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“Is this Reichenbach? Because I think I’m falling for you.”
“I would rob Buckingham Palace just for your amusement.”
“Excuse me, but could you help me recover some missing files? I seem to have deleted boobs.”
“I would rip off your clothes at a darkened swimming pool even if there wasn’t a bomb strapped to you.”
“If I had a chin for every time I thought of you, I’d have no friends.”
“I made you coffee. Do you prefer it black or drugged?”
“You are such a brilliant conductor of light, not even Bluebell can glow as bright as you.”
“I never thought heroes existed until I met you.”
“Whenever I’m with you, I’m hornier than Anderson in a triceratops costume.”
“You light up my life like a fairy.” *Make sure you use the proper, high-pitched tone of voice when saying “Like a fairy!”
“I would jump in front of a death frisbee for you, my dear.”
“I bet I can make your pulse increase and your pupils dilate.”
“I would read your blog even if it wasn’t about me.”
“If you’d let me, I’d twiddle you all day and night.”
“Wanna see firsthand what my purple shirt is made of?”
“I can shoot it so far, not even Vatican Cameos will save you.”
Accidental headcanon: The Holmes brothers are closet Rihanna fans.
“I want to grow old, retire, and study bees with you.”
“I may not be The Golem, but I bet I can squeeze the life out of you, if you get what I mean.”
John “Three Continents” Watson, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“I would pretend to be drunk just to go for a ride with you.”
“Will you 221-be mine?”
“Whenever I’m apart from you, I’m bluer than my scarf.”
“Do you like Mexican food? Because I’ll gladly offer you a taste of my fiesta dick.”
“I’ll tease you more than Arwel Wyn Jones.” Submitted by the-improbable-1.
“The only looks I want to be clueing for are yours.”
“I don’t just have wood for you… I have pipe/tube/wotsit thingamebob for you.”
“I want to sleeeeep with you.”
“Sherlock and Moriarty aren’t the only ones I have a theory about.”
“Forget the egg chair… You should sitty thing on my face.”
“I’d like to compromise the integrity of your ‘crime scene.’”
Threesomes solve everything.
“I bet I can make you come in less the time Sherlock’s exile took.”
“I love you more than Sherlock loves dancing.”
“I’m not very good at expressing my feelings, so please understand what I mean when I say that my name is actually a girl’s name.”
Looky what I found while grabbing a screencap for today’s pick-up line!
Now that February is upon us, I thought I should announce again that Sherlock-themed valentines are now for sale in my Cafe Press store for 50 cents each! (And I believe the website gives you a discount if you buy a lot of them.)Find them all here. There&
Here you go, Tumblr! Your annual Valentine’s Day video! I looked at all of your requests and tried to put together a sort of compromise.In case you’re curious why I chose the pick-up lines I did, these are the top 10 (based on number of notes)
“Forget the pigeon from The Blind Banker. If you want to see a bird, let me show you my cock.â€
“I’m so good with women, I don’t just get their phone numbers… I get their phones.â€
“When I’m through with you, you’ll have a harder time walking than Sherlock after being drugged by Irene Adler.â€
“I trust you more than Sherlock trusted his brother, Molly Hooper, and twenty-five at most tramps.â€
“I’m sorry I keep calling you Graham. It’s because I want s’more of you.â€
“Are you Irene Adler? Because I’d like to keep a picture of you in my pocket watch.â€Based on a suggestion by @cat-n-claw.
Okay, folks. Let’s talk about the keychains some more.Above I put a badly Photoshopped idea of what they should look like, as well as a few random examples with different pick-up lines. (Sorry the London scene is all wibbly– I put a paintbrush
THEY’RE HERE! THEY’RE HERE!BBC Sherlock pick-up line keychains are now available for sale at this link!Please check ‘em out and spread the word! :)~ Froggy, your admin
“Sitting in the Carmichaels’ greenhouse isn’t the only thing we can do together that’s murder on the knees.â€
“Are you the Carmichaels’ broken window? Because there’s only one of you.â€
“My feelings for you are so clear, not even the impossibly imbecilic Scotland Yard could be confused about them.â€
“If you left me, my heart would shatter like the six busts of Margaret Thatcher.â€
“Are you John’s therapist’s flower vase? Because when I look at you, I see a tall glass of water.”
“I find you more fascinating than an unmoving Toby.”
“Are you an unanswered question on my mantle? Because I want to stab you… with my penis.”
“If you were a Power Ranger action figure, I would pretend my bed was Charlie Welsborough’s car just so I could tie you to it.”
“I like you more than Sherlock likes Toby.”
The best of The Six Thatchers pick-up lines, based on number of notes.
Remember the good ol’ days when Redbeard was just a dog? Ssh, it’s okay… Have some vintage season three mind palace crack to make it all better.
The best of Mrs. Hudson pick-up lines, based on number of notes.
Sorry this one’s a little text-heavy. It’s a lot more fun to read if you imagine Daddy Holmes’s lines in a teenage girl voice.Happy Father’s Day to all who celebrate it! <3~ Froggy, your admin
definitely not good at drawing old people, BUT IT DOESN’T MEAN I CAN’T TRY ;_; it just feels like i drew them normally and then added a lot more lines… luniak: I would love to see Sherlock and John growing old together. If you’re
