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Hahaha yeah I was joking around before but shit just got realI like how my dad who’s never even been in a tropical storm just tells me: “SEND ME SOME VIDEO”
i-workoutt: moriahari: HOLY SHIT This really took a turn for the worst. lmaooo Reminds me of that John Mulany joke… “So you’re telling me… That if you saw Hitler… Walking down the street… You wouldn’t
naturalyfindingme: chiikapea: THIS IS NOT A FUCKING JOKE GUYS. IF YOU ARE A LEGAL ADULT FUCKING V O T E. TRUMP IS WINNING THIS IS HONESTLY SCARY AS SHIT AT THIS MOMENT. IF HE FUCKING WINS, WHO KNOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO US POCS. STOP TAKING THIS
fats: dadfriend-tm: *banging my fists on a table* LET CASHIERS HAVE CHAIRS Every time I see a cashier with a chair I’m like “I support this business”, no joke. That shit shows me that a company actually CARES about it’s employees. Quit making
thaunderground: Let the Rick Ross jokes commence I fuck with Rozay, but this shit funny
chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes: ecstasymodels:The She Collection Edgy Skirt She Recycles Fashion them big red legs ain’t no joke son. SHIT!
yourmajestyyy: so me and my friend were joking around and I asked her “how do white people kiss if they don’t have lips” and she typed it into google and this is the FIRST thing that shows up. uh the fuck type shit is this! One: she spelled kiss
verylilpimpin: honey-dipping: baestheticsss: liquid-sword23: laurennohill: thepoeticlovechild: bang: its not funny anymore It never was funny. Y'all not suppose to take that seriously!! OMG it’s suppose to be a joke. Y'all fucking shit up 😒😒😒😒😒
macbookprotagonist: i don’t get along with them type of Black ppl who somehow feel sorry for themselves for not growing up in the hood and not fitting into negative stereotypes of Blackness. I feel this. Half the electricity ain’t work right
jamaicanamazon: blackaudacity: danajohnsonnn: dabeatnik: thesickestsinner: lazy-assed-conqueror: morianrhod: lenadreamsingold: la-venere-nera: Why I created this blog. So used to this. & If you think like this, you can eat my ass right after
micdotcom: Los Angeles sheriff caught sending horrifyingly racist emails Sheriff Tom Angel was hired in 2014 as part of a team meant to “clean up” a sheriff’s office plagued by a reputation for violence and misconduct. So much for that. A 15-page
yourpieceofsunshinee: realitylapsetherelapse: moisemorancy: Obama clapped back and Hillary’s colored people joke!!! Well shit gahdamn. He went IN
oneoakdutch: ankhpapi: boootyfriedrice: This is your phone … The brush 💀 😂😂 Yo I know them bristles was poking the shit outta his skin 😂😂😂 the dedication to the jokes is commendable 👍🏾
flickerman: flickerman: i can’t believe official spotify made a playlist about what happened last night in sweden according to cheeto elect jokes aside i hope none of you are actually believing the shit you’re hearing about sweden on american tv.
thesnobbyartsyblog: anti-baes: thesnobbyartsyblog: ☠️ 🗣Put some respect on Lil Uzi He honestly gets a lot of respect for wearing that shit. He ain’t excluded from getting joked on though lol.
unclefather: mystiquemonique: monkeyjungle: I know that the Thrussy joke has already been beaten into the ground a week ago, but… Trump got a Thrussy This is disgusting get this shit AWAY FROM ME I wish I fucking died in 2012 when the world was
ithelpstodream: everything-casey: ithelpstodream: i can’t believe all the people losing their shit over this post are the same people who make ‘triggered’ jokes. Here’s the thing. If you at all monitor your language based on your audience—avoiding
thebeautysupplystore: kingjaffejoffer: norest4thaweary: 86thatshit: 90svigilante: melonmemes: Snipes with the clapback 😂😂😂 Plus he did jail time behind them taxes. He don’t owe shit Y'all corny now, move on with the jokes. ‘it
pilotnextdoor: secretsunkept: vanillascentedthot: Whoever did this @Apple need a raise😂😂😂😂😂 I thought a nigga made this as a joke!!! It’s a fuckn advertisement 😂😂💀💀 *falls out* Apple with the shits, your move droid users.
