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quakebeats: enigmaticconfusion: Damn, 500?! okay but all joking and internet shit aside, john cena is actually an amazing fucking human being
unpretty: ways i have tricked people into thinking i am competent: bought a really nice looking fountain pen that sounds like a joke but fountain pens are cheap as shit and when you use one people look at you like you’re a fucking wizard this hero
roguetelemetry: haaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted: myexternalmemory: thunderswarehouse: puublack: thathomestar: i always thought this was just a funny joke image that was photoshopped but then i actually searched it one day and Holy shit @myexternalmemory
landorus: armorgan66: landorus: pretty sure my soulmate is a bag of sour gummy worms I just ate a whole bag of those, no joke u piece of fucking shit that was the love of my life
7eggs: okay so in our apartment theres always been some random shit happening. always good, but random. we find cleaning products we dont buy, stuff is randomly organized, and our chairs r randomly pulled out which we just joke is something pulling it
the-blog-of-random-shit: janersm: sexting-inchurch: beautilation: banasmagiccastle: sarcasminc: arigoato: funny text posts arent my Puns like that could get you in give it a Yeah I think the joke might be falling This would
galactabee: galactabee: I literally joked about how immediately after all the plot-heavy shit of the last Stevenbomb, they’d immediately go back to doing a boring domestic story about Steven helping a denizen of Beach City. Someone pick up the phone,
kid-icourse: your-local-cryptid-dienty: What the shit rabies isn’t a joke. This rabiesphobic attitude on Tumblr is getting worse.
kaijuno: kaijuno:biggervigor:kaijuno: fucking got u losers my april fools day joke was to color invert my icon fucking got u loser tumblr mobile sucks shit and doesn’t automatically delete the cache so I still saw your old icon NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE
lizardsister:lizardsister:people say it all the time but god it really is so true how much easier it is to gain some confidence in yourself & improve your self-esteem once you stop making self-deprecating jokes i gave that shit up years ago in favor
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thisfightisworthwhile: thefaultinourdeductions: mosaicbrokenhearts: alright it’s official no one can use this joke ever again because she just shut it dOWN I WAS FUCKING THERE AND OH MY GOD SHE MADE SO MANY GOOD POINTS ABOUT THE SHIT PEOPLE SAY
kumagawa: in the face of tragedies people will joke about shit until they have to face actual consequences and its disgusting on an evolutionary level
rapunzel-corona-lite: thighetician: kingsmooter: lazydelusionalnerd: MY BOY JACKIE IS GOING FULL NEESON Ain’t no jokey jokes in this one. Jackie’s got a duct tape silencer Jackie CHan on his real shit y’all this ain’t a drill
cohockcharge: ayipee: ayipee: my favorite part of pokemon is when u can see ur reflection in the water :) im not joking look at shit it’s not your reflection really but i love how this one looks at night
girthyencounters: I knew my wife had a crush on him. She “pants” him as a joke…giving him shit for wearing sweats on a weekday. He wasn’t wearing any underwear and we both stood in shock as his monster dick and low hanging balls swung back and
artcorrart: “Honey! I’m bored!” She had complained. “Then go make me a fucking sandwich,” you had half-joked, your eyes never leaving the game. At full time she was nowhere to be seen. Shit. You hoped you hadn’t pissed her
gllob: a homeless guy just said to me “do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think you’re funny” and that is the most profound shit ive ever experienced
nuuku: turtle-ambulance: fun fact: “nolo” is latin for “do not want” so if someone says yolo you can say nolo and they’ll think its just a stupid comeback but in all actuality you’re speaking latin which is classy as shit so haha the jokes
Just a friendly little reminder that my grandma is kinky and dirty as shit. She sent me two songbooks full of dirty jokes and rhymes and limericks from Iris and Rose’s album, Wild and Thorny.
putrida: I’m not the team ‘’I get offended by everything’’ But to be honest, it’s real shit seeing straight girls making jokes about how lesbian they are/how lesbians they want to be, while real lesbian girls, girls who actually don’t
howboutno: annaomgz: salon: Tamara Holder could hardly get a word in as McInnes mansplained at her about marriage and happiness This is a joke, right? The fuck is this shit? Who the fuck allowed this man on TV?
cerastes: quakebeats: enigmaticconfusion: Damn, 500?! okay but all joking and internet shit aside, john cena is actually an amazing fucking human being John Cena, in real life, was bullied as a kid. That’s not kayfabe nor is it a bullshit move
fats: dadfriend-tm: *banging my fists on a table* LET CASHIERS HAVE CHAIRS Every time I see a cashier with a chair I’m like “I support this business”, no joke. That shit shows me that a company actually CARES about it’s employees. Quit making
strawberitashawty: bishopmyles: postracialcomments: lahciguapa: miathewished4: ginandgunpowder: andshegotthegirl: solarsenpai: Damn man… This shit wild That’s crazyNiggas thought he was joking Sad This is something that should always be
rosaymami: bitchimightbey: lumberjackmack: grandpaq: thottypennyproud: sugarmacaron: trapbunkinn: If you don’t get the joke you deadass a youngin lmaooo OH SHIT LMAO fuuuck I’m dead 😂😂 the best thing I’ve seen all day y'all trash
anchors-like-my-socks: nevershout-starkid-gleek: Rebecca Black has been dethroned EXCUSE ME! WHAT IS THIS SHIT?!?!?!? Is this a joke?
