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“Again? You do realize that the only reason I took a shower is because you didn’t warn me like I asked, right? You’d better actually tell me this time, or no more sexy times with me for a week, okay, little brother?”
embarrassedboys: No wait! Don’t open that, you’ll be completely helpless because it’s radioactive Krypton… ohhhh… er, actually y’know what? Ignore me actually, you carry on dear, don’t mind little old me… spandextights: Halloween
Person: *acts nice when they actually hate you* me: i heard you didn’t like me :) Person: no ofc not!!! Where did u hear that from? :) me:
“So me and my ex are at odds with each other about moaning. When I have sex, no matter how amazing it feels, I just don’t moan. This *really* bugs him. He didn’t actually get off until our fifth time having sex, and then we actually
You have no idea how worthless and pathetic you make me feel for actually letting you back into my life for you to just lead me on act like you wanted me to just throw me away. You say you are sorry but it’s a fake sorry you don’t give a shit
ohfuukmeharder: No one ever reblogs my posts and it makes me really sad. Like I actually love when you guys reblog and compliment me. It makes me feel so wanted and loved
petmistress: If you would like to fuck me, you have to let me whip you. Under no circumstance will you actually fuck me, but you will be whipped. I just like to know. —Miss Heather
Wow, I can’t believe you are doing this? Dude… it was you idea for me to get naked. I know… I just can’t believe you are actually doing it. Now you have me worried? Is there something the matter with me? No you are perfect.
inceztum:As Mom’s head ducked down and took my hard cock into her mouth I reached out and grabbed the back of her head, for no other reason than touching something would remind me that I wasn’t actually dreaming, this was real and it was actually
inceztum: As Mom’s head ducked down and took my hard cock into her mouth I reached out and grabbed the back of her head, for no other reason then touching something would remind me that I wasn’t actually dreaming, this was real and it was actually
Just so theres no confusion if you follow me on both, im sticking it through on this blog, but my nsfw sideblog is essentially done for. Its hopeless for me to fight a system specifically targeted against me, and nsfw is crucial to me for actually making
teamrocketing: Me: *is at a party* Me: ok no discussing astrology this time Me 15 minutes later: Thats because you’re a libra actually
sadbaffoon: grimlolita: Clap your hands if you’re actually low key mentally ill as fuck and can hardly handle anything and you feeling like no one actually likes you at all and all you wanna do is sleep your life away High key for me but yeah Hmmm
kalifornias-fashion:“Feminism? no thanks, i prefer gender equality” Water? no thanks, i prefer H2O Let me help you. “Advertised-As-Healthy-Fruit-But-Is-Actually-A-Dyed-Green-Apple-Shaped-Steak? No thanks, I prefer fruit.”I hope this illustrates
Okay, so today is one of those days when I’m just tired due to everything going around in my head. It’s no one’s fault, it’s every single disorder I have tiring me out. Please don’t expect me to know all things you ask me today. Actually, please
riskpig: Something that just occurred to me. We will be watching a Harry Potter movie… and there’s no book to compare it to. We actually don’t know what to expect… SPOILERS WILL ACTUALLY BE SPOILERS!!!
fantastic-tardis: boater—cycles: fluffattack: jensenacklesruinedmylife: thenerdangels: Jensen is just like…Jared NO. Stop playing with that! Give to me! Jesus, I can’t take you anywhere! #ACTUAL 5 YEAR OLD #ACTUAL MOM #HE JUST PUTS IT
bitch-gl0: I don’t NEED a relationship, I WANT one . Like I’m not looking for no one to complete me or make me whole or whatever . I just wanna fall deeply and unbelievably in love with someone . I want someone to never stop choosing me and actually
oh-thatshowyoufeel: jesuschristvevo: mabelismyspiritanimal: jesuschristvevo: newsflash: a song doesnt need deep and meaningful lyrics to be a good song Ex: “Call Me Maybe” by Carly Rae Jepsen actually no thats a really bad example Actually
supermishamiga: strangability: IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED NO TRICKS! #no but this is literally canon #god their faces kill me #look at how they look at each other in the last two #im just #kfjhsdkjfhsdfg #please try to tell me you look at your friends
IM ACTUALLY CRYING! WHY?! WHY GOD?! WHY DID EVEN START WATCHING THIS GODDAMN SHOW IT HURTS ME SO MUCH!? WHY?! NO NO!NO NO.
