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“Sherlock isn’t a fraud, and so isn’t my love for you.” Submitted by thecagedbirdwithasong.
The top 10 posts of all time (based on number of notes). Happy Valentine’s Day, Tumblr! <3 ~ With love, from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines
“You make me so happy, I spray painted a smiley face on our wall.”
“I would keep your mobile phone.”
“You give me a 221boner.”
“I’d like my last vow to be ’‘Til death do us part.’”
“How about we both skip your birthday dinner so I can show you my ‘thing’?”
“I’m no Herr Trepoff; the only thing I’m guilty of is loving you.”
“You’re such a hot Guy, I would steal a motorcycle to get to you.”
“Your perfection has left me completely deaded.”
“Can our sign be the sign of threesome?”
“I heard you lost your job fantasizing about me coming back to life… Don’t worry, I’ve got a different kind of ‘job’ you can do.”
“My detective skills aren’t the only gifts I was born with.”
“Can I buy you a drink? 443.7 milliliters of drink, that is.”
“Without you, my heart feels hollower than Jack Griffin’s suit.”
“You don’t need your mind palace to know my porn preference.”
“I’m a high-functioning sociopath… Can I be a high-functioning sociopath with your number?”
“Call me Shezza, because I’m going undercover… Under your covers, that is.”
“I was so scared of you leaving me that I started doing napkin origami.”
“I’d like to get to know you as well as I know ash.”
“You make me uncomprehending in the face of myself.”
“You taste better than eyeball coffee.”
“Let’s go bar hopping for a couple hours and then cuddle on the stairs.”
“Are you 051113? Because you just blew me away.”
“I’m sorry I came back from the dead with a French accent. Next time I tell you big news I’ll give you something else French.”
“The things we’d like to do to you… I have a list. Mycroft has a file.”
“Let’s be Oklahomos together.” (If you haven’t seen it yet…)
“The lack of a ring when you slapped me isn’t the only reason I’m glad your engagement’s over.”
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“The door knocker isn’t the only thing I won’t let my brother turn straight.”
“Forget solving crimes– I could use you as an alternative to getting high.”
“Call me the Clarence House Cannibal, because I’d like a taste of you.”
“I’d keep your chair even if it was blocking my view to the kitchen.”
“Undercover about my feelings for you? WELL I’M NOT NOW!”
“Are you the East Wind? Because I’d let you take me in the end… in the rear end, that is.”
“Let’s do a procedure where the participants tend to know each other and it’s over when one of them’s dead… No, I’m not talking about murder.”
“The game is never over. I want to play with you forever.”
“Appearing in my mind palace while I’m unconscious? I believe that makes you the man of my dreams.”
“Maybe I won’t shave for Sherlock, but I’d definitely shave for you.” Submitted by anonymous.
“Those things’ll kill you… I know what you should put in your mouth instead.”
“My mouth is big enough for fourteen cigarettes. Wanna see what else can fit in it?”
“I would jump out of a cake for you even if I wasn’t revealing that I faked my death.”
“I still love you even though your mustache doesn’t rub off.”
“The Headless Nun was only headless because she hadn’t met me… I’m excellent at giving head.”
“I would let you call me Sherl.”
“The game is something, but you are everything.”
“My love for you is #NotDead.” (Credit to shockingblankets for the hashtag, which LATER BECAME CANON.)
“I would disguise myself as a French waiter to stop you from proposing to someone else.”
“When I asked if you came for me, I didn’t just mean to the drug den.”
“Wanna go have a drink on every street where we found a corpse?”
“The game is on… Will you play with me?”
“If you’re Henry Knight, can I be your Henry Steed?”
“You should come home with me instead. Your wife is AGRA-vating.”
“Are you one of John’s jumpers? Because you look so cozy and unique.”
“Wanna know why my Belstaff coat is so long?” Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea anyway.
“Don’t hate the dragon slayer. Hate the game.”
“My mind palace can’t even contain how much I think about you.”
“You’re not like Magnussen’s spectacles… You are anything but ordinary.â€
“Moriarty may be a spider, but I hear you’re the one who has me all over your web history.â€
“My dick is so huge, I make porn stars look like Faith Smith’s kitchen.”
