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“I know caring is not an advantage, but that hasn’t stopped me from caring about you.”
“Your Moves Like Jagger make me want to Stay Alive.”
“I put the ‘wood’ in 'Westwood.’”
“Will you join my football team and raise five children with me?”
“If there was a fire, you’d be my priority exposed.”
“Want me to make you moan like my text alert?”
“I’d like to get a double room in Dartmoor with you.”
“Will you be my division?”
“If you were my holiday, I wouldn’t need to fancy another one.”
“My dick is so huge, my doggy style is referred to as Baskerville Hound style.”
“Shall I show you the code to my safe?”
“I won’t just be mother– I’ll be a MILF.”
“Mind if I stick my ‘umbrella’ in your 'division’?”
“Are you for men? Because I’d like to wear you… on my penis.”
“Want to see what else I keep hidden in my bra?”
“I’m not just a woman– I’m the Woman woman!”
“Shall we play doctor? Army doctor, that is.”
“I may be on a diet, but I’d still lick your ‘frosting.’”
“You. Me. Three continents. How about it?”
“England would fall if you left me.”
“I would make you scream my name even if we were in the Diogenes Club.”
“I’d go on a second date with you even if we got kidnapped by Chinese smugglers during our first.”
“How about you get off of that phone and let me show you how much fun we can have in the back seat of this car?”
“I may be a blind banker, but I bet I can make you fall for me with two seconds of silence.”
“I would give you the good pill every time.”
“Excuse me, but did you say ‘Fuck the police’? You must be my division.”
“Honey, you should see me in a crown… and nothing else.”
“I’m what people DO!”
“Will you be my live-in normal?”
“I have an app that can steal anything… including your heart.”
“Mrs. Hudson, are you trying to seduce me?”
“How do you feel about Hamish for a baby name?”
“You may be on the side of the angels, but we’re gonna have one Hell of a night.” Submitted by thereisnoshameinbeingcrazy.
“Why should you choose me? Well, I am my own least irritating officer.”
“I hope Mycroft never gets off your sheet.” Inspired by this (submitted by sherlockian4life13).
“I’ve been lonely ever since you ensured my husband’s execution.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I’d say I love you, but then I’d have to kill you.” Submitted by the-improbable-1.
“Even if I knew nothing about you, I would flat share with you.” Submitted by anonymous.
“It would be the end of the world to me if your landlady were to cockblock us.”
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“I knew it was dangerous getting you into crap telly. I should get you into my bed instead.”
“Boys, please, not here. Let’s take it to my bedroom.” Submitted (with photo) by somenerdygirl.
“I would read your blog even if it only contained two hundred and forty-three types of tobacco ash.”
“You don’t have to say ‘Vatican Cameos’ to get me to go down.” Submitted by Courtney (no username).
“I know Richard Brook was a lie, but I’d like to see you in handcuffs anyway.”
“Whip me like one of your dead girls.” Submitted by madspades.
“I always hear ‘suck my face’ when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.” Submitted by Courtney (no username).
“Brainy’s the new sexy, but your looks are just old fashioned sexy.” Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“I ship us like Mrs. Hudson ships Johnlock.”Based on a suggestion by amylemoymoy.
“One more miracle, for me, please… Don’t have a boyfriend or girlfriend.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“If you’ll excuse me, I’m just going to knock over your petri dish and slip my number under it.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“You’re more fun than a woman lying dead.â€
“I would marry you even if your proposal got interrupted by your best friend who faked his death.â€
“Graham, Gavin, Geoff… I can be whoever you want me to be.â€Submitted by nzeuropean.
“It’s fine. It’s all fine when you’re around.â€Submitted by nzeuropean.
“On your knees, Professor… Don’t worry, I have something much better than kicking you over the Reichenbach Falls planned.â€
“Now why don’t you stop beating that corpse and put that riding crop to good use?â€Submitted by @call-me-mrs-moriarty.
