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tin-sfm: Something I whipped up for fun. The thought of D.va actually being a trap… this does things to me. Also I still suck at lighting :vHigher Res.No-Dong Version
cabooseb: I’m back from the not-actually-dead! For reasons I don’t want to go into I left this blog for a while, but who gives a fuck? I’m also open for requests (but no promises; especially if you’re an anon), so feel free to message me. Click
keepcalmandsuperwholock: uctwerkeley: slimewizard: never not reblog And then there’s good ol’ America This actually makes me so angry. The truth is right here and people see it and brush it aside. We really could make things better. But no, America
dazegoneby: allthingshyper: princessviciouscuteness: ezlncheerleader: nerdycurvyboundandflirty: lastdaysofmagic: Said No One Ever! Said me, actually. Why? Those funny books and websites with Chuck Norris jokes? He sued them. Chuck Norris has
mellow-sleep: aluox: blood-mages-anonymous: x-the-fault-in-our-scars-x: aluox: I don’t understand why but I really hate this shade of blue God it’s actually making me uncomfortable No I am uncomfortable. As a color deficient person I almost
hvlth-gxth: pizzaotter: dracumon: fencehopping: Water sprayed with a hydrophobic aerogel “hydrophobic” so yall just gonna reblog this bigoted ass post?? with no criticism??? wow :/ The thing is some people on this website actually made me question
voidn: beggar2: voidn: voidn: what’s 2 + 7? a few of my posts are meant to be setups for jokes but i dont have enough followers to actually have people answer them so now i have month-old posts like this on my blog with no notes making me look
alexinspankingland: I still can’t believe that this happened in a public, vanilla museum. Oh Scotland, I love you. To be clear, Paul actually hit me with that. With force. In public. And no one cared.
fruitfever: alexinspankingland: alexinspankingland: I still can’t believe that this happened in a public, vanilla museum. Oh Scotland, I love you. To be clear, Paul actually hit me with that. With force. In public. And no one cared. I feel
alexinspankingland: Right now I fear nothing. I couldn’t feel safer. I always feel this way, that no harm could come to me when I’m in your company. Private life photos of Paul and I, by Amoni Jones. These are my actual favorite photos that exist.
fluerly: im actually really afraid that no one will fall in love with me
loosescrewslefty: powerpuff-save-the-day: Powerpuff Girls was actually a show about a group of small children crushing the patriarchy and no one will convince me otherwise Anyone who tries to convince you otherwise obviously wasn’t watching the same
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: loki-of-sassgaard: kayathedragon: aganami: disneyyandmore-blog: This isn’t right. You’re supposed to be with me! The actual definition of what some guys think when the girl says “no”.“OMG I did this and
celestial-sexhair: sassingintothevoid: shootingstarsblessing: Do you ever just stop and think Would my favourite character actually like me as a person? damn I think the simple answer to the question is “fuck no”
rapgodsehun: ayshxing: no offense but this saved me and my 15 starving children THEY JUST COLLECTIVELY RIPPED OFF ARIANA’S HORSE EXTENSIONS WHILE ACTUALLY SOUNDING COHERENT
still-loading-please-wait: Sorry, I have no arms to hug you back… But you know what, it’s actually kind of hard to hug someone who isn’t all there. This was a test to see how well I can work with lighting.Well, HAHAHABack to the basics with me!
croftmanor: kunsthalles: boy48: apimeleki: me at work blinds but no window..yas the sandals…..lara sis why can you leave this actual fashion icon alone………
the-pokemonjesus: No, this isn’t fanart…THIS IS FROM THE ACTUAL SHOW LOLTHESE ANIMATION SWITCHES never ceases to amaze me!
kerrigore: News Media: Who is the mysterious vigilante Soldier 76? Reaper: Seriously Jack? Jack ‘Master of Subtlety, Gives No Fucks’ Morrison is actually killing me. The man carries around his Overwatch cbag with his name on it.
aivelin: aivelin: aivelin: Hello guys! I open three slots of fandom commissions with -30% discount, it’s actual for - Yuri on ice - Thor (Marvel) - Shingeki no kyojin related works. Have something you’d like to see? Write me in DM or email
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naijackellen: YO WHAT THE FUCK. I WOKE UP WITH THIS SHIT ON MY NECK. MY SKIN IS JUST COMPLETELY DRY NO MATTER HOW MUCH LOTION I APPLY ON. THIS ACTUALLY FREAKED THE FUCK OUT OF ME. I’M GOING TO A DERMATOLOGIST TOMORROW MORNING. WHAT IF IT’S SKIN CANCER??
airbenderedacted: chelle-the-evil-queen: ashashi-corner: yamino: crystalgemcosplay: My cosplay as Amethyst! My Blog: http://jayythepanduh.tumblr.com/ Perfection. OMG NO THATS TOO GOOD TEACH ME HOW TO BE THIS FABULOUS this is real life actual
hansplz: Google images you ded to me (no I’m not actually angry, I just found it rather hilarious. Don’t ask why I was googling eruri you won’t find an answer here nope
This is the first one of these tail things I’ve actually liked. NO idea why. But this gif makes me horny…
-teesa-: 10.2.14 Sexism. Does it still exist?Many men say no. Im not sure what I would do if I ever actually saw catcalling in real life. Probably throw something. Remind me to stay out of america…
princess-pantsu: Icon picture. Basically the same as the other one I posted recently except I’m pulling an even more ridiculous face in it. I hope no one actually takes me seriously…
If you’ve seen Brazilian fighters go out to fight on the UFC in the last 2 years, you might have caught a glimpse of Seagal walking out with them. To me, that’s just ridiculous. Sure, he’s an actual Martial Artist, no doubt about that.
