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teithepony: tsyolin-sounds: whitetail-music: railyx: theblackparrot: williamcafox: oddbagel: dicksploiter: bobnintendo: the-batlord: Just fucking kill me, youtube. it fucking works holy shit you have got to be joking DISSAPOINTED. ALSO REALLY
kissesformabitches: they was talking real shit back then and i took it as a joke
striderthegoat: badjade: striderthegoat: badjade: striderthegoat: badjade: I’m doing a test. ahem POOL did you say pool? that took 2 minutes and 30 seconds holy shit Free! fandom THE JOKE IS I’M NOT EVEN IN THIS FANDOM I KNOW LITTLE
gerard-you-little-shit: superherotimelorddetective: choc-o-late: est-offensa-et-mirari: deppsydoodle: deppsydoodle: why is peter pan always flying? he neverlands I love this joke because it never grows old It has a nice hook. This doesn’t
denisaaaa: awesomephilia: what if canadians are using advanced sarcasm so that we think they’re polite but they’re actually making jokes no one understands they’re onto us Shit… I never thought Americans would figure it out… they
gllob: a homeless guy just said to me “do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think you’re funny” and that is the most profound shit ive ever experienced
stridersknowbest: who care’s if they “made that up for notes” half of the shit comedians say were not actual things that happened to them it’s called joking around you joyless mush piles lol Oh good. Someone with a brain. <3
c0deinee: Do simple shit for your significant other. Send them songs you like, tell them they look good, write them dumb little notes, buy them their favorite candy, tell them corny jokes, watch their favorite show with them, etc. Thats how I treat
So Chris Brown deleted his Twitter account, over some back and forth shit he said that some female comedian had a problem with and made jokes about. I’m not in any way, shape or form a Chris Brown. I only know 1 song I like and that’s it. I couldn’t
grawly:suppermariobroth:Entries from a “make a funny face in Super Mario 64” contest at Nintendo Power.this isnt even a joke this shit belongs in a museum alongside surrealist art
ithelpstodream: everything-casey: ithelpstodream: i can’t believe all the people losing their shit over this post are the same people who make ‘triggered’ jokes. Here’s the thing. If you at all monitor your language based on your audience—avoiding
xopachi: cheezyweapon: kazecat: rollytiger: My brother is making me play wildstar HA HA, This grabs my interest. hoooooo leeeeee shit Am I glad to see a real game booty. Not a “ha ha look at this big butt” joke booty. Not a “ha ha we put a
jassycoco: Bruised…Sketch commission for a guy named Pain…no joke. Its his nickname really so I can’t put his SN up because he doesn’t want to be exposed or some shit… *Kanye shrug*He asked me to share his commission with the world…so here
so sadvaporwavebabe was a joke blog. holy shit i couldn’t have been less surprised by that revelation.
i think i just lost a follower for talking shit about death grips. lol jokes on them i’m actually totally indifferent to death grips.
i honestly could give a shit about “ethics in video game journalism” the entire industry is a joke as far as im concerned. and by entire industry i mean gaming.
eurotrottest: l0veeelikethis: queenevea: littlefelinefatale: Imagine for a moment having your head shoved SO far up your ass, that your mouth ACTUALLY began producing shit. Omg Her comments are atrocious 😣 Son lmfao Joke Blog that’s getting
remember when judd apatow was on that episode of jimmy kimmel and he made jokes about bill cosby raping those females. i didn’t find that shit cute or funny at all. in fact i found it terribly tasteless.
elovers: luciferofficial: having a violence kink is the best thing because it’s like. someone wants to punch me in the face?? beat the shit out of me???? haha joke’s on them now their hand hurts and i have a boner some tumblr users come off
deadlykillerqueen: I don’t know why some dudes on here are always like I hate anime and I hate when people watch anime cause they are all pandering high school shit these days. Yet they love to talk about jacking their meat or make jokes about cum
arbordreamer: op this is a fantastic semi-essay biglawbear: So instead of writing the essay this is exactly what I’m talking about. This shit reduces your capacity for empathy. If you can’t understand why people are hurt by a simple joke, nay, think
kajy replied to your photo:im the deltaco blowjob queen is this the level of shit that goes on lulz.net? people making up bullshit sex stories about other people? well yea but these ones are obviously jokes :P
dcboy32: dcfinnest: His tongue action ain’t no joke! He know how to keep my dick HARD! Don’t talk about how you can eat ass! Show me your skills! I love eating his ass shit be good as fuck
straightshitonly: Me And My Cousin Play To Much 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 (Ps.. This Is Not Gay 🙄 He Was Just Playing With My Hole He Ain’t Stick Shit Inside 🙄💀Like It’s A Joke 💯)
viinnttaaggee:Overthinking is no joke. That shit eats you up on the inside
putsch: The single greatest jojo’s souvenir possible I bought for myself when I was in Tokyo. Who can argue with such a well placed underpants joke. I want these so bad, holy shit! You’re so lucky!
