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crustiestmermaid: are-you-a-shelter: fandomsandfeminism: le-sob: Really? Men want to make all these weak ass “women should be in the kitchen jokes” and then they want to pull shit like this Fuck u top chef Canada and ur sexist bullshit A woman’s
greatwhiteprivilege: i don’t give a shit if strangers insult my appearance but if we’re friends and you even jokingly call me ugly i’ll never let you forget it you weak bitch
ramblingferret: konkeydongcountry: drunkenkeith: zennistrad: theclearlydope: CALM THE F*CK DOWN, DISNEY. [via] SPACEBALLS DA FLAMETROWAH! sure, you all joke now, but where were you when the prequel trilogy gave us shit like this Guys
truebuggy: rockhuggerjera: truebuggy: my feelings about cartoons for adults are a lot simpler: - they’re pretty much always complete shit - they think “adult” jokes just mean “as offensive as humanly possible”, and because of that, they
zeusdethroned: matt-ruins-feminisms-shit: queenofthebasilisks: timeanddisregard: classylgbthomie: Republican presidential candidate Ted Cruz made this disgusting ‘joke’ at a recent conservative political conference. What makes this worse
nobby-posts: quakebeats: enigmaticconfusion: Damn, 500?! okay but all joking and internet shit aside, john cena is actually an amazing fucking human being please stop making wishes he grows more powerful with each one granted
Me: *logs onto youtueb* oh there is female csgo league, this looks awesome! Also me: *looks at comments* why :)
ALRIGHT TUMBLR LISTEN UP
yiffmaster: universequartz: gayforyooa: animehater420: damn cartoon network not taking any shit from the homophobes Can yall not tell the difference between representation and a fucking gay joke yeah like… this scene is pretty obviously meant
landorus: armorgan66: landorus: pretty sure my soulmate is a bag of sour gummy worms I just ate a whole bag of those, no joke u piece of fucking shit that was the love of my life
slimetony: Not to beat this joke into the fucking ground but in this moment I would trade anything to have Jeb in this position right now I sincerely would when the slime man makes a political post you know shits fucked
tomhiddlesismyspiritanimal: anyankaleigh: baddiebey: this is like my fave joke okay that shit was good.
beyond-absolute-zero:when you’re trying to make a joke, but the game has had enough of your shit
essiecatter: snoopingasusualisee: snoopingasusualisee: posts a porn crop of my sona to my main and immediately gets applauded, laid, and nominated for Funniest Furrey Tumbler user the joke is that shit ain’t funny!!!! it’s fuckin gross sing it
tumblr folks for years: “It’s just a joke” doesn’t excuse bullying or bigotry, anti-sjws can fuck off with that :/ also stop reaching for shit, also all activism should be real not performativetumblr folks now: Actually bullying is totally fine,
arr-vee-emm:“SECOND CHANCE” 4LUNG ISN’T EVEN ASKING FOR A SECOND CHANCE. SHE THINKS ALL THAT SHIT WAS OKAY. SHE’S FUCKING JOKED ABOUT IT ON TWITTER.
koobaxion: koobaxion: koobaxion: If they made Terminator 2 in 2018 John Connor would teach the T-800 to make bofa jokes “ No, no, no, no. You gotta listen to the way people talk. You don’t say “affirmative,” or some shit like that. You say ‘big
fairy-taco: ventrue: advanced-procrastination: crunchbuttsteak: Capital classes: I wonder why “eat the rich” and guillotine jokes are so popular among millennials? Also Capitalists: EAT THE RICH good god Oh my god this shit has to be unreal
radiofreederry:“No one’s saying you can’t like Harry Potter or read the books-”I am. I literally am saying this. I am not joking. At the very god damn least buy her shit in a charity shop or pirate it
ayoanthony: I say silly jokes to my parents and somehow they take it serious and probably think I’m dumb as shit
ironychan: PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: When you treat retail employees like shit, you become an instant joke. You are the story they tell over coffee to make their friends and family laugh at the idiot. You are the person they mimic in a squeaky voice.
