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“Let’s multiply like Bluebell.”
“I bet I can make you thirstier than Greg alone at a wedding.”
“You don’t need to be Kate Middleton for me to treat you like royalty.”
“Is recreational scolding your division?”
“You don’t have to show me beheadings to get a hug from me.”
“Let’s get on your laptop and look at something other than John’s blog.”
“Are you Mary Morstan? Because those pants look so good on you, you’re putting the ass in assassin… twice.”
“Why have a goldfish when you can have a silver fox?”
“You’ve seen what these fingernails can do to a wood floor… Would you like me to leave some claw marks on your back?”
“I would take off my clothes for you even if it was going to kill me.”
“Who hunts in the middle of a crowd? Me on my way to steal yo girl.”
“You know how most days aren’t good days? This is a good day… because I’m with you.”
“The fandom may call me Cupid, but I need some lovin’ of my own too.”
“Break-ins aren’t my division, but I’ll make an exception if you wanna break into my bedroom.”
“Your face isn’t the only part of you I’d like to lick.”
“I would go on a romantic getaway with you even if I had to take Flight 007.”
“Your mustache ages you… Good thing I like older men.”
“Your beauty is indescribable… No, seriously. I got killed because I started to describe you.â€
“I’m such an animal in the bedroom, you’re gonna mistake me for a Baskerville experiment.â€
“I’m sorry I let it all slide… How about banging something other than my tea on the table?â€
“I can shoot my load better than Sebastian Moran can shoot a gun.â€
“Your eyes are more colorful than John’s Christmas jumper.â€
“May I be the umbrella to your Mycroft? I want you to take me with you everywhere you go.â€
“I’ve waited for you longer than the fandom has waited for Sebastian Moran.â€
“Are you a Baskerville Hound? Because you’ve been taking over my mind.â€
“So, I heard you want the D… and I don’t mean your division.â€
“Your teeth are whiter than Molly’s lab coat.â€
“Are you Anderson? Because I want to ‘Phillip’ your hole with my cock.â€
“I don’t care if you’re wearing ‘gay’ underwear… I’m about to rip it off of you anyway.â€
“I would let you take a bite of my Appledore.â€
“The handle of my umbrella isn’t the only thing I have that’s ribbed.â€
“You’re hotter than the bonfire I put John in.â€
“Wanna come to my Mori-party?â€
“I’m sorry you don’t like Harold on my face… Perhaps you’d prefer him in between your thighs?â€
“Without you, my world is as dark as Laura’s attire.â€
“You don’t need to manipulate security cameras to convince me to get into your car.â€
“I want you in my life more permanently than a Black Lotus tattoo.â€
“I know you like to hold your umbrella all the time, but I wish you would hold my hand instead.â€
“Why have Lestrade when you can have More-trade?â€
“You’re the fence to my John… I can’t get over you.â€
“Just call me a Baskerville Hound, because I can’t keep my paws off of you.â€
“Your wit is sharper than Irene Adler’s heels.â€
“Broadly speaking, I’d like to have a ‘function’ in your ‘narrative.’“
“I’m not a plot device… The only function I want in your narrative is love interest.â€
“If you needed a shoulder to cry on, I would volunteer on no less than three separate occasions.â€
“I am the closest thing to a friend you are capable of having: A lover.â€
“I want to experiment with you… and I don’t mean in the Baskerville kind of way.â€
“The man with the key is king. How’d you like to be my queen?â€
“My suit may be Westwood, but I can give you wood in any direction you like.â€
“I don’t just want the D… I want the D.I.â€
“Is your name Lestrade? Because your hair may be silver, but your heart is pure gold.â€
“I’m gonna need something bigger than Appledore to store all the reasons why I love you.â€
“I want to go steady with you– steadier than John’s left hand under stress.â€
“So, I hear you’re abnormally attracted to dangerous situations and people. I can conform to that pattern if you’d like.â€
“I would make you my bride even if you were abominable.â€
“When you’re away, I miss you more than John misses the battlefield.â€
“You’re carved into my heart like I.O.U. on an apple.â€
“I bet I can make you wetter than the fandom’s post-Reichenbach tears.â€
“Are you Jonathan Small’s belt blade? Because I want you inside of me.â€
“You’re hotter than Molly Hooper at a Christmas party.â€