the-absolute-funniest-posts: they was talking real shit back then and i took it as a joke
consulting-idjits-in-the-tardis: heartfulpenguin: yashikoru: heartfulpenguin: heartfulpenguin: i can hear my brother screaming at his DS he’s playing cooking mama thats some hardcore cooking COOKING MAMA IS NOT A FUCKING JOKE OKAY THAT SHIT
turtle-ambulance: fun fact: “nolo” is latin for “do not want” so if someone says yolo you can say nolo and they’ll think its just a stupid comeback but in all actuality you’re speaking latin which is classy as shit so haha the jokes on them
gerard-you-little-shit: superherotimelorddetective: choc-o-late: est-offensa-et-mirari: deppsydoodle: deppsydoodle: why is peter pan always flying? he neverlands I love this joke because it never grows old It has a nice hook. This doesn’t
ladynecro: ladynecro: my friend has black hair and the initials PM while her boyfriend has blonde hair and the initials AM and she told me that they joke that theyre ‘asdifferent as night and day’ and i fell on the floor that shit was so adorable
skottfrii: skottfrii: My stroke ain’t no joke. Niggas would rather just let the crib burn down, rather than go replace that stupid ass 9V battery in the smoke alarm. Fuck that shit, why the fuck can’t they just use AA?
guys-positivity: Why was men owning a diary always a joke? Like, holy shit, journaling your emotions is the healthiest possible thing you can do. Gender literally does not change that.
emzyj: THIS ENTIRE EPISODE IS BASED OFF OF SHIT THE FANDOM HAS CONSPIRED ABOUT OR JOKED ABOUT OR CREATED GIFS ABOUT AND I LOVE IT
fallenleaves-kin: chiikapea: THIS IS NOT A FUCKING JOKE GUYS. IF YOU ARE A LEGAL ADULT FUCKING V O T E. TRUMP IS WINNING THIS IS HONESTLY SCARY AS SHIT AT THIS MOMENT. IF HE FUCKING WINS, WHO KNOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO US POCS. STOP TAKING THIS AS
timothydelaghetto: sunflower-mama: lesmemoirs: blametherapistneverthevictim: i’ve found my favourite WELL SHIT Yo, it’s CRAZY how I was just joking around with Rick today about how scary it would be to come across really buff aggressive
ilikestatuses: unite4humanity: The latest craze in White Privilege…. taking selfies with homeless people. You entitled little shits! People living and struggling in poverty are not your props, jokes, or Saturday night fun. I should reverse image search
kissesformabitches: they was talking real shit back then and i took it as a joke
crystal765: kissesformabitches: they was talking real shit back then and i took it as a joke ♡
unclefather: mystiquemonique: monkeyjungle: I know that the Thrussy joke has already been beaten into the ground a week ago, but… Trump got a Thrussy This is disgusting get this shit AWAY FROM ME I wish I fucking died in 2012 when the world was
possiblyenjoyable: good reasons to insult your child: no don’t fucking do that not even jokingly don’t insult anyone especially not your own fucking child do not make your child feel like shit about themselves ok
troyesivan: i joke about being addicted to the internet all the time but it actually brings me so much happiness, entertainment and makes it harder to feel lonely so like yeah no shit im on it all the time
ironychan: PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: When you treat retail employees like shit, you become an instant joke. You are the story they tell over coffee to make their friends and family laugh at the idiot. You are the person they mimic in a squeaky voice.
achievement-hunter: janedoodles: vintar: ghostoctopusink: black mambas probably have my least favorite faces because an animal that venomous should not be making a face like it’s thinking of a joke that it’s the only one in on holy shit you’re
addierae: luciferofficial: having a violence kink is the best thing because it’s like. someone wants to punch me in the face?? beat the shit out of me???? haha joke’s on them now their hand hurts and i have a boner me
the-absolute-best-posts: kissesformabitches: they was talking real shit back then and i took it as a joke
pixiehfairy: confused-witness: jaymikm: spliffm00d: devinohno: shaiennee: rapewhistled: ok well hes definitely not alive anymore HOLY SHIT. Is this one of the twin islands? Yahhh hawaii cliff diving You’re fucking joking Lele pali I don’t
pussyboytoy: When I first saw him I couldn’t fathom why he’d be such a nerd. He was adorable and yet he hung out with that pack of pimply geeks playing fucking Dungeons and Dragons or whatever shit. “Level 12 faggot,” I had joked to my hockey
I’m seriously gonna go back and do a compilation video of all the jokes that made me lose my shit bc there are a few that had me CACKLING…
greenseer: #my fav thing about renly is like#he always like starts laughing to himself before he says this shit#like he’s like ‘lol i thought of a hilarious joke here it comes’#IS HE A HAM haha nailed it. thats so renly. doin it renly style
