster lost it I laugh at this post every time
bluewindsummer: mikotoawase: bluewindsummer: The Avengers teach Bucky about technology - part one I think toasters existed when Bucky was Bucky? (hahaohcrapsomeonenoticed)Yeah, they were definitely around before the 1940s, but I did not realize that
whoopsrobots: threedogs-toaster: The Mother Trump feeds it’s Trumplings a small loan of a million dollars It’s not much: each will face the struggle of the coming winter
apiratenhisprincess: 4ngelo: theodorepython: miami-tea: The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!” “DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!
sixpenceee: On October 3, 1849, Edgar Allan Poe was found delirious and in distress on the streets of Baltimore. He died 4 days later on October 7. Adding to the mystery of Poe’s death, a visitor affectionately known as the Poe Toaster paid homage
crimewave420: dlubes: toasterstrudel: REBLOG IF U CRAVE THIS toaster strudel vs. denny’s in a reaching competition this is the worst
wooden-toaster: speedcoredave: Ha Cute!
tart-pastry: Piping hot data, served up from a toaster U.S.B. hub and toasted flash drives.
thedailywhat: Transparent Toaster of the Day: How is this not on shelves?! Toast-making would be epic. [incrediblethings]
laughingsquid: Jamy, A Weather Forecasting Smart Toaster
asksandypony: sintakhra: Because. Shameless Reblog. Sweetie-Toaster surprises you! It is super Effective.
anonymous-deactivated: why doesn’t someone invent a clear toaster so you can see how toasted your toast is while it’s toasting
thedailywhat: Life-Altering Grilled Cheese Invention of the Day: Toastabags let you make a grilled cheese in the toaster. And they’re reusable. Done and done. (If this isn’t enough grilled cheese progress for you, a bacon-weave grilled cheese
jars0fhearts: 4ngelo: theodorepython: miami-tea: The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!” “DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!
hiccupartist: borrowed some kitchen appliances from an old rival and i still haven’t given them back. you know what they say… keep your friends close and your enemy’s toaster
recreationalcannibalism: the-adequate-gatsby: stultifyandstupefy: derpes: And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.” And Abraham replied, “What.” God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
the-adequate-gatsby: stultifyandstupefy: derpes: And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.” And Abraham replied, “What.” God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster. And Judas approached the
fuckyeahfalloutequestria: Flustered, Toaster Boy? by =InLucidReverie
wooden-toaster:
darkponyspirit: My Little Toaster
laughterkey: I did a Tumblr search for “Toasters” in hopes of finding some Hard Man Fe Dead gems and instead I got this and I’m crying I’m laughing so hard oh god I can;’t breateh
I know y'all like sinks and shit but lets talk about toasters
micthemicrophone: cosmicmarsupial: So being in college it seemed like a perfectly rational thing to build a fully-functioning Wii into a toaster. Say hello to the Nintentoast. There is nothing about this that I do not like.
twigileia: So me and wooden-toaster ordered 6 kilograms of ramen.
mako-symptoms: damianmcgintleman: everyone talks about the folgers coffee incest commercial but remember the quizno’s commercial where the guy was fucking the toaster oven? what the fuck
ahegao-intensifies: THIS GUY MODS A TOASTER TO PLAY FUCKING VIDEO GAMES WTH
skeptic-toaster:“I wanna pose with it like a guitar player”“Sir this is a professional ad are you sure you-““Trust me”
knightsolaireofthesun:I love SCP because you have things likeSUPER DANGEROUS ULTRA SENTIENT FLESH VIRUS THAT HAS POTENTIAL TO DESTROY THE WORLD MUST CONTAIN AT ALL COST GOD HAVE MERCY ON OUR POOR SOULSAnd then you haveHalf cat
warpstar: just-shower-thoughts: If my toaster burns EVERYTHING at setting 4, then why does setting 9 exist and what would it do??
