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eeveez: person: you know, what you’re eating right now is actually really unhealthy :/me: *is confused, because i don’t remember fuckin asking*
orangeitnblack: actual footage of me at ur wedding
dopest-ethiopian:fukgirl:trebled-negrita-princess:he smiled with his WHOLE face. This just made my life! I watch this everyday okay this vine makes me want a lil drooly baby omg do you see the actual sparkle in his eye when he smiled? beautiful.
kushandwizdom: modernday-siren: a-monsters-love: stoppromia: Recovery tip: When someone says “You can call me any time”, take advantage of that. Actually call them when you’re having a bad day. That’s what they said they would be there for
spenceromg: I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on
ollienotolly: actual representation of me singing Blank Space
neurolingual: im praying for every gay and lesbain individual living in kansas. my heart goes out to all of you. and if you have no idea what i’m talking about, please read this.
So I have an interview for a minimum wage job 45 miles away from my home. If they give me at least 20 hours a week then it’ll be actually worth it in addition to my current income. Hmmmmm
just-boofer-things: bumbleshark: sir-scandalous: timetraveldean: when someone says I’m being over dramatic No but this is actually me with every little petty issue I have david: virgo, libra, sagittarius, taurus alex: LEO, gemini, aries table:
Lord, Beer Me Strength
Late nights tend to seem really lonely when there is no one to talk to
First selfie in a while since I cracked my screen. The wedding was fabulous inspiration for continuously reusing the outfit and hair for work lololol And now it’s time for this girl to sleep. 10 hour days with no lunch break (my own choice I guess;
techcat-mod: chocobbunnii: la-ragazza-inglese: ilovepeppers: Where to begin with all this Sometimes I purposely have headphones in with no actual music to stop people from trying to talk to me. Enraging. What incel wrote this article. This is
keiko-chan: “Sensei… You actually liked me all this time, right? HNR: chapter 47 vs chapter 77
bumbleshark: sir-scandalous: timetraveldean: when someone says I’m being over dramatic No but this is actually me with every little petty issue I have david: virgo, libra, sagittarius, taurus alex: LEO, gemini, aries table: cancer, pisces, scorpio,
memeufacturing: terfs are like “ah you must hate me because i’m a woman” like no actually i hate you because you specifically are a hateful spiteful pathetic excuse for a person whos ideology is based entirely upon hating everyone that isn’t
sir-scandalous: timetraveldean: when someone says I’m being over dramatic No but this is actually me with every little petty issue I have
YES TUMBLR, I would love to see my too 5 posts, but whenever I click your fancy little button you refresh the app, Tell me I am logged in, and nothing else happens. Never change xD @staff
kitschens:bakwaaas:one day I woke up and realised all the waiting and yearning was actually me living my life and it’s happening right now and it’s still good even if it’s not perfect and there is no moment when all your dreams get fulfilled and
send me “have you evers” and I can only reply with “yes” or “no”
420-247: chanted: I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself. wow i’m actually so glad this post has been made
whiskey-and-c41: fem-me-fatale: highkey-melanin: thehijabstylist: I knew she had a degree but didn’t know she was the most educated First Lady. this needs to be on everyone’s dash… Michelle was actually Baracks political advisor that’s
nipuni: Welcome back Watanabe called, he says this is the actual ending but he got lazy yes This is how i deal with tragedies, by ignoring reality and making my own because i’m a wet paper towel hahah you may be thinking, wow this is a really cheesy
Ok lemme give you a little backstory. This boy Spencer and I used to work together, back in like…2009. One time this dude out of no where sent me a picture of his dick and I ignored him forever. I never gave him any attention or even gave him any
because-blackgirls-duh: This is the kind of ingrained racism no one wants to acknowledge exist.
iskariotrising: Life hack: deal with your emotions by becoming so sleep deprived you no longer have higher order brain functions. This is actually me tho.
jehovahhthickness: imleft-handed: Her: I ain’t heard from you in a minute Me: your communication skills trash On some real shit, sometimes it may not be their communication skills. They probably don’t have shit to say to you or y’all have nothing
littlemixs:No. I mean, she’s actually evil. Not high school evil.JENNIFER’S BODY (2009) dir. Karyn Kusama
cl4yton: parskis: i swear to god, men raising their voice is the most terrifying thing in the whole world. they dont understand, like its an immediate panic response, game over I actually had no idea women found this so scary
xristinaxcx: unethnics: i actually have a really good fashion sense, i just have no money ……………πόσο αυτό;!
chubbysuccubus: ugly-and-fat-failiure: chubbysuccubus: chubbysuccubus: tryin out new angles ( ´ ▽ ` ) You’re clearly reblogging my picture as a reminder to not to be like me. Please remove it. No actually im not i think its inspiring that
constable-connor: no: this is literally actually me I am always looking at the BF.
detention: thinner-bones: i-rock-ur-socks-bro-x3: live-life-tipsy: m-oondreams: sheaainsley: raz0r-blades: crookedh3art: wonder how many people that reblogged this know it’s actually a suicide scene what movie is this? message me if you know
agentlemanandasavage: beggingforpermission: No, actually. It fills me with deep, aching longing to someday belong to someone. To have been claimed. To have fully offered my surrender and made my last, and most important decision that is truly mine:
traumatizedyke: me: *is completely alone, has no actual friends, is irrelevant to everyone in general* minimalism
fuckoffcats: PLEASE BE NICE TO PEOPLE BECAUSE YOU REALLY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON IN THEIR LIFE AT ANY GIVEN MOMENT
anonymousblue78: I love being tied like this. You still have access to do so many filthy things, yet no actual freedom. Daddy can steer me however he pleases. 💙Ms Blue
bumbleshark: sir-scandalous: timetraveldean: when someone says I’m being over dramatic No but this is actually me with every little petty issue I have david: virgo, libra, sagittarius, taurus, capricornalex: LEO, gemini, aries table: cancer, pisces,
dreadful-secrets: suicidemydarling: no-internet-today: controlled-by-depression: anxiouskittens: disappearing-s-l-o-w-l-y: herbrokenframeofmind: recoveryofabrokenteen: (via TumbleOn) This. Fuck my life. OMG this is perfect . Actually me oh
OH MY GOD and I just kind of started getting into photography and darf saw one of my pictures I took while at a conservation area and he freaked out and was like ‘this is really good, no really this is really a great picture and if you put it online
narcissusroad: Ashley: Is that how people see me? Vulnerable, lonely?Ryan: Truth?Ashley: Yeah. No, actually. Fuck, just say it.Ryan: I think people look at you and they think to themselves, “He needs someone”.
Gonna see Rammstein live...no big deal...
trust no b
finding random things around the house to use as toys. since there’s no actual person who’d want to please me otherwise.
im just going to keep headcanoning that Nepeta is a sub species of troll that can transform into a jungle cat and no one can stop me
hold on, you know who is texting me again…sounds like someone has a little crush~no way! you know we’re just friendsmy little sis is growing up so fast, what ever will I do?ughhh…Karma….
richtextadventures: JOHN: but… JOHN: i don’t actually have my wallet? TEREZI: YOU DONT? JOHN: no. JOHN: i lost it years ago. JOHN: i think i gave it to… JOHN: damn. who was it. JOHN: liv tyler, the bunny? JOHN: or was it that short chess dude.
