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pizzaforpresident: let’s bring this back
pizzaforpresident: You kids need ta start behavin, this is a fancy restaurant!
pizzaforpresident: yifflord: How to have sex I ACTUALLY CAN’T BREATHE
pizzaforpresident: The fastest land mammal is the teenager who sees mom pulling in the driveway and realizes they forgot to empty the dishwasher.
pizzaforpresident: I can’t believe 420 and Friday the 13th are both on Halloween this year
pizzaforpresident: YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY
pizzaforpresident: white people
pizzaforpresident: I CAN’T BREATH HOLY SHIT
pizzaforpresident: orbitars: I WENT DOWNSTAIRS TO GET A BANANA AND I GOT GREETED BY THIS FUCKIN THING THEY’VE TAKEN OVER OUR FOOD SUPPLIES hmm…
pizzaforpresident: A girl with pink hair just help me at Walmart and I was like “I know about your tumblr” and all the colour just drained from of her face it was so funny omfg
pizzaforpresident: dutiel: My daughter’s food ‘invention’ Spaghetti Garlic Bread Bowls 1. Bread Bowls hollowed out 2. Brushed with garlic butter 3. Broiled 4. Layer of thick and meaty sauce (homemade) topped with a layer of pasta 5. Topped with
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pizzaforpresident: penis-hilton: making my way downtown still making my way downtown
pizzaforpresident: I went to a party once and everyone was supposed to pitch in some money to buy adderall. I had never tried or even heard of it but I was young and stupid so I gave them 20 bucks. Later on, after we all took it, everybody was going
pizzaforpresident: WEEPINDUO
pizzaforpresident: I want a hammock tent
pizzaforpresident: Behold the American education system
pizzaforpresident:catbountry:rooshoes:This is a photo of an African-American burn victim who lost the pigmentation in his left arm after suffering second-degree burns following an apartment fire. Around 10-15% of dark-skinned burn victims who receive
pizzaforpresident: lms if you cried
pizzaforpresident: rapbattles: this is fucking it. this is fucking it, do you think this is funny? do you think this fucking dog shibe meme is funny? you fuckers say you hate memes, yet you love this piece of shit. this shit is a meme. if you type shibe
pizzaforpresident: remember when tommy nearly straight up murdered his brother
pizzaforpresident: diaryoftheblackannefrank: holymotherofrowling-deactivated: after a reporter was asking him questions while he was trying to eat breakfast omg i love obama
pizzaforpresident: imagine if you didn’t see them under there and you started jumped on it and one of their antlers went right up your butt
pizzaforpresident: tyleroakley: The stars were aligned. what OMG
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pizzaforpresident: im laughing so hard you’re so fucking stupid
pizzaforpresident: Hover your cursor over the first letter of your name to learn what you are! A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
pizzaforpresident: one time i spent an entire hour making a sim that looked exactly like me and wore the same kind of clothes and liked the same kind of stuff and then i moved him into his house and as he was walking up to the front door he stopped to
pizzaforpresident: nm wbu
pizzaforpresident: spacefuneral: this book im reading just said “you’re now aware your jaw has weight and required effort to hold up” and im all kinds of pissed off thanks for sharing, asshole
pizzaforpresident: A young father lays his newborn son down to sleep. He leans over the crib gate and kisses his forehead. As he’s leaving the room he turns around, swelling with pride, and whispers “No homo…”
pizzaforpresident: tomoatmeal: You don’t have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off. And while the baby is spinning around
pizzaforpresident: someone called my haircut gay i don’t see it
pizzaforpresident: [white girl voice] how many calories are in a mcchicken
pizzaforpresident: aquus: ryannxp: she threw a table……. she swatted a flying chair with her purse……. and then she caught another chair………… hOW black people are magic Is that Donna from parks and rec
pizzaforpresident: getting a boner in church b/c you were touched by an angel
pizzaforpresident: when you aren’t your best friend’s best friend
pizzaforpresident: azulah: woah 2009 was a big year for bing i’m laughing so hard
pizzaforpresident: professorhalfwitts: i am packed and ready for vacation this is the most ridiculous post i have ever seen
pizzaforpresident: Tragically beautiful
pizzaforpresident: petition for jennifer lawrence and emma stone to co-star in a movie as lesbian zombie hunters
pizzaforpresident: McDonalds Canada debunks the ‘pink goo’ myth and shows how McNuggets are actually made.
pizzaforpresident: WATCH THIS FUCKING VIDEO AND TELL ME THIS DOESN’T LOOK LIKE THE MOST FUN EVER IT’S A ZOMBIE 5K OBSTACLE COURSE ZOMBIES CHASING YOU
pizzaforpresident: egberts: I didn’t know how else to show you but this is an x-ray of penguin knees thank you
pizzaforpresident: introspectivepoet: “What Are You Doing New Years Eve?” By Zooey Deschanel and Joseph Gordon-Levitt ugh
pizzaforpresident: rob ford 2015
pizzaforpresident: this show was so f**ked up
pizzaforpresident: nbcsnl: Reveal! I CANT BELIEVE THIS
pizzaforpresident: things people have done for facebook likes drink bleach eat human feces suck on a tampon fuck a dog For got about suck two dicks and post horrible home made porn.
pizzaforpresident: me on my way to steal your girl
pizzaforpresident: i can’t believe he went to coachella
pizzaforpresident: ghostzach: Swag die