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fagnaros: fagnaros: bathykolpian: fagnaros: #aka: the fresh prince of veiled stair best tag. Now this is the story all about how My life got flipped, turned upside down And I’d like to take a minute, just sit right there I’ll tell you how I
Nothing to do at work… wonder what happened to that kid.
jaxblade07: dirrtyflowerchild: all-about-living-up: adeventute time helped me get over my last breakup no fuckin joke i shit u not literally adventure time knows their shit Word.
dirrtyflowerchild: all-about-living-up: adeventute time helped me get over my last breakup no fuckin joke i shit u not literally adventure time knows their shit
wowfunniestposts: wat. Oh shit. MIND IS FUCKED. IT WAS SUICIDE! My whole life is a LIEEEE! MY WHOLE CHILDHOOD JOKE IS BASED ON A SUICIDAL CHICKEN. Looks like it’s not a joke after all
infernal-beggar: WARNING: underage violet click the pic or HERE to see the full pic DudeBruhDudeI love this
You know, i was gonna make a joke about the mysterious girl and pearl, and how the story “might” repeat itself, if we put Greg in there, but after seeing that shit storm after someone really make that joke… well. I kinda gonna stay drawing
hitodeman: I’m 100% with you if you want to joke about Justin Bieber’s arrest (or just him in general) because he’s an arrogant little shit, but if you have to resort to jokes where the punchline is “he looks like a girl” or “he could get
socialjusticesummoner: if you make a joke about any marginalized group - women, trans people, POC, etc. - anti-sjws will come out of the woodwork to say shit like, “it’s just a joke!”, “lighten up!”, “don’t be so sensitive!”, “you have
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genderists: TV show: This is a TV show called Shits&Farts. It is about shits, & farts. The main characters are two men named Shit, & Fart. They tell shit & fart jokes to each other for the whole twenty-minute runtime. at least one person
caluimhood: honestly fuck u if u have a good dad and make dad issue jokes that shit damages ppl its not some stupid ass aesthetic or thing for u to use as the butt of ur bad jokes
teethsart: finding out what weird shit ur friends are into and constantly making jokes and references to it ur friends finding out what weird shit u are into and constantly making jokes and references to it
coolfatcat: fuckyeahcourtneyy: This is the greatest knock knock joke in the history of all knock knocks jokes ever told, ever. steves a little shit
maxwellpuckett: a joke? sure, i’m always up for a joke wonder what it’ll be interrupting kau? what does that even mean guess i’ll continue anyways, though SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
akuma-no-uta: the-unpopular-opinions: Jokes like “I bathe in the tears of men” and “boys are WEAK” are annoying. And they’re everywhere on Tumblr. Why does everyone lose their shit when you make sexist jokes towards females, but making the
having been going back and forth from japan since i was 13 i can confirm that the high school boys there regularly drop cars on each other. in fact, this isn’t even a manga still this is a photograph.
Back in college my friends and I would joke about joining the 27 Club, we’d say shit like “Only six more years before you can do it man” and we’d all laugh like we were jokingI wasn’t joking
datte-before-dawn: fullmetalpikmin: I was inspired by another picture to draw Engineer Horse in glasses.And I decided to give her a toaster to look cute. And at that I decided to make an SCP joke. If the joke ruins the picture, well shit. Will probably
arht: inkskinned: do you ever like… hear somebody make a joke about how sad they are and everyone else is laughing but you’re sitting there like: i gotta help this guy. holy shit are you okay bud. nice joke but for real i’m here when you need
zekroraptor: rubywhiterabbit: calderonbeta: feralcastiel: can you imagine if twitter existed in the 1800s abe lincoln tweeting shit like “wow this play sucks just shoot me” too soon HE WAS SHOT IN 1865 that’s the joke, that is the joke
Im just a defective piece of shit thats of no worth to anyone except when used as part of a joke, and even then its a pretty crummy joke.
