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pizzaforpresident: I saw Frozen the other day and when Hans and Anna were about to kiss and then Hans was like “if only somebody loved you” some woman a few rows down from us gasped extremely loudly and shouted “YOU SON OF A BITCH”
pizzaforpresident: This is literally the most upsetting thing I have ever seen
pizzaforpresident: THE GOAT SIMULATOR LAUNCH TRAILER IS FUCKING INCREDIBLE
pizzaforpresident: is it just me or does this dog look like leonardo dicaprio
pizzaforpresident: lilbrat7: is avril lavigne scene or emo
pizzaforpresident: YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY
pizzaforpresident: azulah: woah 2009 was a big year for bing i’m laughing so hard
pizzaforpresident: lms if you cried
pizzaforpresident: WATCH THIS FUCKING VIDEO AND TELL ME THIS DOESN’T LOOK LIKE THE MOST FUN EVER IT’S A ZOMBIE 5K OBSTACLE COURSE ZOMBIES CHASING YOU
pizzaforpresident: it’s kinda messed up that winnie the pooh and jack the ripper both have the same middle name
pizzaforpresident: Average tumblr user
pizzaforpresident: white people
pizzaforpresident: rob ford 2015
pizzaforpresident: Flappy Pipe
pizzaforpresident: ignitionpoint: men cannot be raped. Men cannot be raped. MEN CANNOT BE RAPED. Why is this so hard to comprehend???? out of the steaming cesspool of fucking garbage posts on this website this has got to be the number 1 shittiest post
pizzaforpresident: This is the most important book in the world
janemba: wow this post is worse than i remembered
pizzaforpresident: uglyreckless: kwadi: kwadxploren: My cousin, ashamed after building a chair from IKEA. this is one of the best posts i have ever seen OH MY GOD I laugh every time I see this
pizzaforpresident: it’s here I’m not making it up Man, there’s nothing there at all. I can’t hear or see it. It’s not real. You’re in a sleep deprivation period and you need to sleep a solid eight to twelve hours. If you
pizzaforpresident: i just looked at my pajama pants and said “i wish you were a shirt” out loud and now my roommates are staring at me
pizzaforpresident: OH MY GOD
pizzaforpresident: My mom’s Facebook posts are breaking my heart
pizzaforpresident: I don’t understand anything my dad says
pizzaforpresident: I can’t post anything without starting a fucking war amongst you people it’s like you breathe every word I say and exhale anger it’s unbelievable how much you care about the dumbest shit
pizzaforpresident: All of my dad’s texts are poetry to me
pizzaforpresident: let’s bring this back
pizzaforpresident: The fastest land mammal is the teenager who sees mom pulling in the driveway and realizes they forgot to empty the dishwasher.
pizzaforpresident: if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die
pizzaforpresident: petition for jennifer lawrence and emma stone to co-star in a movie as lesbian zombie hunters
pizzaforpresident: egberts: I didn’t know how else to show you but this is an x-ray of penguin knees thank you
pizzaforpresident: fun prank: take your friend’s iPhone and move an app or two. do this once a day until they have a mental breakdown
pizzaforpresident: im laughing so hard you’re so fucking stupid
pizzaforpresident: Jaden Smith has escaped
pizzaforpresident: These two guys at my school got into a fight after 1st hour and they were either to get suspended for 9 days or sit in the school courtyard holding hands all day even during classes. You can see what they decided. perfect
pizzaforpresident: fonts matter Not sure what this is from (it looks like a screenshot rather than a photo) but I’m pretty sure this was intentional, probably as a gag related to the concept of “fonts matter”I mean the little picture
pizzaforpresident: fonts matter
pizzaforpresident: OH MY GOD My boss just texted me asking to come into work at 4:30 in the morning and I threw my phone down and was like “you’re such a faggot I fucking hate you” and then I heard the Siri confirmation noise and I picked up my
pizzaforpresident: me on my way to steal your girl
pizzaforpresident: fashion
pizzaforpresident: mikerickson: i didn’t know it was possible to trust someone this much incredible
pizzaforpresident: I went to a party once and everyone was supposed to pitch in some money to buy adderall. I had never tried or even heard of it but I was young and stupid so I gave them 20 bucks. Later on, after we all took it, everybody was going
pizzaforpresident: [Crowd laughs]
pizzaforpresident: Tragically beautiful
pizzaforpresident: when you aren’t your best friend’s best friend
pizzaforpresident: is it just me or does adrian brody look an awful lot like a white snoop dogg
pizzaforpresident: I washed my snuggie and hung it up in my room to dry and almost had a heart attack when I woke up this morning
pizzaforpresident: mcgoats: problemsleuth: give him the pizza for the love of god give him the pizza o m g NO I DON’T WANT THAT
pizzaforpresident: My favorite video on the internet
pizzaforpresident: How many things can I stack on my cat before he wakes up?
pizzaforpresident: one time i spent an entire hour making a sim that looked exactly like me and wore the same kind of clothes and liked the same kind of stuff and then i moved him into his house and as he was walking up to the front door he stopped to
pizzaforpresident: A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there’s
pizzaforpresident: in grade 5 my teacher made us keep a puberty journal where we wrote down the changes happening to our bodies and then she’d make us read them out loud i never realized how fucked up that is until just now
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