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nothingunderag: Wow no actually fuck me gorgeous
Hey guys! I got a little TIP JAR thing going! If you like what I do, please consider buying me a coffee! <3 It’ll be just like a date, but theres no romance or physical contact. JUST COFFEE.disclaimer that the money isn’t actually going towards
June 2011On a drive down to SoCal Moment tells me she needs to use the restroom. I purposely passed the only restroom for miles so that I could make her pee outdoors (I’m bad like that). She won’t let me post the actual act, but this was just before
lucky-33: June 2011 On a drive down to SoCal Moment tells me she needs to use the restroom. I purposely passed the only restroom for miles so that I could make her pee outdoors (I’m bad like that). She won’t let me post the actual act, but this was
Some people were asking who the girl in the top GIF from this post was from - turns out it’s from a film called, no joke, Turn Me On, Dammit! I haven’t seen it though… yet. It actually sounds super-sweet reading all the Tumblr posts
nakajimx: What a painful post to write. After one year, it’s time for me to take a hiatus. The reason being school starting soon, I sadly have to disconnect but I will do everything I can to come back soon. I already said
Based on past releases, 93 will probably come out on CR when there’s a higher than usual chance of me being out of commission.The inconvenience would be impressive on its own, but the number of things that spiraled out of control to create this irritating
Crunchyroll’s true purpose in life is keeping me from forming any kind of schedule around theirs. That’s what they’re there for. Nothing else. It’s all about me.It’s the sixth I hate you and your Anakin subplot which I guess is actually a mainplot.
fluerly:im actually really afraid that no one will fall in love with me
I can ignore my arousal really well. I love the feeling of being turned on itself, so I can actually just sit here all hot (but no so bothered) and be fine not doing anything about it. And then I’ll just go about the rest of my day or night.
steverogerssexual: qchord: Loki nd th0r wer falling off a bridge wen ther dad catched dem loki sed “daddyz will U luv me 4evr” odin sed “NO LOKI…”“ loki cryed nd fell in2 space he was gon. odin whispered in2 space “i ment to sey i
rurouniidoru: Seriously, you don’t want me photographing your anything. PMMM Meetup part twooo No this collection’s great because you didn’t catch me being unable to snarl at my Sayaka during the face off pics. Thanks for taking photos
benepla: meettheghost: benepla: i actually thought really hard about the placement of all of these. for instance, the “tuesday again no problem” dog stands as lawful good because not only is it showing no harm in any way, it inadvertently replaced
iwantmyanime:I am now officially complete!! A friend came over and showed me how and helped me make kneepads and my actual gloves came in! I’m ready to RUMBLE!
stack-o-pancake:Aizawa what have you done to her. If Aizawa actually dresses himself, please tell me this is what he would wear.@boku-no-meme-academia thank you for blessing us with this. This monstrosity.
Pbbttt, none of the names I want to use for Fallout 4 are on the list of spoken names and I’m stubborn and unwilling to compromise so no spoken name for me
Every time I think I’ve made a really good friend something happens to remind me that everybody actually just hates me.
i’m actually really afraid that no one will fall in love with me
7mangoes: morpheus-tg: 7mangoes: morpheus-tg: 7mangoes: honestly not even trying to be gross but like I need a nigga to like uh hate f*ck me yknow Can you chill ma I’m like actually honestly and truly deprived so Issa no from me 🤷🏾♀️
shutupvevo: “everything that kills me makes me feel alive”
disastertiffic: #tin hat: actually they’re trying to get you to install their app on your phone#by making the browser version unusable No that can’t be it. I have a friend who uses the app who every month complains to me they have to
helloheichou: My CCSS gift to the lovely meshi-chan! Thank you again for being so patient and kind with me. <3 Knk family crossover AU is just too darn cute. :)
fuku-shuu: fuku-shuu: If Levi actually does end up with some Asian background to him, then this is the RivaMika recast that would make me breathe very, very heavily. Well, ignoring the fact that Jaejoong’s pretty tall, of course. *casually reblogs,
oomarilliaoo: And another Eremika drawing from me <3 its actually a picture request from a friend from me XD I hope you like it pervjessi! *w*
snknews: Shingeki no Kyojin Season 3 Part 2 Ending: “Name of Love” by Cinema Staff The full TV version of the SnK Season 3 Part 2 ending, “Name of Love” by Cinema Staff! Note: There is some speculation on whether this is the actual ED visual
eschergirls: olgaulanova: americanninjax: isaia: mybodythehandgrenade: brinconvenient: gailsimone: chrishaley: Done and done. (Not pictured: “Butt window”, but trust me, it’s there.) You have no idea how much this cheered me up just now.
