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pizzaforpresident: PARKOUR
pizzaforpresident: my only drinking problem is that i don’t drink enough
pizzaforpresident: it’s kinda messed up that winnie the pooh and jack the ripper both have the same middle name
pizzaforpresident: What breaks my heart is the thought of the parents of 20 children who have to go back to their empty homes and face the Christmas presents in their closets.
pizzaforpresident: Self-control is saying “no, that’s enough episodes for tonight”
pizzaforpresident: let’s bring this back
pizzaforpresident: azulah: woah 2009 was a big year for bing i’m laughing so hard
pizzaforpresident: jesus christ
pizzaforpresident: Behold the American education system
pizzaforpresident: Someone remade the entire first Toy Story movie with real toys omfg
pizzaforpresident: splintercellconviction: unit04: i fuckin hate EGGS THEY WEIRD ME OUT EGGS ARE SO WEIRD “heard u were talkin shit”
pizzaforpresident: why are people even questioning obesity in america
pizzaforpresident: this land is your land, this land is my land
pizzaforpresident: The new Hangover Part III poster is awfully familiar.
pizzaforpresident: rapbattles: this is fucking it. this is fucking it, do you think this is funny? do you think this fucking dog shibe meme is funny? you fuckers say you hate memes, yet you love this piece of shit. this shit is a meme. if you type shibe
pizzaforpresident: tumblr 2011 was wild
pizzaforpresident: reallylameblog: tastefullyoffensive: Macklemorgan Freeman Y’all need to stop this WHO DID THIS
pizzaforpresident: Flappy Pipe
pizzaforpresident: YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY
pizzaforpresident: you are… a cinema… i could watch you forever…
pizzaforpresident: white people
pizzaforpresident: Tragically beautiful I actually really hate Annie
pizzaforpresident: remember when tommy nearly straight up murdered his brother
pizzaforpresident: it’s cara-mel not car-mel and if you disagree you can go to caramhell
pizzaforpresident: I LOVE THIS SHOW
pizzaforpresident: when you aren’t your best friend’s best friend
pizzaforpresident: lms if you cried
pizzaforpresident: is it just me or does this dog look like leonardo dicaprio
pizzaforpresident: in grade 5 my teacher made us keep a puberty journal where we wrote down the changes happening to our bodies and then she’d make us read them out loud i never realized how fucked up that is until just now
pizzaforpresident: OH MY GOD My boss just texted me asking to come into work at 4:30 in the morning and I threw my phone down and was like “you’re such a faggot I fucking hate you” and then I heard the Siri confirmation noise and I picked up my
pizzaforpresident: introspectivepoet: “What Are You Doing New Years Eve?” By Zooey Deschanel and Joseph Gordon-Levitt ugh
pizzaforpresident: someone called my haircut gay i don’t see it
pizzaforpresident: soundlyawake: imangelapowers: Jennifer Lopez - I Luh Ya Papi Feat. French Montana (Video) THIS IS AMAZING I AM HERE FOR THIS SONG I AM HERE FOR THIS VIDEO I AM DEFINITELY HERE FOR THIS CONCEPT hahahahahahahahaha
pizzaforpresident: professorhalfwitts: i am packed and ready for vacation this is the most ridiculous post i have ever seen
pizzaforpresident: How is everybody holding up? I’ve killed 6 zombies already. They all had candy for some reason…
pizzaforpresident: emerant: this is too wild i’m so glad i watched this
pizzaforpresident: All of my dad’s texts are poetry to me
pizzaforpresident: Jaden Smith has escaped
pizzaforpresident: fun fact: the dentist can tell if you’ve given a blowjob recently
pizzaforpresident: Nothing about this sign makes sense
pizzaforpresident: fuck you charmeleon
pizzaforpresident: this is literally my favorite post of all time look at her face in the second picture she’s like “oh no one more just wait” and then she gets one more and she keeps running like the fourth picture look at her stride and her face
pizzaforpresident: swiftingthrough: nicki gotta keep an eye out
pizzaforpresident: THIS GUY KEPT BOTHERING A GIRL AT STARBUCKS FOR HER NUMBER SO SHE GAVE IN AND GAVE IT TO HIM AND THEN LATER THAT DAY HE SENT HER THIS VIDEO OMG
pizzaforpresident: mikerowsoft: this took an hour to learn dont judge me by my singing ability i didnt come here to sing i came to win THE END HOLY SHIT
pizzaforpresident: “My dog just got out of surgery. I think he might still be high from the anesthetic.”
pizzaforpresident: IM GOING INTO CARDIAC ARREST
