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trans-giles: you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time
popokko: popokko: me: hmm what happens if i forcibly bend this thing thing: *breaks* me: honestly who give a shit about this joke. just look at pikachu. thanks
harrysthefather: harrysthefather: i asked this teen couple at starbucks to watch my shit while i went to piss and they were like ok and im like thanks and when i came back they were gone and this was left on my comptuer u think im joking dont u
gllob: a homeless guy just said to me “do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think you’re funny” and that is the most profound shit ive ever experienced
lostumbreon: insideofdoitsu: artoxica: one-epic-hetalian: chachi-chama: did-you-kno: Source I—FUCK. THAT WAS REAL?! I thought that was a joke! D: I THOUGHT YOU WERE KIDDING HETALIA. I THOUGHT YOU WERE KIDDING. HETALIA HOLY SHIT WHAT WHAT
turtle-ambulance: fun fact: “nolo” is latin for “do not want” so if someone says yolo you can say nolo and they’ll think its just a stupid comeback but in all actuality you’re speaking latin which is classy as shit so haha the jokes on them
nuuku: turtle-ambulance: fun fact: “nolo” is latin for “do not want” so if someone says yolo you can say nolo and they’ll think its just a stupid comeback but in all actuality you’re speaking latin which is classy as shit so haha the jokes
crashwasplayingbadeverything: swaggaraptor: chiefkeeffanfiction: amydentata: At this rate, Colbert might actually be held accountable in the near future for making transphobic jokes. Go trigger warn some shit That’s not transphobic, though. He’s
rupindah: primsore: odair: rupindah: odair: my cousin pooped so hard once she passed out and had to go to the hospital how i guess you could say…shit happens this is the worst joke ive ever read im suing tumblr user odair for being a dumbass
yuki119: kairixxxsora16: 2014 is the Year of the Horse. [ mentally prepares self for all of the Jean horse jokes ] SHIT.
tom-nippleston: tom-nippleston: tom-nippleston: tom-nippleston: tom-nippleston: I PUT THE HOUSECAT OUTSIDE FOR TWO GODDAMN MINUTES AS A JOKE AND HE COMES RUNNING IN WITH A SNAKE IN HIS MOUTH OH SHIT THE SNAKE IS STILL ALIVE THE SNAKE HAS GONE INTO
fandomsandfeminism: missespeon: honestly this isnt even a fair comparison because the one on the right is one of the more gentle meg jokes The way Meg is constantly a punchline is just infuriating, and it’s honestly not even the worst shit Family
tomhiddlesismyspiritanimal: anyankaleigh: baddiebey: this is like my fave joke okay that shit was good.
discoart: i know i joke about Tales games like HA HA EMOTIONAL TURMOIL but the truth is when i feel like total shit i try very hard to remember some important lines from them and it helps me a lot
fullofstarlight: chantillylacewithaprettyface: aceunibomber1906: howboutno: annaomgz: salon: Tamara Holder could hardly get a word in as McInnes mansplained at her about marriage and happiness This is a joke, right? The fuck is this shit? Who
achievement-hunter: janedoodles: vintar: ghostoctopusink: black mambas probably have my least favorite faces because an animal that venomous should not be making a face like it’s thinking of a joke that it’s the only one in on holy shit you’re
bananadumbledore: totinos: ready 2 go. I think this is the first record of an ad shitpost that looks like a legitimate shitpost. Like, holy shit, i actually thought someone made this as a joke. It took too long to register that this is an ad. Have
zombiekaiba: azhdarcho: zombiekaiba: holy shit in the dub the password’s just Pegasus’s own name (bc he’s vain or something idk), but in the sub he’s making a sick joke about Kaiba’s backstory *puts Doylist hat on* ????? I can’t find
ithelpstodream: everything-casey: ithelpstodream: i can’t believe all the people losing their shit over this post are the same people who make ‘triggered’ jokes. Here’s the thing. If you at all monitor your language based on your audience—avoiding
hip-hop-addiction: snooshie: selenophobic: Holy shit OMG YOU ARE A MARRIED MAN AND YOU TEACH SUNDAY SCHOOL TO CHILDREN. Hahahahahahha so what man he can’t make a joke ?
juicyjacqulyn: jellobatch: themyskira: Hannah Gadsby on rape culture (x) Real shit How to make a joke involving rape mock rape culture (aka bring awareness), NOT the victim good stuff
5sob: michael followed a fan and he was her ¾, so she dm’ed him this then he answered ‘not anymore’ and unfollowed her but of course it was a joke and he followed her again 20 minutes later michael gordon clifford u little fucking shit
Yeah, it’s a picture of a high sugar/calorie/fat food. Yeah, it’s something indulgent. No, eating it is not going to cause diabetes and I’m getting kinda tired of seeing the word flung around like it’s an insult. ANYTHING in
kissesformabitches: they was talking real shit back then and i took it as a joke
calcitesaintish: harrypoot: the-eagle-atarian: I want a cure for ADHD and I want it squirrels. Fuck off. This shit isn’t funny. Its not fucking funny. Its never been funny. Stop making jokes about adhd like its some funny disorder. This guy seems
in-over-myhead: When ur cuddling with someone and they jokingly say “leave” and since ur a little smart ass you say “okay” and start to get up but then they say “no!” and pull u in closer I love that shit
unityisfuckingdead: absolutely-not-the-madonna: unite4humanity: The latest craze in White Privilege…. taking selfies with homeless people. You entitled little shits! People living and struggling in poverty are not your props, jokes, or Saturday night
aceunibomber1906:howboutno: annaomgz: salon: Tamara Holder could hardly get a word in as McInnes mansplained at her about marriage and happiness This is a joke, right? The fuck is this shit? Who the fuck allowed this man on TV?
