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cybertron2000uk: gob-bluth-sfm: Click here for the full 56-second animation (28 MB) with sound!No, seriously guys, it’s actually me. Making an animation not featuring Liza Snow - pretty crazy, I know. But Red Menace’s Lara model is pretty fine
bootyfuckinlicious:This whole thing makes me want to cum but as soon as he’s about to nut and this bitch is like “Annerose… Mama” I just fucking lose it. Shit is actually on par with the Ou-chan scene from Taimanin Asagi.
naavscolors: Done, and one more to go, another panelized piece for the hentai page thing, the guy who commissioned this gave me a interesting story (that i actually draw, at least i made some sketches) but he wanted just 4 panels with, the best parts
voldemortoutbitches: “I DID! I STOLE THE GLASSES. No actually, they gave them to me.” Daniel, omg.
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stuck in the apartment writing crack fic because its too damn hot outside. what does that mean for you? shitty pictures no one cares about! yaaay! i didnt put on amy bb cream today, so all of my random shitty freckles are reminding me that they exist.
“damn baby, I didn’t know you were so turned on that you’d cream on me right away” “Yeah, ummm. No, actually. I decided to take advantage of your dirty fantasies and I just got home from hooking up with this ripped guy who
secretlaurie:More non-penetrative sexual fun… pussy on cock rubbing… just rubbing… no actual intercourse. Why does this seem so perverse and appealing to me???
begitalarcos: Father forgive me… for I shall Sin All I see is Demon!Dean and Bucky… balls. Too many ideas.
theeartofprocrastination: !! I actually finished it!! It took me longer than I hoped it would but still! It was originally going to be different but I like this version better. I hope it looks okay, I kind of rushed it at the end. But anyways Here have
whatthedoormousesaid: I like it when you cry, because it means you have to wear your glasses. No, actually I don’t like it when you cry. I find it horrible. Especially when it’s not for me.
Still no SD card, so here’s some more pictures of my sexy friend Giovanni. Many people actually asked for more of him, and yet he still hasn’t made a tumblr of his own like the buttface he is. o3o
shameless-tendencies: did-you-kno: Source Did you know that’s actually kind of fucking terrifying? Otters are supposed to be cute and small. Not bigger than me. STAHP MOTHER NATURE.
theladypipsqueak: salparadisewasright: theladypipsqueak: MY MOM DECIDED THAT SINCE I FUCKING HATE CLEANING THE LITTERBOX FOR MY DUMB CATS SHE’S ACTUALLY MAKE ME A FUCKING LITTERBOX CAKE. THIS IS A FUCKING CAKE. THOSE ARE SLIGHTLY MELTED TOOTSIE ROLLS.
sanadayuina: The best scenes for episode 4 according to me. This episode is just full of lols and feels for Hades-ojisan. And Aholon geez, calm down a bit will you. Next week will be full of Takeru, I thought. And www actually the ending bonus is funny.
storybooklove: FREE IPAD GIVEAWAY! So this Christmas, I asked both my boyfriend and mum for an iPad, and both of them got it for me, which I did NOT expect. Yes, I could return it, or sell it, but I actually feel like doing something nice for once. So,
oi-heichou: 12 Days of SnK - Day 1: Favorite Male Character. Gotta be honest and say that it took me a while to love him, but once I realized he actually cared about his comrades, it was pretty much instant love. He is Humanity’s Strongest, and
Lend me your ears, and I'll sing you a song.: '10 Honest Thoughts On Being Loved By A Skinny Boy' - Rachel Wiley.
XD Okay, I really have no excuse for this.The next chapter of this fic is going to be pretty unpleasant, so I tried to inject some humour where I could. I actually laughed while trying to imagine how Bird Mom would react to this… especially if
there was supposed to be a stream tonight but ugh I am too tired, we are having guests since Friday and I am expected to actually be there, keeping them company x___x which is taking all my energy so yeah, no stream today, maybe tomorrow tho - I’m
This week on #ThirstyThursday…Hit me with a protagonist/supporting character who you believe to be just (beef/cheese)cake and I will tell you how that is a shallow reading of them.
Omg Kang Woo just date me pls
Ok but kai not wearing socks makes me sad because i actually would have sent him some really cute furry ones ok
osointricate: Apparently some people can have a thought like “I need to do this” and then they actually have no problem getting up and doing it. What a weird way to live, how strange, wonder what that would be like.
