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pizzaforpresident: YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY PUAJAJAJAJAAJA
pizzaforpresident: PARKOUR
pizzaforpresident: remember when tommy nearly straight up murdered his brother
pizzaforpresident: ♪ when will my reflection show who i am inside? ♪
pizzaforpresident: Benedict Cumberbatch harassing joggers in central park Leave benedict alone tumblr fgs
pizzaforpresident: Tragically beautiful
pizzaforpresident: let’s bring this back
pizzaforpresident: nikotheikon: Forgiveness I feel like I could write a 12 page essay about this video
pizzaforpresident: wearypansy: im crying from laughing so hard i feel so bad for this man i think i might’ve turned him gay but i have no regrets oh m ygod i canT FUCKING RBEATHE
pizzaforpresident: YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY
pizzaforpresident: it’s kinda messed up that winnie the pooh and jack the ripper both have the same middle name
pizzaforpresident: if i ever see one of you in public im going to sneak up behind you and whisper your url in your ear and then hit you over the head with a potted plant and leave your unconscious body in the woods so that when you wake up you have a
pizzaforpresident: I went to a party once and everyone was supposed to pitch in some money to buy adderall. I had never tried or even heard of it but I was young and stupid so I gave them 20 bucks. Later on, after we all took it, everybody was going
pizzaforpresident: OH MY GOD My boss just texted me asking to come into work at 4:30 in the morning and I threw my phone down and was like “you’re such a faggot I fucking hate you” and then I heard the Siri confirmation noise and I picked up my
pizzaforpresident: I TRIED TO RESIZE THIS GIF BUT IT ONLY GOT SCARIER
pizzaforpresident: Self-control is saying “no, that’s enough episodes for tonight”
pizzaforpresident: rapbattles: this is fucking it. this is fucking it, do you think this is funny? do you think this fucking dog shibe meme is funny? you fuckers say you hate memes, yet you love this piece of shit. this shit is a meme. if you type shibe
pizzaforpresident: rob ford 2015
pizzaforpresident: Atari’s booth at E3 2013
pizzaforpresident: Behold the American education system
pizzaforpresident: weezybakeoven: doctordude: with each strike i will sink further into my jacket i will literally never get tired of this picture excellent
pizzaforpresident: Girl sneezes with her eyes open. I PEED haaaaaaaaaaahahha
pizzaforpresident: This is one of my dad’s favorite movies and we used to watch it together and I swear he would tear up at this part.
pizzaforpresident: lakilester: No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed. samantha you’re perfect
pizzaforpresident: jazzygrandpa: AW IT IS SO CUTE IM GOING TO CRY oh my gof
pizzaforpresident: new favorite blog
pizzaforpresident: the door handle in the belt loop gets me every time
pizzaforpresident: jesus christ
pizzaforpresident: I am beyond excited for this omfg
pizzaforpresident: His first name is Agent.
pizzaforpresident: chelerb: my stepdad and i were just play fighting and he shoved me onto my knees and i was like MUM HELP HE’S TRYING TO MAKE ME GIVE HIM A BLOW JOB and everything kind of stopped no one has spoken since i feel i may have crossed
pizzaforpresident: This is honestly one of the creepiest photos I’ve ever seen.
pizzaforpresident: the only reason i haven’t killed myself is because i’m too fat to let the mortician see me naked
pizzaforpresident: I washed my snuggie and hung it up in my room to dry and almost had a heart attack when I woke up this morning
pizzaforpresident: but she wears short skirts i wear t-shirtsshe’s cheer captain and i wear t-shirtsdreaming bout the day when you wear t-shirtswhat you’re lookin for has been t-shirts
pizzaforpresident: heronqueenblues: “Party In the U.S.S.R.” by Miley Czyrovanjkovich omg
pizzaforpresident: omg these people are waiting for little caesars to open im laughing so hard because so am i but i’m hiding so i dont look so desperate
pizzaforpresident: why mary-jane isn’t in the new spider-man movie
pizzaforpresident: Have any of you ever noticed the three bears subplot in Shrek?
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pizzaforpresident: I’VE LITERALLY BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR 5 MINUTES
pizzaforpresident: godawesomehair: LOKI… LOKI… EHY LOKI… WHY ARE YOU RUNNING AWAY, LOKI? WE JUST WANT TO DO THE AVENGERS’ GROUP HUG. NO. THOSE ARE DUCKS.
pizzaforpresident: They should make a Clifford movie but make it kind of grown up and mysterious idk that would be cool to see
pizzaforpresident: i can’t wait to have kids so i can sit them down one day and tell them that we are going to disney world and that their stuff is already packed and to go put their shoes on because we’re leaving right now the looks on their faces
pizzaforpresident: penis-hilton: making my way downtown still making my way downtown
pizzaforpresident: rinnee submitted: The dog wouldn’t sit still, so have grandma. O H M Y GOD YOU PUT A BREAD ON A GRANDMA
pizzaforpresident: cole sprouse makes some very good points but i cant take anything he says seriously
pizzaforpresident: the worst thing in the world was being at a friend’s house and they ask you something like “hey rhyse, you want a popsicle?” and of course you’re like “oh golly do i ever!” and then they turn around and scream “MOM!
pizzaforpresident: never forget 12/12/12 tumblocalypse
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pizzaforpresident: What breaks my heart is the thought of the parents of 18 children who have to go back to their empty homes and face the Christmas presents in their closets.
pizzaforpresident: we should spend less time being afraid of our beach bodies and more time being afraid of sharks
pizzaforpresident: There’s a really drunk girl crying in my closet??
pizzaforpresident: smelly cat smelly cat what are they feeding you
pizzaforpresident: if you have a baby and you think its cute you’re wrong it’s ugly
pizzaforpresident: “My dog just got out of surgery. I think he might still be high from the anesthetic.”
