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“What are you doing? Get back into the cage I made for you!” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I fell for you like Sherlock off of Bart’s.” Submitted by turtleplz.
“I have a special room in my mind palace just for you.” Requested by one of my real-life friends, who doesn’t have a Tumblr.
“I want to put my ‘experiment’ in your 'microwave.’” Submitted by imadeyousomeshoes.
The best of Mycroft Holmes, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of Greg Lestrade, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of Jim Moriarty, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of John Watson, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of Irene Adler, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of John Watson’s facial expressions, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of Molly Hooper, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of Moriarty’s disguises (Jim from IT and Richard Brook), from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“I promise not to shout Graham, Gavin, or Geoff during sex.”
The best of the villains, from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines (excluding Moriarty because otherwise he’d be the entire photoset).
The best of Charles Augustus Magnussen, from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines.
“Are you a sitty thing? Because I would love to sit on you.” Submitted by snickersa2010.
“I don’t know about Sherlock, but I know exactly where to look.” Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“Seeing how much I love you? That wouldn’t exactly take Sherlock Holmes.â€
“You make me feel higher than Sherlock overdosing on a jet.â€
“From a drop of water, a logician should be able to infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara, but they’re gonna need a hell of a lot more than that to infer how wet I can make you.â€
“Don’t take Moriarty’s word for it. Come see for yourself how surprisingly comfortable my bed is.â€
“Are you a drug? Because you alleviate boredom and occasionally heighten my thought processes.â€
“Will you be the pipe to my Holmes? I want you in my mouth.â€
“Forget morphine or cocaine. I get plenty high just off of your presence.â€
“Are you Mrs. Hudson? Because I need to give you more lines… More pick-up lines, that is.â€(This one got a bit meta, haha.)
“I want to be more permanently glued to you than Mycroft’s ever expanding backside is to his spot.â€
“Are you Eustace Carmichael? Because I want to be with you until five orange pips do us part.â€
“Are you Mary’s pregnancy? Because I noticed you before anyone else did.â€
“You don’t need to put on a mustache in order to examine my body.â€
“I get lost in your eyes easier than other people get lost in the Carmichaels’ hedge maze.â€
“If you were a Baskerville Hound, I would get drugged on purpose just to see you.â€
“My balls are bluer than the carbuncle Watson wrote about.â€
“Do you have a feet fetish? Because my game is afoot.â€
“Anyone could be the Abominable Bride, but only you could be my bride.â€
“You’re more important to me than finding Emelia Ricoletti’s substitute corpse.â€
“If you think Mycroft is enormous, just wait until you see my dick.â€
“I want my mind palace to have your details so perfect, I won’t need drugs to be immersed in them.â€
“I never understood the murderous jealousy of the one who wrote about the obliquity of the ecliptic until I saw you with another man.â€
“Are you my fridge? Because I want to stick my body parts in you.â€
“Magnussen shouldn’t be the only one who knows how you taste.â€
“Your coffin isn’t the only ‘box’ of yours I’d smash with passion.”Based on a suggestion by @morbidmegz.
“No balloon could ever be a substitute for you.”
“Are you Eurus’s cell? Because I refuse to stay at least three feet away from you.”
“Would you like to have a night of passion in High Wycombe with me?”
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“Are you Culverton Smith? Because you take my breath away.”
“Are you one of the boys from the cafe? Because I would let you drop me… into your bed.”
“I would let you give me a hug even if I didn’t need to send and delete a text on your phone.”
“We’re not like the gravestones at Musgrave Hall. Our dates will never be wrong.”
“I hope nobody needs to say ‘Norbury’ to me when I ask you out.”
“Planning our dates will be easy. I know exactly where we’ll need to be picked up for lunch two weeks from now.”
“I usually make clients sit in The Chair, but you can sit on my face if you’d prefer.”
“Mycroft is right about the list of people who love me not being long, but you’re the only one I need on it anyway.”
“I would let you look in my ‘lymph nodes’ even if I wasn’t missing my limbs.”
“My love for you is so strong, not even Sherrinford could contain it.”
“Forget the Thatcher busts. The only bust I’m interested in is yours.”
“Your ass is like Rosie’s rattle: If you keep throwing it in my face, I’ll keep grabbing it.”
“The Borgia Pearl is too boring for me, but I’d love to make you my Borgia girl.”
“The ‘sixteen by six’ in Eurus’s song is actually referring to the length and circumference of my penis.”
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