sciencesoup: How Do Batteries Even Work? We use them to power everything from torches to cars, but if you tended to zone out in high school science like me, you might have no idea how batteries actually produce energy. Here’s the low down: Technically,
deadboltreturns107: I actually made this one awhile ago. Decided to save it if/when I got to 1000 followers. Still insane! Thank you all so much for enjoying my work! It really does motivate me a lot. :DFull Extra Large Resolution with no text
selfshot-nation: Submit your pics - s3lfsh0tnati0n@gmail.com Snapchat me @ silusp Funny story about this girl… Actually, not really. I have no clue who she is lol. But she’s hot, and I’d fuck the shit outta her!!
ruthlessamor: ayellowbirds: punishandenslavesuckers: There is a real actual Spiderman comic where he pretends this is his power and the bad guys drop their weapons and give up. XD And it makes me happy. Here it is: No one can ever say spiderman
doctortease: herdirtylittleheart: Basically me. This is actually my favorite kind of message to receive. Subs, littles, fuckbuddies, just-good-friends: you have no idea how satisfying it is when you admit the little ways in which you need us.
desirable-misery: svge0fvipvths: desirable-misery: No one is ever here when I actually feel super cute Princess. 😍 ^always says cute things about me i think you’re gorgeous ❤
dsdarkside: 2012Ps: Ok, wtf? I can’t add “muscles” tag?… No, seriously what the actual fuck?Pps: Are you freaking kidding me? Now it appeared o_O
angelthecatgirl: Angel has no need for the Potion Shop, she can make them on the fly. The UI I completely built from scratch, it took me longer than the actual image of Angel.Patreon
bravodelta9: This is probably already on Tumblr thanks to those accounts that (seem to automatically) post photos tweeted from my Twitter account. But luckily for me, no real account actually follows those.
tnrambler: shemaletop: My eternal punishment oh no anything but that! (hehe suckers don’t know that shit actually turns me on.) Lucky bastard 😘
follow-me-senpai:chibikiseki: awesomeartist15: allthethingsyaoi: maruka-tachibanase: romakoto: shameless-fujoshi: fudayk: ikelenbo: no you don’t understand this is actually my most favorite exisiting picture of haruka nanase he looks like a
doildo replied to your photoset: HAHA well that was fast for those not in the… that only makes me want to give furocity a try now tbh, do you have any idea how decent it actually is? no idea, really. apparently its quite good but a very small
pikaballoons: one time when i didn’t know what some kind of niche -romantic orientation was “look it up i’m not here to educate you” me later: oh ok so it means _______ “uhh no wow how about you actually learn what it is before you start talking
rottenmeats: partakeofthefruit: marshmallownipples: partakeofthefruit: eating these do they taste good? they look like they don’t. why does everything I eat or listen to look bad to you they dont look great to me either actually no they are
harshwhimsy replied to your post:does the gold rush game actually fucking work on…idk it was working for me like 2 wks ago was there an updatei have no idea i only just redownloaded the application after not having it for two years. last time i
moochusrex replied to your post: moochusrex replied to your post: 3 a4 pages in… GO ON WITHOUT ME I WILL ONLY SLOW YOU DOWN omfg no i can’t do this alone i will actually fucking fail!
thinkingorplotting: People always talk about Jensen’s crying (which don’t get me wrong, is the most beautiful man cry I have ever seen and Misha is able to show such sorrow without actually shedding a tear) why does no one praise Jared’s? His crying
chaoswolf1982: agrifuture: why does this actual, real life photo look like a nightmarish norman rockwell painting And Jesus is offscreen going “Oh no, don’t you try blaming ME for this asshole…”
momswetpussy: When my son walked in on me while masturbating and moaning his name there were no turning back. Well actually I’m glad it happened. - Fuck your mother! Make mommy cum!- Ooh mom- Pound your young hard cock into mommy, mmm please
cungadero: cungadero:cungadero:its soooo funny how there is no perfect animal crossing game for me there is always some actual major flaw to every possible experience so i can never quite reach true nirvana. gcn’s villager moving out mechanics and
askpinchy: I’m back, and I’m so excited an—… oh.. no more Twinchy?… ; n ;((gosh wow uhm I’m actually a little sad that Claire’s Ruby Pinch Blog is closed. u u He was the one that asked me to join in on the askblogging fun and geez, he’s
closetfizzle: I- I’m thinking that that actually was gay… and that I was just tricked into doing something really… really… ga- oh no… t-t-totally doesn’t mean anything! Hehehehe… y-you know. Things happen. J-just jokes! Y-you got me. Hehehehe.
vixyhoovesmod: ruthlessamor: ayellowbirds: punishandenslavesuckers: There is a real actual Spiderman comic where he pretends this is his power and the bad guys drop their weapons and give up. XD And it makes me happy. Here it is: No one can ever
unicornfolio: A redo of a pinkie pie picture. I did this because people complained about the first one having no legs, so I made sure to add a foot at least.Also it never occurred to me until half through the candy to actually make her hold icecream…
optimysticals: faunwood: novacaineandabelle: dazed-unfazed: crilbyte: Oh shit. No. Shit. Thank you Just gonna reblog this out of gratitude because I actually did forget… Fffffffff let me get right on that. and then reblog for the next forgetful
I'm actually a really shy person. Like when you first meet me, our conversation is going to be awkward no matter what because I wouldn't have any idea what to talk about. It’s also worse when you’re cute. But if you wait a little I’ll get comfortable