gerard-you-little-shit: superherotimelorddetective: choc-o-late: est-offensa-et-mirari: deppsydoodle: deppsydoodle: why is peter pan always flying? he neverlands I love this joke because it never grows old It has a nice hook. This doesn’t
fallenleaves-kin: chiikapea: THIS IS NOT A FUCKING JOKE GUYS. IF YOU ARE A LEGAL ADULT FUCKING V O T E. TRUMP IS WINNING THIS IS HONESTLY SCARY AS SHIT AT THIS MOMENT. IF HE FUCKING WINS, WHO KNOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO US POCS. STOP TAKING THIS AS
luciferofficial: having a violence kink is the best thing because it’s like. someone wants to punch me in the face?? beat the shit out of me???? haha joke’s on them now their hand hurts and i have a boner @thedoghouse09 this is you lol
ladynecro: my friend has black hair and the initials PM while her boyfriend has blonde hair and the initials AM and she told me that they joke that theyre ‘as different as night and day’ and i fell on the floor that shit was so adorable
audimilf: This is for everyone that asks why Sarah Silverman is a piece of shit. I took this from one of her stand up acts. She blatantly states that rape jokes are okay and that she does not care about her insensitivity towards rape victims. Fuck you
realitylapsetherelapse: moisemorancy: Obama clapped back and Hillary’s colored people joke!!! Well shit gahdamn.
strawberrypatty: deducecanoe: best-of-imgur: Nikon really has their shit together. wait— I thought this was a joke. But it’s REAL. Holy crap.
thelesbianpotato: chickyyy27: raaypest: THOSE SHITS ARE NOT A JOKE MEANWHILE IN HONG KONG did anyone notice that the point of this post is that they placed hong kong in brazil…not the hornets
sheepinthewolves: scarymermaid: dumb ass bitches have tumblrs too and think they are so funny and “famous” with 60 messages calling them out on their shit, fuck these girls racist little fucks dumbs…. -__- I’m done with humanity. Its a joke..
jack-barapussy: thatfunnyblog: Ellen has been waiting to make that joke since fob came back she just loses her shit
bengalimonsterr: 2014 was literally a joke. I feel like it only lasted for about 3 minutes. I dont remember shit. I still think its 2012.
songsofseparation: funkykong: putting meat in spaghetti sauce or lasagna automatically makes it awful. there i said it. shit sucks bro no joke this is the worst post on this site
marielikestodraw: webelieveyou: juicyjacqulyn: jellobatch: themyskira: Hannah Gadsby on rape culture (x) Real shit How to make a joke involving rape mock rape culture (aka bring awareness), NOT the victim good stuff Mocking rape culture, the only
thunderpulse: stormafter: buriedluck: crestfallenreaper: damnnlyssa: mericanfootball: This is a valuable lesson adeventute time helped me get over my last breakup no fuckin joke i shit u not wise words from jake are very helpful Letting go and
torontoqueer: laughparty: the-blog-of-random-shit: janersm: sexting-inchurch: beautilation: banasmagiccastle: sarcasminc: arigoato: funny text posts arent my Puns like that could get you in give it a Yeah I think the joke might
putonyourbathingsuits: teachmetomeetmydesires: putonyourbathingsuits: YES BUT YOU WERE JUST BEING SARCI YOU PIECE OF SHIT YOU WERE JOKING BUT HERE I AM FUCKING CRYING AT MY COMPUTER FUCKING DYING AND YEAH FUCK YOU. I DON’T MEAN THAT I LOVE YOU
micdotcom: Watch: But wait, they pushed the joke even further. So I guess I’m the only one that thought this shit was awful and not feminist at all?
strawberitashawty: bishopmyles: postracialcomments: lahciguapa: miathewished4: ginandgunpowder: andshegotthegirl: solarsenpai: Damn man… This shit wild That’s crazyNiggas thought he was joking Sad This is something that should always be
yamino: sketcheddy: cheppo: sketcheddy: we are the crystal gems we’ll always [barks] IT’S ACTUALLY GARNET PEARL AND AMETHYST i thought you were JOKING,,ghjkl;lholy,,,shit,h THE DOG ON THE RIGHT IS LITERALLY PURPLE This looks eerily like a
kyubi-no-kittsune: prism-pixels: terrorchan: terrorchan: my parents have this book and it is 100% accurate for the majority of white people like not even a joke shit i found the whole list of articles online I’m laughing my ass off. is this…is
rasec-wizzlbang: jupitersaurus: Just to clarify the attack on disco in the late 70’s/early 80’s was truly an attack on the Black and LGBT communities. It was weird growing up constantly hearing jokes from cartoons and shit about how bad disco was,
whatjanesays: scratch-the-maven: #perfect example of how Rhodey talks to Tony #about tough shit #no tip-toeing around #no hand-holding and coddling #fuck that #we’re cracking jokes #and talking directly #and look at Tony #it’s EXACTLY WHAT
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