ori-ebon: erikkillmongerdontpullout: White people are so weird here I’ve seen multiple posts where poc are talking about serious shit and painful racist histories and they go “time to make an unfunny and callous joke” then when they are called
vaporizedvisions: modelo-citizen: People think I’m joking or overreacting but Kpop stans, not people who like to listen to kpop like a normal person, but westerner kpop fans make me fucking sick for real. It ain’t a lot of shit to do with the idols
mexicanho: cinco de mayo is tomorrow wow I’m..so excited …to see all the white people use that day as an excuse to get shit faced drunk off tequila and dress up in Mexican clothing as if it’s a costume or a joke ::) and then take it off at the
simplyhotchicks: I’m laughing my ass off to some of the titty jokes people are posting. And lmfao at the random dude that tried to rip the girls shirt off more. Holy shit how embarrassing for the chick who got her ass kicked and had her titties
goodoldfashionedpancakes: holy shit!! those are some serious no joke tittays!!!
girlswholikegirlz: girlswholikegirlz: Never wanted to kill myself so much. I am actually the biggest piece of shit. My life is the biggest joke.
fuckthejobmarket: nbcnightlynews: 40% of U.S. employers are having difficulty filling jobs. Here’s the top 10 hardest jobs to fill in the U.S.More: http://nbcnews.to/1h8PYIs You’re shitting me, right? You really must be joking, employers. What
sleipnyyr: jjsinterlude: fieldhandblues: spacemaester: triisoup: constable-frozen: wow…. Oh my god ARE YOU JOKING HBCUs….step your game up. How bitch?! How?! Are you shitting me? Who has the time to choreograph this ?
aceunibomber1906:howboutno: annaomgz: salon: Tamara Holder could hardly get a word in as McInnes mansplained at her about marriage and happiness This is a joke, right? The fuck is this shit? Who the fuck allowed this man on TV?
fallenleaves-kin: chiikapea: THIS IS NOT A FUCKING JOKE GUYS. IF YOU ARE A LEGAL ADULT FUCKING V O T E. TRUMP IS WINNING THIS IS HONESTLY SCARY AS SHIT AT THIS MOMENT. IF HE FUCKING WINS, WHO KNOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO US POCS. STOP TAKING THIS AS
tahreza: daamian: tahreza: i forgot what this shit is called and now i dont get the joke a hoe lmaoo
snakesxdragons: clichesandmorals: arabwife: you really gotta watch how people “joke” with you. people throw hella hate and jealousy on the low and cover it up w a laugh Coworkers shit I know a couple. 🙄
kokorooji: the-blog-of-random-shit: janersm: sexting-inchurch: beautilation: banasmagiccastle: sarcasminc: arigoato: funny text posts arent my Puns like that could get you in give it a Yeah I think the joke might be falling
quakebeats: enigmaticconfusion: Damn, 500?! okay but all joking and internet shit aside, john cena is actually an amazing fucking human being
landorus: armorgan66: landorus: pretty sure my soulmate is a bag of sour gummy worms I just ate a whole bag of those, no joke u piece of fucking shit that was the love of my life
naughtyornicechekov: prurientmischief: prurientmischief: shit fuck damn i bet it is ok WHY DOES SOMETHING THAT WAS SUBMITTED TO ME HAVE SO MANY NOTES because it’s karl urban making a dick joke like a fucking 12 year old
helenas-hood: gllob: a homeless guy just said to me “do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think you’re funny” and that is the most profound shit ive ever experienced I asked my old science teacher this and he said “I make
kissesformabitches: they was talking real shit back then and i took it as a joke
gerard-you-little-shit: superherotimelorddetective: choc-o-late: est-offensa-et-mirari: deppsydoodle: deppsydoodle: why is peter pan always flying? he neverlands I love this joke because it never grows old It has a nice hook. This doesn’t
theappleppielifestyle: #steve rogers is a little shit okay#he loves seeing people get what’s coming to them#LOOK AT THIS MAN#he’s like#’aw yeah you thought she wouldn’t hit you cause she’s a dame’#’JOKES ON YOU ASSHOLE’#’SHE JUST KNOCKED
geislun: #so I watched the avengers for the 5,000,000th time today #and I’m still noticing shit that I didn’t see before. #THIS SCENE #tony isn’t just making a joke about bruce letting off steam #he’s purposefully getting fury’s attention
lemmonysnippets: ewmartin: john “so happy for his best friend” watson #john ”not jealous at all” watson #john ”super straight” watson #john ”is this a joke; you’re breaking my heart; i will punch the living shit out of your god
tomhiddlesismyspiritanimal: anyankaleigh: baddiebey: this is like my fave joke okay that shit was good.
