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pizzaforpresident: when you aren’t your best friend’s best friend
pizzaforpresident: loveisharmony: afuckinglesbian: catswithbenefits: scraggay: ohnovak: cookie dough ice cream more like ew why unfollowed blocked reported Arrested Deported
pizzaforpresident: The fastest land mammal is the teenager who sees mom pulling in the driveway and realizes they forgot to empty the dishwasher.
pizzaforpresident: jaclcfrost: avatargrimes: jaclcfrost: chiptunehero: jaclcfrost: no one ever talks about peter pan’s brother peter pot peter potthe only boy who was higher than peter pan and this is probably why no one talks about him peter
pizzaforpresident: Self-control is saying “no, that’s enough episodes for tonight”
pizzaforpresident: *sweats nervously*
pizzaforpresident: How is everybody holding up? I’ve killed 6 zombies already. They all had candy for some reason…
pizzaforpresident: Behold the American education system
pizzaforpresident: McDonalds Canada debunks the ‘pink goo’ myth and shows how McNuggets are actually made.
pizzaforpresident: if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die
pizzaforpresident: YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY
pizzaforpresident: nightofthelivingdebt: originaldarling: Michael Buble’ pulls a fan on stage to sing with him and get’s shocked to hell when his fan has talent! “Holy shit balls!” This is awesome. LOOK HOW EXCITED HE GETS OMG
pizzaforpresident: you are… a cinema… i could watch you forever…
pizzaforpresident: white people
pizzaforpresident: in grade 5 my teacher made us keep a puberty journal where we wrote down the changes happening to our bodies and then she’d make us read them out loud i never realized how fucked up that is until just now
pizzaforpresident: oh my god is that man wearing crocs
pizzaforpresident: YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY ITS DECEMBER 9TH HERE
pizzaforpresident: poopinginschool: i mean i guess ill accept this grammy she looks like her mom just told her to come out of her room and say hi to grandma
pizzaforpresident: azulah: woah 2009 was a big year for bing i’m laughing so hard
pizzaforpresident: [white girl voice] lets do the cup song
pizzaforpresident: All of my dad’s texts are poetry to me
pizzaforpresident: Tragically beautiful
pizzaforpresident: I saw Frozen the other day and when Hans and Anna were about to kiss and then Hans was like “if only somebody loved you” some woman a few rows down from us gasped extremely loudly and shouted “YOU SON OF A BITCH”
pizzaforpresident: buzzfeedvideo: Amy Poehler And Billy Eichner Went Caroling On The Street And It’s The Best Thing Ever this video is 5 hours too short
pizzaforpresident: literallysame: someone finally made a video on how to actually beat flappy bird, no jokes this time here u go enjoy i can’t get this to work on my iphone :\
pizzaforpresident: I LOVE THIS SHOW
pizzaforpresident: im soooooooooooooooooooo glad i never got arrested except that one time my neighbor called the police on me because i snuck into my own house through a basement window and the cops came downstairs and had their guns drawn on me and
pizzaforpresident: we’re not really friends until i know your wifi password
pizzaforpresident: uglyreckless: kwadi: kwadxploren: My cousin, ashamed after building a chair from IKEA. this is one of the best posts i have ever seen OH MY GOD I laugh every time I see this
pizzaforpresident: nikotheikon: Forgiveness I feel like I could write a 12 page essay about this video
pizzaforpresident: diaryoftheblackannefrank: holymotherofrowling-deactivated: after a reporter was asking him questions while he was trying to eat breakfast omg i love obama
pizzaforpresident: Jaden Smith has escaped
pizzaforpresident: laina: ITS TH E MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR MERRY HAPPY
pizzaforpresident: lilbrat7: is avril lavigne scene or emo
pizzaforpresident: OH MY GOD
pizzaforpresident: My mom just sent me this picture of her new cat. Meet Suzy.
pizzaforpresident: petition for jennifer lawrence and emma stone to co-star in a movie as lesbian zombie hunters
pizzaforpresident: lms if you cried
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