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tracysactivism: the-future-now: This is getting out of hand, even Shkreli has commented follow @the-future-now I have a nephew that must carry epipens. This is no joking matter.
kngshxt: I know it’s a running (& sad) joke lot of men that don’t understand the whole clit setup but seeing y’all brag about y’all sex game, a lot of women don’t understand dicks either. Like why would you brag about sucking dick for hours?
kingjaffejoffer: Making jokes about Vine’s demise when you know that Tumblr can easily be next, the way this dumpster fire is going
yobootyassgirl: America is a fucking JOKE. Voting for Harambe and Hennessy? Who in the FUCK? How could you be so fucking stupid… like? Those votes could have helped, but instead you did it for some dumbass Twitter/Instagram clout. Now here we are.
suzie-guru: the-blog-of-burnstein: hillaryisaboss: History repeats. This isn’t even the HALF OF IT. Hitler, like Trump, was considered to be a total joke at first, and was thought to be unable to do any of his crazy policy initiatives. Both won their
ankh-niggas-anonymous: sailorscarif: dynastylnoire: ithotyouknew2: candyhatestumbler: cuteboykenshintravis: This gotta be a joke Thank you for my new blog name… These hoteps must not have jobs like how much free time do you have to have to
i need my black people to start going to the doctor because that cancer and diabetes is no joke
divinefestival: therestlessintrovert: No joke I literally had that same reaction
disease-danger-darkness-silence: boyonetta: sao801: boyonetta: ask-daddies-fire: sao801: Do you see that? Looks like a joke image, right? Well, it isn’t. This happens in Venezuela. It looks like nobody knows how is our crisis, because I’ve talked
killbenedictcumberbatch: black people refusing to explain their jokes to nonblack people is Not ableism you fucking weirdos we’re not making fun of you because you claim you don’t have the cognitive ability to understand our colloquialisms so you
your-local-mexican: protectnormani: groot: KIM PULLED OUT Receipts! 2017.. What kind of fucking world am I living in that even Kim Kardashian has to fact check the joke in the WH.
rubygoby: batsnack: yellowxperil: nuttedtwice: shout out to the vietnamese kids named phuc, dam, bich, son, dat, nga and so much more for enduring the namecalling and jokes about your name; you’re strong and beautiful. & đông and dủng
danedehans: we joke about procrastination but nothing is worse than the nauseating feeling of having every intention of doing something but physically not being capable of doing it and then feeling like you want to throw up because the deadline is just
zerosuit: teamnowalls: tenacityarrow: quantum-dragon: nabyss: geek-ramblings: Please tell me this means we are going to get a Deadpool style marketing campaign for this. Me too. i thought this was a joke because it obviously looks photoshopped but
hipstersandcomics: I used to get mad when men would make jokes about how women’s periods make them irrational, but now I just remember that during Victorian times, a table’s legs were thought to arouse men so they invented table cloths to cover
black-to-the-bones: Mayoral candidate tells audience members ‘Go back to Africa’ No, that’s not a joke. He really said that. How is he even a Mayoral Candidate? Men like him should never be around politics. He will never let black people
wh0isnerd: You ever been joking around singing , and hit a mean ass high note ? Have you ready to get signed after that hoe I hit them high notes Marsha Ambrosius was singing on Butterflies once (just once) and was gassed lol
xh0nia: bellygangstaboo: She shouldn’t have made a racist comment & she wouldn’t have to deal with any of it. Consequences come with stupid fucking actions, clearly. Wow, I could never ever feel sorry for this girl. To make a joke like that
cschaplin: backshootingford:YEP. he had to capitalize HISTORIC cus even natural disasters are a competition to him??? what a fucking joke of a human being. so insecure. pathetic.
mtsilveronrs: but why would we ever remove the wisest of our teeth Because them shits think they know everything, like they the only ones that know how to punch thru gums and every other tooth type is wrong so instead of punching thru facing down,
funyuns-n-coffee: popculturediedin2009: Harry Whittington apologizes for being shot by Dick Cheney, February 2006 Young people think we’re joking when we say that someone literally apologized to the Vice-President for getting shot in the face by him
herzspalter: Rodimus visits the medbay every day to deliver more jokes he thinks are new and witty but actually aren’t. Please forgive the awful gif quality that destroyed some colors :( It looks better in full view!