mermaibee: ultrafacts: According to the CDC, in 10 percent of those drownings, the adult will actually watch the child do it, having no idea it is happening. Drowning does not look like drowning—Dr. Pia, in an article in the Coast Guard’s On Scene
msramrimrmmrrwmiomrmmsrpafk: robotmango: some man online: “arya’s a mary sue. rey’s a mary sue. i simply don’t believe a young girl could be that skilled.” what they expect me to say: “well, no, actually, canon supports it, because if you
Muahaha so guess who has WiFi that actually connects? THE DOCTORS OFFICE Is it a reasonable speed? NOPE IT’S SLOW AS SHIT Are they gonna kick me out for loitering an excessively long time after my appointment? SEEMS PRETTY UNLIKELY BUT IF THEY
kyraneko:arsonforcharlie:deadcatwithaflamethrower:lostmind3:porcupine-girl: jenroses: lrgcarter: rhube: rcmclachlan: Turns out, 2000 was 20 years ago. Which is odd, since 1980 was also. The thing Gen-Z really needs to understand is that no one
thedoctorisreadyallonsy: g-erti: you know how sometimes you want to listen to music but everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying even if its songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing and you have no idea what you actually want
missanithrope: punpower: missanithrope: Australians right now. this is the only reason y'all hate tony abbott isn’t it. He’s done alot of good too, educate yourselves. Actually, no. Allow me to educate you instead.Reasons why people hate Tony
vicioussuggestion: am i bitter? yes. but do i try to move on and let go of past anger? well, actually, no
prokopetz: prokopetz: Graffiti encountered on my way to work this morning. (Note: no actual fish titties were observed.) I swear this is driving me crazy. I pass by this bit of graffiti ever day, it’s been painted over by the city and reinscribed
Support me on Patreon! => Reapersun@PatreonHappy Deadpool Day! Er, I mean Valentine’s Day! no I mean deadpool day everyone go see deadpool today with ur sweeties
pootlovato: desertlady: dadsters: heres a website that displays a random video from youtube with no views, making you the first person to see them all the videos it’s showing me are short home videos and real estate walkthroughs. i love it i just
imperialperfections: T-that.. Intense gaze. NONONO, DONT LOOK AT ME. NO, actually, please continue staring. GAHHHHH.
sir-scandalous: timetraveldean: when someone says I’m being over dramatic No but this is actually me with every little petty issue I have
wolfofthevoid: ~Not sure what that all means, but if they would have answers, I’m in.~ She tilts her head, considering. ~I haven’t heard of, or found anything that resembles anything like what you said. So no going back to anyplace I’ve
Yah, it me
I feel like most of the fic I’m working on right now is going to be Hanji poking Armin and saying weird things like “NO SERIOUSLY, STOP RUNNING AWAY FROM ME. I WANT TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR SEX LIFE WITH EREN FOR SCIENCE REASONS.”
cleaning-rivaille: MYAAH!
erenyeagerbomb: i wanted to draw letterman jackets and my ot4 and funny faces so i just did them all at once Is that Erwin in a fucking “Hold me” t-shirt? Jesus Christ, this marching band AU is basically a window into my high school past.
falloutgirlongirl: commission for anjie / tumblr user aromanticmarco!! oh my god i didn’t actually know what i was doing BUT they wanted me to draw eren/armin with armin topping (based on my own text post incredible) and they said they liked the
pumpkinandcoriander: 〜(￣▽￣〜)
uzaiyaorihara: chomei: this is the most inaccurate representation of how animals work ive ever seen no it’s flawless
turing-tested: self care is putting yourself to bed on a regular schedule because it’s the base treatment for mood disorders there’s no twist or anything it’s just really really good for u to sleep at consistent times
rune-midgarts: susanr: i need context…actually no i dont
gayzashi: so i really really loved seeing these two and i wanted to play around more with pixel work, so i did this for fun and practicetheyre transparent, one w/ an outline and one without, and if you want to use it just credit me uwu
babyanimalgifs: Cows sitting like dogs. That is all. Please enjoy.via @sadanduseless No this is actually me. Candid. Chillin. Wassup
: That’s what interests me about The Doctor because, actually, look at the blood on the man’s hands. 900 years, countless very selfish choices, and he’s literally blown planets up. His own race, you know, that’s all on his hands. Which is why
pixyled: onlylolgifs: Puppy Reacts to Girl’s Crying INTERESTING DOG THING, they’ve actually done studies to test the ability of a dog’s empathy and if they only react to their owners grief or if they’re capable of empathizing with some one
teenagecriminalmastermind: Kylo *over the Force Bond*: It’s Ben.Rey: What did he do this time?Kylo: No, it’s actually me, Ben.Rey: What did you do this time?
incorrectgallifreyquotes: Narvin: Fuck you Leela: Fuck me yourself, you spineless coward Narvin: Wait no that’s not what I meant
sashayed: robotmango: some man online: “arya’s a mary sue. rey’s a mary sue. i simply don’t believe a young girl could be that skilled.” what they expect me to say: “well, no, actually, canon supports it, because if you look back as far as
genderdemoness: im referring to ppl who cloak their ideology in inaccessible + academic language for no actual reason as the nerdgeoisie from now on + i invite u all to join me
These are actually pretty accurate recommendations for me, Steam, thank you
robtromboning: let me demonstrate my point wrt doctoring social media using my twitterhere’s my original tweet hereif i right click and click “inspect element” on chrome and find the line that says my actual tweet like soand select that line,
ok so its late so I’m a bit punchy in general but I’m in tears laughing because I went to make a gif and for some reason Quicktime decided to make the video visible in only one tiny pixel smack in the middle of the screen. And, like, its actually