sleepylittlesmoke: toolers: Look at this brave little toaster Talent
wooden-toaster: glazyglart: aahhthttp://lucipherine.tumblr.com/ I finished my yearly piece of fart
strangelypensieve: trouserweasel: trouserweasel: LOOK THEY ACTUALLY DO HAVE TOASTERS WITH LITTLE WINDOWS SO YOU CAN WATCH YOUR FOOD GET TOASTED it looks like toast jail They’ve been taken into crustody…
soupery: thesylverlining: haughtyxhottie: MY PARENTS GOT ME THIS BEAUTIFUL FUCKING CAT PIANO BUT I ONLY KNOW HOW TO PLAY ONE SONG i swear to god I thought it would be welcome to the black parade i’m still not disappointed @toasterization
ymirsbian: moonlandingwasfaked: threedogs-toaster: Final sabotage You cant lose if all the other contestants are dead Cutthroat Kitchen: New Vegas
supersoftly: the-witty-toaster: highmachinegun: aquosevolved: Some uncultured plebian: What about Zero Suit Dark Samus? Me: Have fun touching yourself to a horrifying mass of veins and see-through bones. Don’t say that like it’s supposed to
raygirlramblings: thestraggletag: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: “Man who put bread in toaster outraged and horrified that the bread is now toasted, blames Shifty Foreign Types” Brexit sucks but I admit it’s a tiny bit amusing to grasp just how UNAWARE
chloe-cristata: genderfluid-demon12: toaster-120: corrupted-truths: aspergersissues: Y e ah pretty sure that’s called “social anxiety disorder” at this point. Oh OKAY BUT LITERALLY ALL OF THIS IS ME WHEN I WAS STILL IN THE PUBLIC
hyperlibrary: ficcyshit: rarmaster: regi572: triforce-kun: @regi572 I have never had a more relatable post in my life Watching a guy play Doom on a cabal of toasters is officially the most surreal shit to grace my existence.
himeno-ran:exilerose-deactivated20220711:himeno-ran:himeno-ran:no smart appliances in this house. absolute fucking moron appliances only. my toaster is there to make bread hot not to tweet what time I ate breakfast or whatever the fuckdon’t need
fresh-toaster:Watch out, MarioRosalina’s about to steal your girl
undead-potatoes:quasarden:Is my toaster oven fucked upYes 😔No 😎See Results
gazehoundz:dailyquests:Craft a Counterfeit DailyQuests post.❗ dailyquests FollowPut your Penis in a Toaster and crank that shit to high.
torbjorn KEEPS TURNING off my Toaster such that
pecul1ar: anonymous-deactivated: why doesn’t someone invent a clear toaster so you can see how toasted your toast is while it’s toasting I swear, if tumblr wasn’t full of lazy people, then the world would be a better place
bagleopard: the lady at the sandwich shop today was like “that’ll be 4.20 luv, would you like it toasted?” and i nodded and said “blaze it” and the guy working the sandwich toaster lost it
moonlandingwasfaked: threedogs-toaster: Final sabotage You cant lose if all the other contestants are dead
whydoyoumakemedothis: namelessfacelessdrone: you are pop tartsyou will serveyou will obeyyou will be delicious toaster pastries that pussy is POPPIN’
zoe-of-the-veil: elodieunderglass: This video consists of Dude Perfect, a group of friends who are known for being good at throwing things. In this video they perform tricks such as throwing slices of bread perfectly into toasters, slicing tomatoes by
mousegirldick:kikat1995:This screenshot was taken in a toaster
oysterdrinker:steampunktendencies: An Electric Toaster circa 1920 these are the flavor of inventions we are missing out on by making cocaine illegal just fyi
ask-indie:the-erpson:speakingintongues1983mp3download:moooniper-deactivated20211222:bruhbertwest:grootpoepjeplasjehoofd:What in the goddamn
sskuvira: kuviraforevergirl: headcanon that Asami takes apart most of her appliances and tries to fix them and make them better. Even if they don’t need to be fixed. Like Korra walks in to see Asami taking apart their toaster and she’s just like
blauerozen: Saitama, your toaster has too many feelings.
vanthefirst: Poor baby toaster ;v;part 1 | part 2 | part 3
rainnoir: “To see with eyes unclouded by hate.”Never forget this domestic-cinnamon-toaster is fueled by revenge.Anyway.. I just want to draw Genos shedding oil tears.[Drawing process] Visit my new: [instagram] [FB]
![thedailywhat: Transparent Toaster of the Day: How is this not on shelves?! Toast-making would be epic. [incrediblethings]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mai7caVzG51qzpwi0o1_250.jpg)
![rainnoir: “To see with eyes unclouded by hate.”Never forget this domestic-cinnamon-toaster is fueled by revenge.Anyway.. I just want to draw Genos shedding oil tears.[Drawing process] Visit my new: [instagram] [FB]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/8671eaa0258a7ecf32dff1bb102c70e9/tumblr_nz72g0Dd7V1tyu03lo2_r1_250.jpg)