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“I may not be strictly speaking on the drugs squad, but I’m very keen… on you.”
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“theimprobableone will use capital letters before I stop loving you.”
“If you left me, I’d do anything to get you Reichen-back.”
“I’d help you hunt down a hound even if I was on holiday.”
“I’ve fallen for you more times than that American has fallen out of your window.”
“I would spend the night at your place even if it was a scuzz dump.”
“I would turn back your watch during your friend’s fake suicide just to spend more time with you.”
“I’d let you stay in my bedroom even if you didn’t need the space.”
“I’m a fan of yours– type B, that is.”
“You’re the boomerang to my hiker… Throwing you away would kill me.”
“I bet you can make me scream… and I don’t mean like Claudette Bruhl.”
“I.O.U. a fall… into my bed.”
“Wanna see my secret tattoo?”
“I would punch the chief superintendent just because he called you a weirdo.”
“My text alert isn’t the only way you can hear me orgasm.”
“Forget Andrew West’s missile plans… The real missile is the one in my pants.”
“I’m not just a soldier, doctor, and blogger… I’m also a lover.”
“I want to be the first one you call for after waking up from being drugged by a dominatrix.”
“May I twist and diffuse your hair?”
“I’m not a dragon for you to slay… I’m a dragon for you to lay.”
“I can’t keep my eyes off of you… so I’m upgrading your surveillance status to grade three active.”
“Why keep your eyeballs in the microwave when you can keep them on me?”
“The skull on the mantle isn’t the only bone I’d like to take.”
“Will you have coffee with me if I refresh my lipstick a bit?”
“I would let you stop my cab even if I wasn’t the serial killer you were looking for.”
“Forget the giant blue air mattress… Next time you fake your death, you should jump into my bed.”
“I love you more than Alex Woodbridge loved astronomy.â€
“I’m hung better than the dummy in our living room.â€
“You don’t need to decipher passenger jet seat allocations in order to get a kiss from me.â€
“Your loss would break my heart even more than Sherlock’s loss would.â€
“I may be from the Fifth Northumberland Fusiliers, but that doesn’t mean I won’t wander south when I touch you.â€
“Richard Brook may be a lie, but my love for you is real.â€
“Are you a Holmes brother? Because you are smoking.â€
“I heard you said you wanted to ‘do Molly’… I hope you didn’t mean the drug.â€
“I don’t take sugar in my coffee, but I’d love to get some sugar from you.â€
“You don’t need to be a vicar with a bleeding face in order to see me naked.â€
“Someone stalking me isn’t the only ‘personal matter’ I’d like to write to you about.â€
“Mrs. Hudson offered me a cup of tea, but I’d much rather have a drink of you.â€
“Returning your coat isn’t my only reason for sneaking into your bedroom.â€
“I know you’re for real… Nobody could fake having such an amazing dick all the time.â€
“Mycroft says that you have the brain of a scientist or a philosopher, but I think you have the brain of my future husband.â€
“I’m your biggest fan-derson.â€
“I must be 221b’s wallpaper, because you’re making me smile.â€
“So, you think my mouth looks too small without lipstick? I can think of one way to change your mind about that.â€
“If you’d like, I can ensure that you’ll never need to borrow John’s laptop again.â€
“Baby got Reichen-back.â€
“I would go back in time during our fourth season just to be able to say that I’ve loved you for centuries.â€
“Sherlock must not know anything about you, because you are a star.â€
“I’m the perfect boyfriend: I’m very loyal, very quickly, and I’m not interested in anything your brother offers me.â€
“You say alone protects you, but I know of another kind of protection that we can use together.â€(Edit: This graphic was originally uploaded with Sherlock’s font instead of John’s, even though John’s supposed to be the one saying the pick-up
“My love for you is deeper than Sherlock’s voice.â€
“I think you look cool even when you don’t turn your coat collar up.â€
“Sherlock knows more about the solar system than you do about me… Want to fix that?â€
“I want to buy you a Christmas present that matches my lipstick.â€
“I would say sweet things to you even if I knew that bombs have off switches.â€
“This pistol isn’t the only thing I’d like on the tip of my tongue.â€
“I could break every bone in your body while naming them, but right now there’s only one bone of yours I’m interested in.â€
