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apparently tumblr has decided that every reblog of a post you’re mentioned in warrants an email and alert so I’m just swimming in a swamp of mentions for reblogs of old posts I happen to be mentioned on, which is rather frustratingAnyway, I had no
now-this-is-living: I think one of the best feelings in the world is when someone remembers something you said. Whether it was something from yesterday, a week ago, a month ago.. It’s just like, “Wow, you actually listen to me.”
sir-scandalous: timetraveldean: when someone says I’m being over dramatic No but this is actually me with every little petty issue I have
bumbleshark: sir-scandalous: timetraveldean: when someone says I’m being over dramatic No but this is actually me with every little petty issue I have david: virgo, libra, sagittarius, taurus, capricornalex: LEO, gemini, aries table: cancer, pisces,
marquands: sketched out a headcanon if some of dota wars actually can last for weeks-month! sven possibly having no time to shave
bumbleshark: sir-scandalous: timetraveldean: when someone says I’m being over dramatic No but this is actually me with every little petty issue I have david: virgo, libra, sagittarius, taurus alex: LEO, gemini, aries table: cancer, pisces, scorpio,
Random post. It has been a long weekend. Fuck the []_[]. Im enjoying the current length of my beard. Now excuse me while I actually do homework in the library…
crunchthedeerstroyer: humunanunga: When a customer says some Weird Shit in the middle of check-out, Okay, so very recently, I was cashiering for Publix, and it was late at night, and I actually didn’t wanna be there, go figure. So this woman walks
last night was really bad i am on a constant mission of eradicating my speech wherever it occurs no one deserves my shiti have a good conversation with people and then i get so upset afterwards because i feel like im lying to them because im actually
I have such a huge crush on this tumblr user omfg someone save me from this path of pain and torture. It shouldn’t be possible for a person to be this cute and perfect.
i am so annoyed right now what the fuck, fuck my sister. like she fucking does this every goddamn fucking time. like i know we joke around a lot but what the actual fuck. every time she asks for something and i say no, she has the gall to get
northerntealheart: backatitagainwithwhitevans: today, my dad pulled into the parking lot where i work to pick me up, and my sister who had been at the corner of the store after i told her friends’ parents to drop her off. her friend was with her.
fuckglossier: no one: people born in the 90s: i have to play the sims or i will actually die
sexydave93:blkmusclelover:Wash that ass! No, actually allow me!
The thought of being forever alone is actually becoming more and more concrete. I hate thinking this way but I can’t help it. There’s no progress. Forever Alone.
meatfighter: healingisneeded: https://soundcloud.com/moistbread/she-succ-me-in-the-uber jesus lmaoooooooo This actually happened in the backseat of my car one night while I was driving for Uber. I ain’t wanna turn around and confirm, but I know
If Levi actually does end up with some Asian background to him, then this is the RivaMika recast that would make me breathe very, very heavily. Well, ignoring the fact that Jaejoong’s pretty tall, of course.
fuku-shuu: If Levi actually does end up with some Asian background to him, then this is the RivaMika recast that would make me breathe very, very heavily. Well, ignoring the fact that Jaejoong’s pretty tall, of course. *casually reblogs, especially
I know this was posted before, but here is my English translation (From the Chinese translation of the original) of this very sweet fancomic <3 Definitely worth a read! chayashix - this actually reminds me a lot of a scenario that could happen in your
Memorial Day Boredom: hattubel found actual CEO!Mikasa from Heichou wa Maid-Sama! for me…so I sought out Maid!Levi myself. (｡◕‿◕｡) Levi would probably never wear turquoise underwear but whatevs
“You’re the first person I’ve met on this campus with the same last name as me.” “Oh? Maybe we’re actually related?” “I’m adopted, so that’s doubtful. But perhaps…in a past life, we were
One of my Twitter friends just posted this side-by-side comparison between Levi and Takahashi Issei - I thought I was the only one who saw a little resemblance until now, ha… This is especially amusing to me because he actually plays Nagamasa
renavie: You know what breaks me?This scenethat moment when Levi discovers who Kenny was and who he isJust look at him
rightyagami: pineapplefactor: Attack on Psycho-Pass To c-enpai/askchibieren’s mun I’m actually a Psycho-Pass blog, but I thought I’d give you a little sketch as thanks for following me back. I hope you enjoy your stay despite the different fandoms
bear-tholdt: I drew the squad! :-D(this could be a scene after the celebration and Levi wants to see if they actually went to bed and gets dissapointed.)Levi’s squad is indispensable. ♥
whinecraft: risk-k: No girl can’t have enough Oji-san. 8D r u shitting me for real
ask-koki-kariya: buttlid: kymherz: ippinka: Try out a cool way to separate egg yolks from egg whites! this is genius. this is actually lifechanging Some people are allergic to egg yolks so a big signal boost from me
potatogepi: duffy-fluffy: eyelinerandjcrew: MY FAVORITE POST PLEASE TELL ME THAT PEOPLE IN BRITAIN ACTUALLY CALL THE USA “THE COLONIES” we call you the colonies
istillloveparamore: youtubenutcase: Hayley Williams getting hit by beach balls on Parahoy oMG I LITERALLY HAD LIKE TEN WHACK ME IN THE FACE BECAUSE TAYLOR WAS KICKING THEM INTO THE CROWD LOL BUT OMG IT ACTUALLY HURT A LOT
elletrico: an actual photo of me this summer
A actual real photo of me painting
warsquirtle: Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life
i was crying in art class today and this girl was all “why are you crying?” and i didnt really wanna answer and we sorta know each other so i was all “why arent YOU crying?” and then she looked at me and ACTUALLY sTARTED TO CRY I just?? wAS
farronheit: Decided to take a video while flying this morning. Best. Idea. Ever. perfection Reminder that this actually exists in our world THIS IS REAL I’m gonna cry. i just read this and thought “humans cant fly dont lie to me sir” then
relivingbeatlemania: tomorrow-may-rain: that gorgeous smile never changed aksdjklajsf this actually stabs me in the feels.
