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pizzaforpresident: *records myself singing* *listens to it* *cries and deletes*
pizzaforpresident: canada
pizzaforpresident: YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY
pizzaforpresident: if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die
pizzaforpresident: jaclcfrost: avatargrimes: jaclcfrost: chiptunehero: jaclcfrost: no one ever talks about peter pan’s brother peter pot peter potthe only boy who was higher than peter pan and this is probably why no one talks about him peter
pizzaforpresident:I went to a party once and everyone was supposed to pitch in some money to buy adderall. I had never tried or even heard of it but I was young and stupid so I gave them 20 bucks. Later on, after we all took it, everybody was going crazy
pizzaforpresident: azulah: woah 2009 was a big year for bing i’m laughing so hard
pizzaforpresident: THE WALKING DEAD IS THE MOST STRESSFUL SHOW ON TV LIKE DON’T EVEN TRY TO BRING YOUR FANDOM OPINIONS INTO THIS BECAUSE I’M PRETTY SURE THE WHEELCHAIR KID ON GLEE NEVER GOT SHOT IN THE FUCKING FACE FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON
pizzaforpresident: The fastest land mammal is the teenager who sees mom pulling in the driveway and realizes they forgot to empty the dishwasher.
pizzaforpresident: OH MY GOD My boss just texted me asking to come into work at 4:30 in the morning and I threw my phone down and was like “you’re such a faggot I fucking hate you” and then I heard the Siri confirmation noise and I picked up my
pizzaforpresident: Self-control is saying “no, that’s enough episodes for tonight”
pizzaforpresident: purepinoii: OHMYGOD jesus fucking christ
pizzaforpresident: manfurarm: nevver: Ladybird Mimic Spider #fucking spiders man #ANYTHING could be a spider #you reach into your fridge and pull out a popsicle SURPRISE IT’S ACTUALLY A FUCKING POPSICLE SPIDER #you’re walking down the street
pizzaforpresident: orange-is-orange: rrobbedd: omg this did not actually happen :o I’M LAUGHING SO HARD
pizzaforpresident: aquus: eleanoravett: LOOK AT EVERY WOMAN RIGHT NOW OMFG I’M DYING
pizzaforpresident: remember when tommy nearly straight up murdered his brother
pizzaforpresident: peterfromtexas: 18 years later
pizzaforpresident: “hey /b/ can you please photoshop the sun between my fingers?”
pizzaforpresident: Sweet Brown’s new TV ad
pizzaforpresident: soundlyawake: imangelapowers: Jennifer Lopez - I Luh Ya Papi Feat. French Montana (Video) THIS IS AMAZING I AM HERE FOR THIS SONG I AM HERE FOR THIS VIDEO I AM DEFINITELY HERE FOR THIS CONCEPT hahahahahahahahaha
pizzaforpresident: pants aren’t an issue when you’re QUANTUM SHITTING THROUGH THE nTH DIMENSION
pizzaforpresident: is it just me or does this dog look like leonardo dicaprio
pizzaforpresident: I just want to point out that these are all the same show.
pizzaforpresident: SWEET BABIES
pizzaforpresident: it’s kinda messed up that winnie the pooh and jack the ripper both have the same middle name
pizzaforpresident: I went to a party once and everyone was supposed to pitch in some money to buy adderall. I had never tried or even heard of it but I was young and stupid so I gave them 20 bucks. Later on, after we all took it, everybody was going
pizzaforpresident: I saw Frozen the other day and when Hans and Anna were about to kiss and then Hans was like “if only somebody loved you” some woman a few rows down from us gasped extremely loudly and shouted “YOU SON OF A BITCH”
pizzaforpresident: jamjars: her-secret-valentine: another-fighter: w4-rped: me, everyday ^same lolol i love this so so so much. lol omg What year is it? Where am I?
pizzaforpresident: IM GOING INTO CARDIAC ARREST
pizzaforpresident: rob ford 2015
pizzaforpresident: rapbattles: this is fucking it. this is fucking it, do you think this is funny? do you think this fucking dog shibe meme is funny? you fuckers say you hate memes, yet you love this piece of shit. this shit is a meme. if you type shibe
pizzaforpresident: My mom just sent me this picture of her new cat. Meet Suzy.
pizzaforpresident: Jaden Smith has escaped
pizzaforpresident: what a majestic creature
pizzaforpresident: someone called my haircut gay i don’t see it
pizzaforpresident: gotta keep an eye out
pizzaforpresident: poopinginschool: i mean i guess ill accept this grammy she looks like her mom just told her to come out of her room and say hi to grandma
pizzaforpresident: dutchster: what This is a musical parody featuring the cast of Final Destination 5 in the bonus features on the Blu-ray and it’s awesome. Watch it here!
pizzaforpresident: This is the most important book in the world
pizzaforpresident: i guarantee somewhere on the internet are groups of middle aged indian men sending each other screencaps of their conversations with american teenage girls
pizzaforpresident: fun prank: take your friend’s iPhone and move an app or two. do this once a day until they have a mental breakdown
pizzaforpresident: RACHEL I CAN’T BREATHE
pizzaforpresident: splintercellconviction: unit04: i hate EGGS THEY WEIRD ME OUT EGGS ARE SO WEIRD “heard u were talkin shit”
pizzaforpresident: i am not a fan of the recent changes
pizzaforpresident: Nothing about this sign makes sense