mexicanho: cinco de mayo is tomorrow wow I’m..so excited …to see all the white people use that day as an excuse to get shit faced drunk off tequila and dress up in Mexican clothing as if it’s a costume or a joke ::) and then take it off at the
m1911s-mile22: ask-maxie-boy: killuo: succession2018: im gonna shit The prophet… he tried to warn us. He told us it was too much power, and yet we all laughed. We made a joke of him. Moreos Guy, if you’re out there, I would like to personally
foggypebble: Anecdotal jokes on this site would be many times funnier if they didn’t end with shit like “aND I’M CRYING” or “I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 100000 YEARS”
chakrabot: betheothergirl: eschergirls: shattered-earth: I could do this all day She will fit into your favorite moba game very good character garanteedEdit: Holy shit it’s a joke please stop tagging this as reference/helpful/wow so good please
kissesformabitches: they was talking real shit back then and i took it as a joke
krismichelle429: feminismpassion: brainstatic: Seminars for rapists taught by Bill Cosby sounds like a lazy Family Guy joke but we’re in hell so wh at I’m not even surprised by this shit anymore. We elected a rapist president. This is just some
plasmalogical: snorlaxatives: holy shit apparently during the filming of the 2002 spiderman movie james franco joked that tobey maguire had “frog-like features” which genuinely upset him and resulted in a rivalry between the two that still exists
iblamethenubbins: tarynel: nevver: Courtney Love, 2005 Holy shit “ Love—who was blasted during the 2005 event with jokes about her sobriety and stability—says she ended up paying dearly for that five seconds of blunt honesty. She tweeted earlier
kingjaffejoffer: babyfacerae: cerebralgemini: imageof1love: She seriously thought it was a joke until he and her people convinced her it’s for real. Wholesome😢😍 She’s me this woman has been through some SHIT lol She was really like, “dont
joyisthetics: so I see DJ Khaled jokes pertaining to his weight as the basis for why he doesn’t give head. yall men of all body types will weaponize financial security to lord patriarchal harms over their significant others. Khaled being fat has shit
the-shy-fa: drinking-tea-at-midnight: lindsey graham is like one of those people who spend their lives fat shaming people and then someone makes a joke about thin people and he completely loses his shit and wants to know why we can’t all just be friends
mushymoosh:Toby fox and the official undertale twitter accts: *posting vague cryptic shit, asking players to return to the acct in 24 hours*Everyone on the internet, joking in unison: lol sans undertale for smash confirmNintendo: Hey we have a Nintendo
neopetpolitician: plasmalogical: snorlaxatives: holy shit apparently during the filming of the 2002 spiderman movie james franco joked that tobey maguire had “frog-like features” which genuinely upset him and resulted in a rivalry between the
left-reminders: ms-demeanor: sarkos: Obviously, I’m not linking to the article, because when I step in dog shit, I don’t turn to someone and say “You gotta try this“, but also because the joke tells itself I feel like this could be comprehensively
the50-person: let-fred-live: averruncusho: blue-lives-aint-shit: blackqueerblog: Am i the only one taking notes just in case? Americans joke about living in a cyperpunk dystopia but chinese protesters are going 1for1 with censor bots in order
lmaonade:i am not joking we need to force teach cooking in schools. like. it is an essential thing for survival. do you know how easy it is to make things if you know even the bare bones shit about how cooking works. we need to teach teenagers how far
gayreyna: You know shit is serious when the joke and parody blogs are posting about it
rasec-wizzlbang: jupitersaurus: Just to clarify the attack on disco in the late 70’s/early 80’s was truly an attack on the Black and LGBT communities. It was weird growing up constantly hearing jokes from cartoons and shit about how bad disco was,
sasshulk: kingjaffejoffer: babyfacerae: cerebralgemini: imageof1love: She seriously thought it was a joke until he and her people convinced her it’s for real. Wholesome😢😍 She’s me this woman has been through some SHIT lol She was really
dcboy32: dcfinnest: His tongue action ain’t no joke! He know how to keep my dick HARD! Don’t talk about how you can eat ass! Show me your skills! I love eating his ass shit be good as fuck
oshbigoshh: Literally fuckin my lil bro from da hood 😂 all jokes aside his shit was tight 💦 REBLOG
viva-la-prussia: insideofdoitsu: artoxica: one-epic-hetalian: chachi-chama: did-you-kno: Source I—FUCK. THAT WAS REAL?! I thought that was a joke! D: I THOUGHT YOU WERE KIDDING HETALIA. I THOUGHT YOU WERE KIDDING. HETALIA HOLY SHIT WHAT WHAT
2spookytomhiddles: possiblyenjoyable: good reasons to insult your child: no don’t fucking do that not even jokingly don’t insult anyone especially not your own fucking child do not make your child feel like shit about themselves ok fucking amen
thfuch: savannah-awe: thfuch: HAHAHAHA TUMBLR ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW. HAHA No OMFG really?!?!? Getting this mad over a joke?! Do you even know who notchicken is? holy fucking shit. tumblr is more naive than I thought. HAHA fuck you because
haiku-oezu: sjwstupidity: i-was-a-teenage-anarchist: zerotide: neurotic-barista: fandomsandfeminism: le-sob: Really? Men want to make all these weak ass “women should be in the kitchen jokes” and then they want to pull shit like this Fuck u
chimamire-no-bara: kepttheskin: eleanortwigby: Argh aneurism. AS IF YOU’D DENY IT ANYTHING TAKE MY FOOD TAKE MY POSSESSIONS TAKE MY BLOOD YOU CUTE LITTLE SHIT Aww :3 It’s Hide-Zou! ♥ XDDD (don’t mind my own jokes)
snorlaxatives: youtubeishome: snorlaxatives: i’m genuinely concerned how did some of y’all pass the 3rd grade your reading comprehension is absolute shit *you’re i’m gonna pray to god that was a joke because if not i’m logging out
tom-nippleston: tom-nippleston: tom-nippleston: tom-nippleston: tom-nippleston: I PUT THE HOUSECAT OUTSIDE FOR TWO GODDAMN MINUTES AS A JOKE AND HE COMES RUNNING IN WITH A SNAKE IN HIS MOUTH OH SHIT THE SNAKE IS STILL ALIVE THE SNAKE HAS GONE INTO
bengalimonsterr: 2014 was literally a joke. I feel like it only lasted for about 3 minutes. I dont remember shit. I still think its 2012.
lonelystonerrstuff: trebled-negrita-princess: Y'all think this is a joke. they literally will throw your shit in the trash because your name is “too ghetto”
fallenleaves-kin: chiikapea: THIS IS NOT A FUCKING JOKE GUYS. IF YOU ARE A LEGAL ADULT FUCKING V O T E. TRUMP IS WINNING THIS IS HONESTLY SCARY AS SHIT AT THIS MOMENT. IF HE FUCKING WINS, WHO KNOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO US POCS. STOP TAKING THIS AS
quakebeats: enigmaticconfusion: Damn, 500?! okay but all joking and internet shit aside, john cena is actually an amazing fucking human being
lissomeashley: missachicka: dracumon: shadiobrando: blackberryshawty: livinglikedevils: Chanel #2 (Ariana Grande) death scene in Scream Queens 1x01. Honestly like she is me she can’t act for shit THIS SHOW IS A JOKE LMFAO HOW IS THIS A FUCKING
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