askdrpig: cari28ch3-me: askdrpig: askdrpig: wash your ass This isn’t even a joke some of you smell like the pig shit I bathe in that you what… Good for your skin
pretty-colorful-shit: Found a Pet by ~RedApropos OMFG XDDDNormally petplay, even joking insinuations of it, rubs me the wrong way, but this is just too cute and silly not to share. >w<
asknsfwcobaltsnow: turdqu0ize: keep fuckin walkin you postman piece of shit Did I mention I absolutely ADORE Huskies? XD I want to make a “riding the fence” joke, but just lookit hiiiim! So cuuuute. >w<
achievement-hunter:janedoodles:vintar:ghostoctopusink:black mambas probably have my least favorite faces because an animal that venomous should not be making a face like it’s thinking of a joke that it’s the only one in on holy shit you’re rightTHAT
attract-your-dreams: alexandriasays: chicagoxnative: z0mbies: tranquilinsanitiesx: Uhm Excuse me? What the fuck is this stereotypical bullshit on my dash? Are you kidding me right now? its called a joke, chill. The fuck is this shit wow, i ain’t
indevan replied to your post “wowwwww transphobic jokes on the Armin tags. I mean, it’s definitely…” i hope they shit their pants in public I really do, too. Also, if I see one more “IS THAT A BOY OR A GIRL?” comment I’m
Rly nervous my so is visiting because jokes on them I’m a piece of shit that sleeps way too early that has zero game whatsoever.
tricias-captions:“What do you mean she has you wearing a chastity belt? I thought those were just a joke. Or at least died out 400 years ago….You can show me? Okay, I guess…Oooh. You’re not shitting me are you?”
tomhiddlesismyspiritanimal: anyankaleigh: baddiebey: this is like my fave joke okay that shit was good.
sc010f: turtle-ambulance: fun fact: “nolo” is latin for “do not want” so if someone says yolo you can say nolo and they’ll think its just a stupid comeback but in all actuality you’re speaking latin which is classy as shit so haha the jokes
fats:dadfriend-tm:*banging my fists on a table* LET CASHIERS HAVE CHAIRSEvery time I see a cashier with a chair I’m like “I support this business”, no joke. That shit shows me that a company actually CARES about it’s employees. Quit making people
frostytips: No offense but some of y'all rly need to learn the difference between dark humor and just being an insensitive prick. Examples of dark humor: Most of the jokes in Deadpool, half the shit Mark Hamill’s Joker says, that one Mortal Kombat
unpretty: definegnormal: unpretty: ways i have tricked people into thinking i am competent: bought a really nice looking fountain pen that sounds like a joke but fountain pens are cheap as shit and when you use one people look at you like you’re a
koobaxion: koobaxion: koobaxion: If they made Terminator 2 in 2018 John Connor would teach the T-800 to make bofa jokes “ No, no, no, no. You gotta listen to the way people talk. You don’t say “affirmative,” or some shit like that. You say ‘big
tom-nippleston: tom-nippleston: tom-nippleston: tom-nippleston: tom-nippleston: I PUT THE HOUSECAT OUTSIDE FOR TWO GODDAMN MINUTES AS A JOKE AND HE COMES RUNNING IN WITH A SNAKE IN HIS MOUTH OH SHIT THE SNAKE IS STILL ALIVE THE SNAKE HAS GONE INTO
transjon:eroticcannibal:lmaonade:lmaonade:i am not joking we need to force teach cooking in schools. like. it is an essential thing for survival. do you know how easy it is to make things if you know even the bare bones shit about how cooking works. we
sorcerornobody: sophieasweetheart: sub-maureen: HOLY SHIT, GUYS, THE POST IS JOKE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD ALMIGHTY, CREATOR OF HEAVEN AND EARTH DON’T SEND ME OR ANYONE ELSE YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBERS, JESUS CHRIST. NO. BIG FAT NO-NO. YOU’RE LUCKY I’M
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kakarrot:seriously tho like all jokes aside tumblr user zubat started a foundation under the guise of helping trans girls named after a dead trans girland it was all a scamwhat kind of scumbag piece of shit person do you have to beto scam people out of
nuuku: turtle-ambulance: fun fact: “nolo” is latin for “do not want” so if someone says yolo you can say nolo and they’ll think its just a stupid comeback but in all actuality you’re speaking latin which is classy as shit so haha the jokes
quantumentangledkonrad: A Observer taken in real life. Taken in Budapest, Hungary. OH NO!!! The End is Near!!! Just Joking… Taken from: http://9gag.com/gag/a447OrZ WHOA SHIT
eyebrowgod: ratgod: icantevensk8: ratgod: sneezing on ur period is the worst thing in the world.. what happens??????? when u sneeze you can feel blood shoot out of u
landorus: armorgan66: landorus: pretty sure my soulmate is a bag of sour gummy worms I just ate a whole bag of those, no joke u piece of fucking shit that was the love of my life
unfollower: remember when yahoo bought tumblr and everyone was making jokes like “what if they put in tacky animated ads and make the logo look like it’s from 1998.” well oh shit
salacio: Welp.I take no credit for this shit ship joke.
mimicteixeira: and so, the saga ends so chill out with the sex jokes, reddit sorry for having been really unactive lately, crazy shit have happend lately
ironychan: PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: When you treat retail employees like shit, you become an instant joke. You are the story they tell over coffee to make their friends and family laugh at the idiot. You are the person they mimic in a squeaky voice.
nerdypartyman: Holy shit. It’s just the gif. With the line. And not a joke or a meme or anything. WHAT IS THIS
captain-mindfang: kissesformabitches: they was talking real shit back then and i took it as a joke Let’s talk about how this perfectly describes cosplay by replacing “project due” with “convention in”
toothpast: cannibulcakester: pragbotsfromouterspace: bb-gr8: Anti-Joke Thor & So-Done-With-This-Shit Tony I don’t think anyone here understands how much I love hero. I NEVER love the good ones or the brawny ones. But I fucking love Thor.
ladynecro: ladynecro: my friend has black hair and the initials PM while her boyfriend has blonde hair and the initials AM and she told me that they joke that theyre ‘asdifferent as night and day’ and i fell on the floor that shit was so adorable
jack-barapussy: thatfunnyblog: Ellen has been waiting to make that joke since fob came back she just loses her shit
