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the-pietriarchy: speedlimit15: why do ppl act like @dril is some sort of comedy genius. everything is formulaic as shit and uses Funny Ironic Meme Buzzwords to make jokes. its boring
quakebeats: enigmaticconfusion: Damn, 500?! okay but all joking and internet shit aside, john cena is actually an amazing fucking human being
janedoodles: vintar: ghostoctopusink: black mambas probably have my least favorite faces because an animal that venomous should not be making a face like it’s thinking of a joke that it’s the only one in on holy shit you’re right THAT IS
naughtyjester: cosmic-cyclosa: tsf1520: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE JOKES™ ARE NOW A BANNABLE OFFENSE. IN OTHER NEWS, @staff ARE ACTUALLY SHIT AT THEIR FUCKING JOBS. IF YOUR AN ARTIST, YOU SHOULD PROBABLY START MAKING A BACK-UP BLOG, BECAUSE TUMBLR
dank-potion: intellectual-stupidity: Think this shit’s funny? Keep making rape jokes then. It really gets me when people say things like “why didn’t you report them!?” or “it’s your fault, you let them walk free”. Statistically speaking,
kanyeinterruptedme: Ya’ll better light Kelly Osbourne’s fucking ass on fire for that Latino comment. I’m sick of my race being the butt of people’s fucking jokes like we can’t accomplish shit but cleaning some white bitch’s toilet or mowing
gerard-you-little-shit: superherotimelorddetective: choc-o-late: est-offensa-et-mirari: deppsydoodle: deppsydoodle: why is peter pan always flying? he neverlands I love this joke because it never grows old It has a nice hook. This doesn’t
tomhiddlesismyspiritanimal: anyankaleigh: baddiebey: this is like my fave joke okay that shit was good.
fatbodypolitics: unityisfuckingdead: absolutely-not-the-madonna: unite4humanity: The latest craze in White Privilege…. taking selfies with homeless people. You entitled little shits! People living and struggling in poverty are not your props, jokes,
tom-nippleston:tom-nippleston: tom-nippleston: tom-nippleston: tom-nippleston: I PUT THE HOUSECAT OUTSIDE FOR TWO GODDAMN MINUTES AS A JOKE AND HE COMES RUNNING IN WITH A SNAKE IN HIS MOUTH OH SHIT THE SNAKE IS STILL ALIVE THE SNAKE HAS GONE INTO
suburban-justice: crimetwink: anyways you probably shouldn’t joke about assassinations anymore. It’s not unheard of for radicals to get picked up or interrogated for shit they say online.
fumbledeegrumble: You know what I want to see more of? Feedist relationships without fat jokes or namecalling. Feedees who aren’t aroused by being called shit like “piggy” or “fat boy;” who are into the weight gain but don’t feel comfortable
webelieveyou: juicyjacqulyn: jellobatch: themyskira: Hannah Gadsby on rape culture (x) Real shit How to make a joke involving rape mock rape culture (aka bring awareness), NOT the victim good stuff Mocking rape culture, the only appropriate way
landorus: armorgan66: landorus: pretty sure my soulmate is a bag of sour gummy worms I just ate a whole bag of those, no joke u piece of fucking shit that was the love of my life
gllob: a homeless guy just said to me “do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think you’re funny” and that is the most profound shit ive ever experienced
lexlifts: allquestionsnoanswerss: currentlyhungryaf: lexlifts: WOMEN ARE TAKING NONE OF THIS SHIT AND ARE STANDING TOGETHER I FUCKING LOVE IT also thank u to some boys for helping too so basically nobody here can take a joke People it’s a fucking
ironychan: PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: When you treat retail employees like shit, you become an instant joke. You are the story they tell over coffee to make their friends and family laugh at the idiot. You are the person they mimic in a squeaky voice.
sociologyandlifting: If someone is offended by your joke, you truly aren’t funny. You’re just a massive rotten dick. “There’s always going to be someone who gets offended” is not enough of a justification for the shit spewing out of your mouth.
aceunibomber1906:howboutno: annaomgz: salon: Tamara Holder could hardly get a word in as McInnes mansplained at her about marriage and happiness This is a joke, right? The fuck is this shit? Who the fuck allowed this man on TV?
c0deinee:Do simple shit for your significant other. Send them songs you like, tell them they look good, write them dumb little notes, buy them their favorite candy, tell them corny jokes, watch their favorite show with them, etc.
queefdollaz: papabearrandum: queefdollaz: labias: …………… tyler stanced up in the chair like “naaah ya feet dirty like shit mo n why is u poppin ya pussy on da prius” That’s a honda civic ….. i kno its part of da joke like play
strawberitashawty: bishopmyles: postracialcomments: lahciguapa: miathewished4: ginandgunpowder: andshegotthegirl: solarsenpai: Damn man… This shit wild That’s crazyNiggas thought he was joking Sad This is something that should always be
msixela: returnofthetee: jonesiemay: kushingtonthechief: It’s crazy how this man was blacklisted. Yall gotta stay woke. Why was he blacklisted Wasn’t nobody listening to him when he was putting it on his show. Thought that shit was a joke.
mixedpassing: radicalbehavior: killakungfuwolfbytch: iranianho: bye White people have already ran this damn joke into the ground. Right ^^😒😒 we can’t have shit man
no-izzle: aceunibomber1906: howboutno: annaomgz: salon: Tamara Holder could hardly get a word in as McInnes mansplained at her about marriage and happiness This is a joke, right? The fuck is this shit? Who the fuck allowed this man on TV?
howboutno: annaomgz: salon: Tamara Holder could hardly get a word in as McInnes mansplained at her about marriage and happiness This is a joke, right? The fuck is this shit? Who the fuck allowed this man on TV?