herwildamnself: This is why I can’t stand people who mock or make fun of North Korea. Fuck The Interview and fuck those 2 white boys who had the fucking audacity to create that shit. Joking about what’s going on there is so callous and just falls
nothingman: chrssy: womb-raider: Yet another white woman using the struggles of black women in the media as a fucking joke. *rolls eyes* …she was born in South Africa. maintains dual citizenship, she is literally African-American
roseyjehan: igperish: Dan Rad + jokes (x x x) He’s such a big dork i love him
c0mf0rt-z0ne:lisa-basil:iwaskixxinq:heritance:iwaskixxinq: What do boys and subway have in common? What? They all lie about their inches Okay no. How dare you. This is fucking offensive as fuck. Why are people reblogging this piece of shit joke
inkiestslinky:ok so everybody’s joking about light yagami in death parade rightwellmadhouse, the company that animates death parade, ALSO animated death noteand mamoru miyano, the voice actor for light yagami…also voices harada in death paradeso in
chinad011: it took me years to understand this joke
bloominrose: elemental-nova: *grumpy old man voice* Anime bloopers these days are just people trying to make the dirtiest jokes possible and swearing a lot. What happened to the good old days, when VAs would just say “screw the script, I’m making
accarahara: mxxn-kitten: mxxn-kitten: mxxn-kitten: My friend was saying some sexist shit jokingly in front of his gf and she straight up started flirting with me. In less than 5 minutes he was all quiet and insecure lmfao I just wanna thank Hayley
My Life Is A Joke
life-is-a-very-big-joke: -
that-fangirl-there: thrillsurfer: I can’t wait to get married because its like a sleepover every night with your best friend. That’s the cutest description of marriage I’m not even joking
garbashians: when someone makes a joke about one of ur insecurities
dignitea: my life is a joke and i’m not laughing anymore
share: “learn how to take a joke” why don’t you learn how to make one
svrti: “Come on, it was just a joke” said the privileged white male, who had never had to experience continuous discrimination based on his sex, race, religion, and cultural background.
togepathetic: when your friends don’t include you in the joke
thatsmoderatelyraven: i bet people dont understand that im joking 800% of the time
elegently: That moment when you want tell a joke but you laugh so much that you can’t tell.
broaaadbean: who needs april fools my entire life is a joke
stability: me: *seriously vents to a friend* me: *ends it with a little joke to give them a quick escape from the awkwardness™*
thexfiles: i’ll stop making jokes about dying when i’m dead
tobiaswasanevernude:if you don’t laugh at my jokes i will
Do you love me the way I love you? - Haha Joke, of course not.
weirdnessloveandscifi: bohemian-napsody: very fucking punny you shits teeth
goodmusicandlove:lisa-basil:iwaskixxinq:heritance:iwaskixxinq: What do boys and subway have in common? What? They all lie about their inches Okay no. How dare you. This is fucking offensive as fuck. Why are people reblogging this piece of shit joke
justice4mikebrown:February 9On the morning of the 6 month anniversary of Mike Brown’s death, protesters delivered fist-shaped tombstones, a coffin, and a list of demands to St. Louis Mayor Slay’s house.Mayor Slay responded with jokes on Twitter.Follow
dollymyfolly: I’m the type of person who holds on to ticket stubs and photos and presses flowers but never puts them into a scrapbook I just have them scattered everywhere which brilliantly illustrates how I’m a sentimental piece of shit who can’t
wizardsmagic:Some cats love to bring presents. Us, we’re just some cool cats who love to give out some card previews.I’m… I’m so sorry for that joke. Art by Milivoj Ceran
takaeskcor: yeahtheycallmemars: iliketheloots: Square Enix presents the Justice League. Is this real?! No joke!? omg I need all of these x___x
because jokes like this will never die
elasticitymudflap:I’m not even REMOTELY joking when I say this post saved my soul
lazierthanyou: MORE EYEBROW JOKES
and once again ruby doesnt let me down with those sarcastic weiss jokes in V3, god bless
dashingicecream: i will never stop making gay jokes with these two
old joke…
scars-of-a-man:naked-yogi: HA! I am literally nauseous from reading this last sentence. Are you fucking joking? I want to throw up. I can’t practice yoga in the nude in public, anywhere in the world, apparently, because someone will “mess me up,”