ironychan: PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: When you treat retail employees like shit, you become an instant joke. You are the story they tell over coffee to make their friends and family laugh at the idiot. You are the person they mimic in a squeaky voice.
soyouwanttoplaythepiano: kokorooji: the-blog-of-random-shit: janersm: sexting-inchurch: beautilation: banasmagiccastle: sarcasminc: arigoato: funny text posts arent my Puns like that could get you in give it a Yeah I think the joke
castiel-left-his-mark-on-me: I think the cutest shit in the world is that Misha is mouthing the punchline to Jensen’s bad joke right along with him; because he’s probably heard it a billion fucking times. But it doesn’t matter–Jensen just always
sokkatheboomerangboi:professorsparklepants:Zuko is just so effortlessly cool, like he does ninja shit and jumps off cliffs and has a secret identity notorious enough to warrant a wanted poster, but he also can’t tell jokes and doesn’t know
ifmommyonlyknew: the-naked-beach: Submit your bewbs for our viewing pleasure! http://goood-times.tumblr.com/submit Holy shit my mom wasn’t joking when she said she was going skinny dipping
futa-sentinel: nikitgirl: You mean shit happens… Lol😂 Art by Kral Its a star wars joke :D she has a red lightsaber behind her back ;3
The Beast Titan Returns… You Won’t Believe What Happens Next!
helioscentrifuge: fandomsandfeminism: le-sob: Really? Men want to make all these weak ass “women should be in the kitchen jokes” and then they want to pull shit like this Fuck u top chef Canada and ur sexist bullshit A woman’s place is in the
appareciums: Next time you criticize me for being sensitive, remember that I have been through the kind of shit that turns people into nothing but empty shells and bar room jokes, and I’m still able to let myself be empathetic and caring and open.
abraham-shipwreck: cocaine-and-insulin: When Disney could make references to eternal damnation and not give two shits. Disney used to be hardcore, man (They also make so many virgin jokes in this)
whimperssomeoneishouldveloved: Shits Happens :c! HAHAHA no. The other Day My friends and me Joking about the taunt of lux “In the name of Demacia, I will punish you! and thinking about in this thing xD Demacia Needs some sailors :v
cassolino: thatfuckingcrowv2: thowra: thatfuckingcrowv2: parent: shit vine wont open fast enough FUCK yes making a joke about a child about to potentially pour BOILING HOT WATER ON THEMSELVES AND GET BURNED POSSIBLY SEVERELY is funny i know nigga
lustfuldemoness: I keep forgetting this shit is real, and isn’t just an elaborate joke.
aceunibomber1906: howboutno: annaomgz: salon: Tamara Holder could hardly get a word in as McInnes mansplained at her about marriage and happiness This is a joke, right? The fuck is this shit? Who the fuck allowed this man on TV?
angelshavethephonebox: projektx3r0: fuckyeah1990s: Eventually I’m going to gif every joke Carlos tells on Magic School Bus… Keisha is tired of your shit, Carlos KEISHA’S FACE OMFG
bb-gr8: Anti-Joke Thor & So-Done-With-This-Shit Tony
the-fury-of-a-time-lord: transgalacticwanderer: thechronicwonderer: so my friend had top surgery and *Dies lauging* I wonder how long he was holding on to that joke? i have a list of shit i’m gonna say when i have my top surgery