teaseanddenialcaptions: Oh come on…don’t give me such a look. We both know that you saying “Yes, I want to cum” means acuatlly “No, please tease me for another week”. And we also know that every “No, please stop” means actually “Oh
swedishbull: “Haha well he actually kept begging me to let him fuck me in the ass for some time after we met, but no he’s never been allowed to. I think he has given up now, poor hubby ;). That’s why I want you to do me… I want you to be the
fuckyourfist: raincityjack: Yes, you can actually contact me through Tumblr. If you want me to answer a question in my blog, go to my main page and click “Ask me anything.” Fuck your fist Absolutely!!! But no one ever does… 😩
talesofanswers: Hmph. That thing? Mieuuuu, Master used to call me “Thing” too… But Master ended up actually liking me! Does that mean Asch likes me too…? No. Mieu…
desertqueenfuriosa: People actually expect me to believe that if you throw a group of only one sex inside a fucking maze with no memories, no social, cultural or religious discourses forced upon them, no outside influences of any kind for years and years
argumate: prokopetz: At some point, the Dark X, Show Me The Y meme evolved from “dark [information source], show me the [absurd thing that no reasonable person would ever actually want]” to “dark [information source], show me the [completely reasonable
slut-problems: masochistic-babygirl: OKAY SO DADDY LIED TO ME TELLING ME THAT THERE’S NO MORE FLUTTERSHY STUFFIES WHICH MADE ME REALLY SAD. BUUUUT IVE LEARNED HE’S A SECRET SPY AND ACTUALLY HAD ONE FOR ME AND GAVE IT TO ME ON CHRISTMAS! I HAVE MY
kayathedragon: aganami: disneyyandmore-blog: This isn’t right. You’re supposed to be with me! The actual definition of what some guys think when the girl says “no”.“OMG I did this and that for YOU, you must date me!”Hell no. If
bitch-gl0:I don’t NEED a relationship, I WANT one . Like I’m not looking for no one to complete me or make me whole or whatever . I just wanna fall deeply and unbelievably in love with someone . I want someone to never stop choosing me and actually
caplow: He actually expected me to love him unconditionally. Then he dragged me, penniless, to the navel of this great country and found himself a newer, younger, bouncier cool girl. You think I’d let him destroy me and end up happier than ever? No
fang107: berandomness: Why does everyone end up getting a crush on me like jesus I’m actually a terrible demonic child Same Yeah but like no one can tell me what they think is so attractive about me atleast with you there’s a few obvious reasons
unaverage-confessions: Me: Wow I actually have a healthy relationship for once!Me to me: You know what you should do? Freak out for no reason.
coolbloqqer: if someone actually did have a crush on me and like stared at me in class im 99% sure they got over me because i do some strange shit when i think no one is looking
mishapadackles: i have this problem where i feel touch deprived a lot of the time and i crave human contact but then when people do actually try to touch me i’m just like no no no rEPEL REPEL
good-kittens-obey:Day 1:Well Goddess actually surprised me by locking me up yesterday morning and keeping me locked all day as a test run….with no cumming in the evening :( So today kinda already feels like day 2. I did *almost* everything on my schedule
lovntspoon: Is there a place for women in your fantasy life or in your actual sex life? For me personally, the answer is “NO!”, at least for bio women. Only men and trans girls can satisfy me. If you don’t have a cock, you do nothing for me
idreamediwasawerewolf: int3rnalstat3ofmind: jaegeranger: agent-355: Casual reminder that this was an Actual Thing that actually aired on Cartoon Network. no! She can shake her ass better then I can and that makes me sad This cartoon has a bigger
thedoctor: soitslaura: I would like to formally apologize to the people who follow me and are not in the Doctor Who fandom. Just you wait until the series actually starts. #acTUALLY NO NOT SORRY AT ALL
the-english-bounder:hogtiedwhore:you have the right to gag me, and i have the right to shut up…actually no. i have no rights, you tell me to shut the fuck up. Taking charge of the situation.
yesterday darfin told me to do something and I stayed in bed saying no and then he picked me up and bent me over and spanked me and it was the only time ever that it actually got me to listen to him and stop being a brat
r-isk: coastal-haze: a-rtist: p-alm: ch4in: omg justin marry me. mm too late he’s already married to me no, he’s married to me. HES ACTUALLY MARRIED TO ME BITCHES FUCK OFF This guy is cheating on all of you and instead of taking it out
assntittsaholic: maya-no: softmami: aboveignorance: vsvpnahmeen: glittergwapo: Here’s the full video 😊😊🔥🔥🔥 WHO IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS BITCH ⁉ I actually am never tagged in any of these videos lol could yall help me out and
So, complicated no. 1 still hasn’t talked to me since last week and complicated no. 2 started taking to me again, or at least I think CN2 is based off of the one or two responses I actually get from him. I obviously can’t figure anything out with
galgadotssss-deactivated2016071: You know, I have actually thought about this moment. A lot. What would Jess say to me if I ever saw him again? I mean, he just took off, no note, no call, nothing, how could he explain that? And then a year goes by. No
captainlordauditor:i-have-no-gender-only-rage:One of the funniest failures of US school system is the fact they are legally obligated to teach us all the states but they never actually show how big Alaska is like I have actually had teachers tell me that
I need to actually be productive and work on that Sienna x Kali drawing tho, so no more gremlins tonight :’)Also, I had a bunch of asks/people who’d wrote to me that I want to type out actual thought out answers and I’m sorry it’s taking a while,
lustrous-globe:ALT[Image ID: A tweet by Twitter user PearloLesbo saying: “Bro trust me my exclusionism is different bro no where are you going no trust be bro its good this time bro I swear this time they’re actually harmful trust me bro this
I fucking hate when men turn the body hair on women conversation into “you’re not allowing me to have a personal preference of no body hair” like no, motherfucker, actually I’m just asking you to not tell me what to do with my
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