theladypipsqueak: salparadisewasright: theladypipsqueak: MY MOM DECIDED THAT SINCE I FUCKING HATE CLEANING THE LITTERBOX FOR MY DUMB CATS SHE’S ACTUALLY MAKE ME A FUCKING LITTERBOX CAKE. THIS IS A FUCKING CAKE. THOSE ARE SLIGHTLY MELTED TOOTSIE ROLLS.
lurkerviolin: theravennerd: iandsharman: The difference between nerds and geeks. That’s it. I found it. The thing that finally made me actually understand the difference. There it is. It has been said.
queerhawkeye: ms-mix-remixed: peachspirit: flapjackandcustard: Instead of making #AlexFromTarget famous, why don’t we focus on something that can actually inspire others? Let’s make THAT go viral? honestly this makes me so proud!!! my cousin
kid: This actually always made me really upset
highergroundblog-deactivated201: Knock Me Down was the first single off Mother’s Milk, and it actually got on the radio. Every now and then Lindy would tell us that a station had added the song, but that didn’t really compute. A few months later,
6fttallbunny: anna-sings: theseniggas: im-simply-me: This was done with a ballpoint motherfucking pen. I will never get over this. Shit I scrolled past and thought it was a picture Wow What the actual fuck
familyfriendlyurl: let me in ur friend group ill be that weird kid who occasionally says funny stuff and who nobody actually likes
sharethatreally: “MY BABIES” I scream at a group of men that are actually older than me
midgetdragon: bootyberry: Actual photo of me at graduation “id like to thank all the fuckboys”
princeowl: comparing iggy azalea to macklemore always seems weird to me because macklemore actually grew up with rap culture and he’s fairly self aware of racial stuff whereas iggy is just. a mess
reblog this if you actually like following me.
divinedorothy:how many men who say they’re in the friendzone are actually in the “I was just nice to him because I felt bad for him but now he’s getting all clingy and manipulative to the point that he is making me regret basic human kindness which
necromancerluv:sixpenceee: Gigi, The Coffee Girl by reddit thespecialblank For a story found on a horror forum, it really made me feel. Read More I actually found this horrifying
drfurter:theb3ckm4nator:drfurter:im the bestPlease tell me you’re actually related to Tim Curry.right now it looks like im his granddaughter even though he doesnt have any kids
lilithlilin:i use my tags as like….a secret whisper space….like…..idk how many of u actually read them but i know not all of u do obviously so it’s like the BONUS FACTS part of the book or something. the special fan club secrets. U Know Me A Little
stoppromia:Recovery tip: When someone says “You can call me any time”, take advantage of that. Actually call them when you’re having a bad day. That’s what they said they would be there for and it’s better than you having a relapse. A relapse
rubertkazinsky:did i actually enjoy this movie or did i just enjoy seeing my favorite actor playing that character in that particular situation a novel by me
chelseajadexo:have you ever had a weird sort of crush on one of your friends where you cant actually tell if its a crush or not??? do i want to kiss you?? do i just really enjoy being your friend????? who knows? not me
phabulouskilljoy:xlb42:xlb42:docile-potato: Everyone who reblogs this will get a skeleton joke in their inbox I call bullshit fuck me it actually worked I’ve never gotten one of these to work before i’m not even anticipating for the skeleton
chazer:frilllyknickers:colorsoftheswim:fuckyeahwomenprotesting2:I like how correcting her kids creepy behavior doesn’t even matter to that mother.This actually makes me very angry. It basically highlights everything wrong with the world. Instead of
3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h: sexyboitommo: 3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h: i was labelling stuff today and this lady scoffed at me and i was like hi and she was like writing with ur left hand is immoral. its 2014 and someone actually said that
jasoncutested: I was wearing my pearl jam shirt today and i was still high on anesthetic and some guy came up to me and said “do you actually listen to pearl jam” and I said “go shove even flow up your ass”
i am just very uncomfortable with the way i am perceived like there’s a disconnect between my actual identity and the identity ppl assume i have and it makes me uncomfortable and stressed out
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