kimoida: idk a lot of this is probably obvious, but no one told me so…
sapphics: sapphics: hey wanna hear a sentence that you’ll either have no idea what it means or you’ll hate me for making me remind you of it draw a circle that’s the earth
tomblr-in-action: the-american-spartan: a-actual-prince: anti-sjw-pro-luxray: your-fave-asshole: tomblr-in-action: As I guy I can tell you that a breeze going up my pants will make me hard. My girlfriend can just slap my dick back and forth between
aluox: blood-mages-anonymous: x-the-fault-in-our-scars-x: aluox: I don’t understand why but I really hate this shade of blue God it’s actually making me uncomfortable No I am uncomfortable. As a color deficient person I almost never see the
loosescrewslefty: powerpuff-save-the-day: Powerpuff Girls was actually a show about a group of small children crushing the patriarchy and no one will convince me otherwise Anyone who tries to convince you otherwise obviously wasn’t watching the same
omgtsn: highnoonhex: mistahgrundy: kat-reverie: omgtsn: a masterpost fUVK HSDGUJWKEG i love this SPOOPY BUS This is actually pissing me off. It has begun to ruin halloween for me knowing people don’t spell check. Things are massed
tanetaneisland: i submitted this image as my senior baby picture and they just put it in the slideshow. nobody questioned whether or not this is actually a genuine photo of me or not. when im dead i hope everybody remembers me as this horrifying little
megdaline: When I was in 3rd grade, I said “damn” and the teacher heard me, so I told her I was doing a project on beavers, but I kind of freaked out that she would find out I was lying, so I actually made a diorama about a beaver dam just so no
tears-inthe-rain: fuck-me-on-the-wild-side: Me explaining my music taste to my friends I would actually wanna listen to this lecture
bl0ggingqueen: i dont think anyone really understands how much compliments actually mean to me like i usually brush them off with a joke and a quick “thank you” but really i remember compliments for forever so if youve ever complimented me or done
captainkirkmccoy: chaffeebicknell: thebutterflysgrave: am I sick from anxiety or am I actually physically ill? a memoir by me am i lazy or horribly depressed: the sequel does everyone hate me or am I just very insecure: the completion of the trilogy
jkellemn0p: I actually really love it when someone remembers small details and quirks about me or addresses me by my name at unexpected times like at the end of a sentence and I don’t know why but I just really, really do.
hotdaughter:choke me not sexually like actually kill me
foxnewsofficial: someone just sent me a message saying there’s an okcupid account catfishing with my selfies to find a sugar daddy but i had to tell them that’s actually really me
An old picture of me with long hair that I don’t actually hate.
My boyfriend hates me
portal-owls: dlgr: War kills people from the inside out sometimes. In war, there are no unwounded soldiers. ;_; This makes me so mad. Being in a war with no actual real reason…
The man glanced at me, a smile on his lips. “No, actually, she’s been very helpful. Very thorough, in fact. I’m perfectly happy with her customer service.” He turned his back on Mr. Madison. My boss shot me a look, shrugged, and then walked into
thesolitaryfaery replied to your post “someone buy me shit from aesop skin care my body craves it ” I WOULD IF I WAS’T BROKE ;_; BABY GIRL NO YOUR LOVE IS ENOUGH FOR ME ;u;
fluerly: im actually really afraid that no one will fall in love with me
fairyneko:it’s been long enough i guess.(they/them) My actual angel.
give-me-love-loved: I can’t believe that this is stop-motion. I CAN’T UNDERSTAND FUCKING STOP-MOTION THOSE FINGERS SHOULD FALL RIGHT OFF BUT NO THEY SUPPORT THEMSELVES BEAUTIFULLY WHAT THE ACTUALLY FUCK STOP MOTION Like this film is as old
story of my suitor and how I am actually probably creepier than him so, her high, holy, coolness (ME) went to chipotle today to get a tasty burrito. I took it outside to eat with my lovely friend and there was an employee who was just kinda standing
”To me, what hurts me, is the fact that you are told all the times: “we are equal” like “I don’t know what is your deal” like “what is your fucking issue with this or with that?” but then you realize: no, actually we are not! You are getting
andrvw: no HOmo dude but let me feel your dick dude No homo just the tip bro
closetalkers: “To me, what hurts me, is the fact that you are told all the times: “we are equal” like “I don’t know what is your deal” like “what is your fucking issue with this or with that?” but then you realize: no, actually we
i-would-die-just-to-live: So I took a picture like this a while back. It has over 12k notes and no one believes it’s actually me. BUT HI I DYED MY HAIR BACK AND TOOK A PICTURE EXACTLY LIKE IT. YES HI THIS IS ME I AM REAL
make-me-scream-baby: deenme: kowboe9: h-g-g: deenme: no words… want I wod of involved the whip cream lol actually it did get involved later in the scene HOLY FUCK…. I want this…
radiohemmings: im gay for pay actually im gay for free but if you want to pay me like im not gonna say no
time-traveling-unicorns: aradiampregido: commentwolves: Submitted by Sharkapalooza literally me pretty much me
an adam from yesterday.no referenced used, bc i was a lazy piece of shit and it was like almost midnight
