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“Without you, my heart is as broken as Mrs. Hudson’s hip.”
“Forget mind palaces… Wanna see my mind sex dungeon?”
“I want you wrapped around me more tightly than my purple shirt.”
“You put the ‘bae’ in Baker Street.”
“A headphones-wearing bison isn’t the only thing I’d like up against my wall.”
“Redbeard isn’t the only one I’d like to be petting.”
“I think about Redbeard when I want to calm down, but I think about you when I want to get excited.”
“I only have earbuds for you.”
“I heard you want the D… and I’m not talking about deductions.”
“Forget the crime scene… The only body I want to be checking out is yours.”
“When I said I’d get you off, I wasn’t just talking about the murder charge.”
“If you were my drug, I wouldn’t need a case to justify doing you.”
“I love you more than Carl Powers loved his shoes.”
“You make me blush so much, my face is the same color as Jennifer Wilson’s wardrobe.”
“I wish I was Irene’s phone just so I could get into your cleavage.”
“What’s your star sign? I don’t know mine because I deleted the solar system.”
“I hope our relationship lasts longer than John’s mustache.”
“Lestrade will find his division before I find someone better than you.”
“I know your friends don’t all hate you. I only wrote that essay so I could have you all to myself.”
“You are a man, and good at it… but I think you’d be even better at being my man.”
“Because you know I’m all about that case, ‘bout that case.”
“I’d love your mind even if it wasn’t a palace.”
“My death may have been fake, but my love for you is real.”
“I would stop your cab just to welcome you to London.”
“Take me up against the Reichenbach Wall.”
“You are more eloquent than dust.”
“Me wearing antlers is best left to the imagination, but me wearing nothing at all is a must-see.”
“You don’t need a fake drugs bust to get into my flat.”
“The fact that I’ve always loved dancing isn’t the only thing I’ll let you in on.”
“Are you a blonde drug smuggler? Because I’d disguise myself as a monk just to see your face.â€
“Let’s meet at the pool where Carl Powers died… and then go skinnydipping.â€
“If I said I didn’t love you, it would be a bigger lie than Connie Prince’s age.â€
“I’m so glad I’m not Mycroft… I would never go on a diet if I had to give up something as sweet as you.â€
“You’re so hot, (hot damn), you make a dragon slayer wanna retire, man.â€
“I may make you take a separate cab, but I’ll never make you take a separate bed.â€
“Solving crimes isn’t the only thing that gets me off.â€
“I’m gonna climb you like Zhi Zhu climbs buildings.â€
“If you were my husband, I would never sleep with a P.E. teacher.â€
“Your love is more intoxicating than John’s stag night.â€
“Your face is more perfectly sculpted than Moriarty’s eyebrows.â€
“I love you more than Mycroft loves his umbrella.â€
“You’re more addictive than a seven percent solution.â€
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“My shirt buttons may strain to get away from me, but I bet you won’t.â€
“You don’t need to make me inhale Project H.O.U.N.D. fog in order to take my breath away.â€
“‘Vatican cameos’ can be our safeword.â€
“Without you, I’m lonelier than Mycroft on Christmas.â€
“John says I’m a machine… Want to see if you can turn me on?â€
“If you were a dismembered country squire, I’d make a date with you no matter how difficult you were to schedule.â€
“Forget finding the country squire’s legs– I’d much rather have a look at yours.â€
“So, you’re on IDatedAGhost.com… Does that mean you’re looking for a boo?â€
“I would love you even if you peed in my fireplace.â€
“Get a room? Nah, let’s get an entire flat.â€
“The game is on. Will you be my player 2?â€
“Still looking for the legs, but I’d much rather find the key to your heart.â€
“If you thought I didn’t love you, I would send an entire press conference the same text message.â€
“I’m bringing sexy Reichen-back.â€
“You don’t need to be like Mycroft. Why use a treadmill when you get plenty of exercise running through my mind?â€
“My coat collar isn’t the only thing that’s up.â€
“You’re hotter than a shoddy Victorian outfit from a museum that was sold off in a fire damage sale.â€