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pizzaforpresident: if you guys think bee movie is weird there’s a commercial on tv right now that features a woman flirting with a chocolate chip cookie
pizzaforpresident: i’m gonna puke
pizzaforpresident: let me be your third
pizzaforpresident: splintercellconviction: unit04: i fuckin hate EGGS THEY WEIRD ME OUT EGGS ARE SO WEIRD “heard u were talkin shit”
pizzaforpresident: if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die
pizzaforpresident: S02E02/S04E13 Michael’s contact photo in George Michael’s phone is his reaction to Ann’s mayon-egg.
pizzaforpresident: this show was so f**ked up
pizzaforpresident: Packing for cfest
pizzaforpresident: All of my dad’s texts are poetry to me
pizzaforpresident: this was the best scene in the entire series
pizzaforpresident: lms if you cried
pizzaforpresident: How is everybody holding up? I’ve killed 6 zombies already. They all had candy for some reason…
pizzaforpresident: This is the most important book in the world
pizzaforpresident: HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYBODY I QUEUED THIS POST AT 3:54 PM BECAUSE ILL PROBABLY BE WAY TOO DRUNK TO POST AT MIDNIGHT BUT I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!! 2014!!!!! WOOO!!!!
pizzaforpresident: garfieldhentai: look how fucking airbrushed adam sandler is in this official image for click. what the fuck Not smooth enough. Can someone please fix it?
pizzaforpresident: communitynbc: FULL. CIRCLE. YES
pizzaforpresident: dutchster: what This is a musical parody featuring the cast of Final Destination 5 in the bonus features on the Blu-ray and it’s awesome. Watch it here!
pizzaforpresident: I want a hammock tent
pizzaforpresident: my friend just sent me this and i dont have a source but i cant stop laughing
pizzaforpresident: remember when tommy nearly straight up murdered his brother
pizzaforpresident: getting a boner in church b/c you were touched by an angel
pizzaforpresident: me during the zombie apocalypse
pizzaforpresident: like AM is a genuinely very sexy album but before that arctic monkeys were about as sexy as your friend’s weird little brother who who yells at his ps2
pizzaforpresident: it’s kinda messed up that winnie the pooh and jack the ripper both have the same middle name
pizzaforpresident: uglyreckless: kwadi: kwadxploren: My cousin, ashamed after building a chair from IKEA. this is one of the best posts i have ever seen OH MY GOD I laugh every time I see this
pizzaforpresident: remember when tommy nearly straight up murdered his brother Is this the Uchina clan rip off???
pizzaforpresident: Candice Sortino, age 17, ran out on the field during the 7th inning of the Arizona vs. South Carolina game at CWS on June 25th. She smacked two players butts; the one shown here is center fielder Joey Rickard. my favorite photoset
pizzaforpresident: amon-fire: amon-fire: amon-fire: amon-fire: IM THE ONLY ONE HOME AND MY PRINTER IS PRINTING A TON OF BLANK PAGES AND I’M NOT PRINTING ANYTHING. WHAT. ITS STILL GOING AS IM TYPING THIS stoppp OMG THE LAST PAPER JUST SAYS I LIKE
pizzaforpresident: laughingsquid: Servers React to a Surprise 赨 Tip I CAN’T STOP SMILING
pizzaforpresident: azulah: woah 2009 was a big year for bing i’m laughing so hard
pizzaforpresident: shawnpau: she’s getting stronger OMFG
pizzaforpresident: Siri: not that helpful
pizzaforpresident: latvian-gangster: oh my FUCK new favorite post ever i am fucking crying
pizzaforpresident: omfg this poor lady
pizzaforpresident: but she wears short skirts i wear t-shirtsshe’s cheer captain and i wear t-shirtsdreaming bout the day when you wear t-shirtswhat you’re lookin for has been t-shirts
pizzaforpresident: one time i spent an entire hour making a sim that looked exactly like me and wore the same kind of clothes and liked the same kind of stuff and then i moved him into his house and as he was walking up to the front door he stopped to
pizzaforpresident: im laughing so hard you’re so fucking stupid
pizzaforpresident: PARKOUR
pizzaforpresident: at least you’ll always be there for me
pizzaforpresident: someone called my haircut gay i don’t see it
pizzaforpresident: I went to a party once and everyone was supposed to pitch in some money to buy adderall. I had never tried or even heard of it but I was young and stupid so I gave them 20 bucks. Later on, after we all took it, everybody was going
pizzaforpresident: the worst thing in the world was being at a friend’s house and they ask you something like “hey rhyse, you want a popsicle?” and of course you’re like “oh golly do i ever!” and then they turn around and scream “MOM! RHYSE
pizzaforpresident: hell is a buffet of all your favorite foods and a table of skinny attractive people who watch you eat and judge you
pizzaforpresident: obama was elected the same year the dark knight was released obama was re-elected the same year the dark knight rises was released… could it be?
pizzaforpresident: What do you call nuts on the wall? Read More
pizzaforpresident: “my mom’s copy of 50 shades of grey, i don’t want to know what the bookmarks are for”
pizzaforpresident: I could never be a serial killer because I’d liveblog every murder on my personal
pizzaforpresident: gaylexandra: wtf its like an egg block gross I hate America
pizzaforpresident: Madonna vacuuming up the faint trail of dust she leaves behind as her 100 year old bones erode into nothingness.
pizzaforpresident: Spring aka that 6 weeks where it’s summer one day and winter the next
pizzaforpresident: This is the only episode of Doctor Who I would ever watch voluntarily.
pizzaforpresident: when you aren’t your best friend’s best friend
pizzaforpresident: browsin ur tagged me like
pizzaforpresident: I got these two asks literally thirty seconds apart and I can’t stop thinking about what I could have possibly done to lose all of this person’s respect in that half minute gap.