actuallyclintbarton: are-you-a-shelter: I am a fan of when a comedian uses his or her platform to not only tell a joke but just speak truth within the context of that joke. aziz ansari is pretty fuckin dope about this shit, ngl
wowfunniestposts: wat. Oh shit. MIND IS FUCKED. IT WAS SUICIDE! My whole life is a LIEEEE! MY WHOLE CHILDHOOD JOKE IS BASED ON A SUICIDAL CHICKEN. Looks like it’s not a joke after all this blog is epic
also noah fence but do people not realize that there are game modes outside of comp bc i lit had someone say to me when i recently started playing comp and was only in gold go “almost level 600 and still in gold.” like okay first of all, binch, i
peachemojimami: halharl-infigar: jackmeatington: thighetician: everydayfixxx: lividlovers: 11-11-1992: aaliyah-appollonia: car-crashhearts: theliesofrello: sexynakedblackguy: shaylahatesyou: sexynakedblackguy: I’ve unfollowed 5 people
modelo-citizen:modelo-citizen:I woke up maaad late to get ready for work. Then I had to take a huge shit at work. Ok now I’m back in the bathroom with diarrhea. Am I a joke to you butthole&intestines? I know this isn’t a joke like that but
aweirdkillerqueen: the-unpopular-opinions: Jokes like “I bathe in the tears of men” and “boys are WEAK” are annoying. And they’re everywhere on Tumblr. Why does everyone lose their shit when you make sexist jokes towards females, but making
motionless-in-reverse: The whole 7,000 won joke actually makes sense now because it wasn’t a joke it was real, they really didn’t have money and that makes me really sad because they went through so much shit with the Thailand stuff all because they
properflacko: cut this shit out. nothing amusing about jokes pertaining to any of these. and if you ARE out there making shitty jokes about Ebola or AIDs, bear in mind you’re cracking over decades of suffering and indigence throughout black history.
grapeson: stfueverything: wire-hangers-never-again: Please tell me this is a sick joke… Fuck you Mark. I wish it was a joke Piece of shit
chiikapea: THIS IS NOT A FUCKING JOKE GUYS. IF YOU ARE A LEGAL ADULT FUCKING V O T E. TRUMP IS WINNING THIS IS HONESTLY SCARY AS SHIT AT THIS MOMENT. IF HE FUCKING WINS, WHO KNOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO US POCS. STOP TAKING THIS AS A FUCKING JOKE.
psy-faerie: psy-faerie: If someone tells you to stop ripping on them, even if you’re joking, fucking listen. That shit gets tiring doesn’t matter if it’s a fucking joke no one wants to hear negative shit all the time. Some of y’all think you
pyrlspite: 2012: don’t do weird shit at cons as a homestuck joke 2017: don’t vote for a us senator as a homestuck joke
Brb, gonna go commit die at work
heyguysiwrotesomething: phalcun16: lipsticklalonde: WOMEN CANT MAKE JOKES ONLY BABIES WHY ARE PEOPLE TAKING THIS SHIT SERIOUSLY HOLY CRAP. GUYS. JOKE. C’MON. Oh Daily Mail. I appreciate you reminding me on occasion that we aren’t the only
Have any of you guys actually seen Amy’s standup? Most of her jokes are knocks at herself. Her gimmick is the dumb blonde chick that says stupid shit all the time. Stop giving comedians so much shit which their jokes I’m a “beaner”
differentthesamelifeisagame: cheyennesierra: This is shit. What happened, Disney? Your shows used to have amazing messages in them. Why’d you change to joking about something like an eating disorder, something that should never be joked about.
shit-me-sideways: emilysrandomtumblings: dangerhamster: rnarker: a man walks into a zoo. the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. it’s a shitzu this is literally my favourite joke ever I actually laughed wayy louder than necessary at that.
JOKE ABOUT THAT SHIT ONE MORE TIME
Joke’s on you , person who went rifling through my purse in the locker room! I have no money and my cc is empty haaaahaha! But thanks for not actually stealing andything and only making me paranoid you piece of shit :)
10,000% worried about Peridot next ep, she’s going to learn about jokes and how to be funny except her jokes will hurt Amethyst’s feelings and shit is gonna go downNOTHING GOOD HAPPENS WHEN YOU VISIT THE KINDERGARTEN WEEPS
YOU DON’T JOKE ABOUT EATING DISORDERS, YOU DON’T JOKE ABOUT NOT EATING, YOU DON’T JOKE ABOUT SHIT LIKE THAT OKAY
tatterdemalionamberite: chocolatesprinklesroyale: pyrlspite: 2012: don’t do weird shit at cons as a homestuck joke 2017: don’t vote for a us senator as a homestuck joke 2022: Don’t fuse our reality with Homestuck as a Homestuck joke… 2027:
cleophatrajones: dynastylnoire: onlyblackgirl:So this happened… the colorism in these jokes though. not cool. The outfit jokes are funny, but this is probably why he shits on dark-skinned women cause he gets it too. 😂😂😂 dead
imjustkt:naked-yogi: scars-of-a-man:naked-yogi: scars-of-a-man:naked-yogi: HA! I am literally nauseous from reading this last sentence. Are you fucking joking? I want to throw up. I can’t practice yoga in the nude in public, anywhere in the world,
killmeimadopefiend:naked-yogi: Forever touching myself next to my sleeping lover Probs not doing a very good job with ya then wow are you fucking joking
whotoblock:“It’s a joke calm down” 🙄Shocking another white sex worker making “joke” Trump porn. I’m sure doing shit like this is easy when you are totally unaffected by his hateful rhetoric. 👍🏼