whatjanesays: scratch-the-maven: #perfect example of how Rhodey talks to Tony #about tough shit #no tip-toeing around #no hand-holding and coddling #fuck that #we’re cracking jokes #and talking directly #and look at Tony #it’s EXACTLY WHAT
If any of you reblog this 1 holy shit and 2 you can self promo in ma ask…i ain’t joking…
lizthefangirl: sherlock-has-got-the-blue-box: the-fandom-is-anderson: sick of your shit john #high functioning french kisserhon hON HON BAGUETTE eiffel tower me in french class no joke
aceunibomber1906: howboutno: annaomgz: salon: Tamara Holder could hardly get a word in as McInnes mansplained at her about marriage and happiness This is a joke, right? The fuck is this shit? Who the fuck allowed this man on TV?
gorfeld: gorfeld: legendarygenius: gorfeld: cheating is bad and joking about it and validating people who cheat on their partners is bad if u think otherwise ur dumb as shit no offense Men want new pussy, its nature. If u don’t please ur Man U
realitylapsetherelapse: moisemorancy: Obama clapped back and Hillary’s colored people joke!!! Well shit gahdamn.
tom-nippleston: tom-nippleston: tom-nippleston: tom-nippleston: tom-nippleston: I PUT THE HOUSECAT OUTSIDE FOR TWO GODDAMN MINUTES AS A JOKE AND HE COMES RUNNING IN WITH A SNAKE IN HIS MOUTH OH SHIT THE SNAKE IS STILL ALIVE THE SNAKE HAS GONE INTO
bisexualnoodle5: The fact that everyone in-universe knows stormtroopers can’t shoot for shit makes the joke so much funnier.
alone-in-a-cafe:Charles Boyle once said desserts don’t need to be fancy they just need to be good and ykw same goes for jokes and memes cuz the elaborate shit is usually not funny
becausemagichappens: weirdnessloveandscifi: bohemian-napsody: very fucking punny you shits teeth I’m going to use the water joke.
mraftershockshepard: awwww-cute: I was just joking with him, but the look he gave me was complete betrayal That face makes me want to hug the shit out of him.
juicyjacqulyn: jellobatch: themyskira: Hannah Gadsby on rape culture (x) Real shit How to make a joke involving rape mock rape culture (aka bring awareness), NOT the victim good stuff
kissesformabitches: they was talking real shit back then and i took it as a joke
gantalope: olipher-xo: barbie-island: highwayy-unicornn: justtrolling: chaystar: wat. Oh shit. MIND IS FUCKED. IT WAS SUICIDE! My whole life is a LIEEEE! MY WHOLE CHILDHOOD JOKE IS BASED ON A SUICIDAL CHICKEN. ^^^^^^^A SUICIDAL CHICKEN HAHHA
acoustic-sunset: are u fucking shitting me it’s the motherfucking goddamn deku tree uve got to be joking where is this where.
casualprivatepinkie: emkaymlp: railyx: theblackparrot: williamcafox: oddbagel: dicksploiter: bobnintendo: the-batlord: Just fucking kill me, youtube. it fucking works holy shit you have got to be joking DISSAPOINTED. ALSO REALLY HAPPY TO KNOW
grawly: spoookee: fronk-jaeger: auralisdx: oldroots: type bronies into youtube you get ponies wearing diapers run across your screen im not joking oh you’re shitting me what the fuck is this what a time to be alive its fucking real
geminiofsin: No. No. This is not okay. Her and that fucking joke book. Every time you took more than 3 seconds to do something she’d pull that shit out and start reading it. No. That book can go to hell, even if I did laugh at all of them.
teamfreekickass: fuckyeahfeminists: camcron: lulz-time: Really? Men want to make all these weak ass “women should be in the kitchen jokes” and then they want to pull shit like this Fuck u top chef Canada and ur sexist bullshit Dear Women, We
arinjaeger: thesassylorax: osedaex: jerkidiot: SPACE JAM 2 CONFIRMED I thought this was a cruel joke but it’s for real WHAT #somewhere in Austin, Texas #ray narvaez jr is shitting his pants
leadhooves: ayoaprell:bound4greatness:chrismantheflare:jaydogon525: Just a few very adult jokes in kid shows CHILDHOOD RUINED NIGGA NO I WASN’T READY!!!!!!!!! Wtf Dr. Bendova HOLY SHIT HELGA’S THO
ask-oncies-jizz: i love the mortal kombat universe so much because half the characters are just joke characters that they got attached to so they gave them serious lore and if that aint the most relatable shit then honestly what the fuck are you even
powertothenerd: tom-nippleston: tom-nippleston: tom-nippleston: tom-nippleston: tom-nippleston: I PUT THE HOUSECAT OUTSIDE FOR TWO GODDAMN MINUTES AS A JOKE AND HE COMES RUNNING IN WITH A SNAKE IN HIS MOUTH OH SHIT THE SNAKE IS STILL ALIVE THE
hokuto-ju-no-ken: I went and dug out the issue in question because SOMEONE immediately called me out on discord and accused me of making shit up because I like boobs Jokes on you, bud Also Harley and Power Girl is a way more interesting dynamic than
the50-person: let-fred-live: averruncusho: blue-lives-aint-shit: blackqueerblog: Am i the only one taking notes just in case? Americans joke about living in a cyperpunk dystopia but chinese protesters are going 1for1 with censor bots in order
dailyarturia:when yr a canon trans woman and yr sick of people making tasteless jokes about u so ur gonna beat the shit outta em
otherwindow: I hate explaining jokes but this fucking scene from Kung Pow makes me lose my shit every time: The children screaming “We’re children!” like they’re Pokemon Cans of Pringles in the background Shopkeeper’s voice breaking the
