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pizzaforpresident: why are people even questioning obesity in america
pizzaforpresident: TREAT YO SELF
pizzaforpresident: All of my dad’s texts are poetry to me
pizzaforpresident: let’s bring this back
pizzaforpresident: I SCROLLED DOWN SO SLOWLY WATCHING ALL THE GIFS VERY CLOSELY AND I REALLY WASN’T EXPECTING THAT I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE OMFG
pizzaforpresident: remember when tommy nearly straight up murdered his brother
pizzaforpresident: Benedict Cumberbatch harassing joggers in central park
pizzaforpresident: don’t trust these people (and dog)
pizzaforpresident: you are… a cinema… i could watch you forever…
pizzaforpresident: nm wbu
pizzaforpresident: YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY
pizzaforpresident: 0h-biteme: freefalling-9: hippiesandgypsies: why is destruction so beautiful because nature is taking itself back you go nature This flood killed 14 people and caused over ũ billion in damage but ok
pizzaforpresident: God bless America
pizzaforpresident: nightofthelivingdebt: originaldarling: Michael Buble’ pulls a fan on stage to sing with him and get’s shocked to hell when his fan has talent! “Holy shit balls!” This is awesome. LOOK HOW EXCITED HE GETS OMG I got just
pizzaforpresident: this is literally my favorite post of all time look at her face in the second picture she’s like “oh no one more just wait” and then she gets one more and she keeps running like the fourth picture look at her stride and her face
pizzaforpresident: god damnit
pizzaforpresident: getting a boner in church b/c you were touched by an angel
pizzaforpresident: ♪ when will my reflection show who i am inside? ♪
pizzaforpresident: A white girl walks into a tattoo shop. “Uhmm… Do you guys do infinity symbols? Like on wrists?”
pizzaforpresident: someone called my haircut gay i don’t see it
pizzaforpresident: Self-control is saying “no, that’s enough episodes for tonight”
pizzaforpresident: I saw Frozen the other day and when Hans and Anna were about to kiss and then Hans was like “if only somebody loved you” some woman a few rows down from us gasped extremely loudly and shouted “YOU SON OF A BITCH”
pizzaforpresident: I went to a party once and everyone was supposed to pitch in some money to buy adderall. I had never tried or even heard of it but I was young and stupid so I gave them 20 bucks. Later on, after we all took it, everybody was going crazy
pizzaforpresident: Enjoy your weekend blizzard the right way!
pizzaforpresident: ok
pizzaforpresident: azulah: woah 2009 was a big year for bing i’m laughing so hard
pizzaforpresident: fun prank: take your friend’s iPhone and move an app or two. do this once a day until they have a mental breakdown
pizzaforpresident: i’ve reblogged this stupid fucking pizza picture at least 35 times in my tumblr career and every single time it comes back around i get hungry again
pizzaforpresident: Flappy Pipe
pizzaforpresident: I went to a party once and everyone was supposed to pitch in some money to buy adderall. I had never tried or even heard of it but I was young and stupid so I gave them 20 bucks. Later on, after we all took it, everybody was going
pizzaforpresident: my dog was so stupid omg
pizzaforpresident: OH MNY HOD
pizzaforpresident: “hey /b/ can you please photoshop the sun between my fingers?”
pizzaforpresident: shawnpau: she’s getting stronger OMFG
pizzaforpresident: imbringinglexiback: am i on drugs what is happening i’m gnna throw up like this is actually making me motion sick holy shit
pizzaforpresident: i think about this post like 8 times a day and burst out laughing in the weirdest places
pizzaforpresident: lilbrat7: is avril lavigne scene or emo
pizzaforpresident: white people
pizzaforpresident: it’s kinda messed up that winnie the pooh and jack the ripper both have the same middle name
pizzaforpresident: uglyreckless: kwadi: kwadxploren: My cousin, ashamed after building a chair from IKEA. this is one of the best posts i have ever seen OH MY GOD I laugh every time I see this
pizzaforpresident: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DRINK COFFEE WITH A FACE?!
pizzaforpresident: nosdrinker: dekutree: cyberwoadie: highkeygay: oh my god STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP STOP STOp STOP STOP this white boy is he fucking twelve I WANT TO STRANGLE HIM
pizzaforpresident: jaclcfrost: avatargrimes: jaclcfrost: chiptunehero: jaclcfrost: no one ever talks about peter pan’s brother peter pot peter potthe only boy who was higher than peter pan and this is probably why no one talks about him peter
pizzaforpresident: this is the most beautiful video i have ever watched
pizzaforpresident: This is the most important book in the world
pizzaforpresident: Behold the American education system
pizzaforpresident: whoops
pizzaforpresident: I washed my snuggie and hung it up in my room to dry and almost had a heart attack when I woke up this morning
pizzaforpresident: penis-hilton: making my way downtown still making my way downtown
pizzaforpresident: me gettin your girl wet
