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makingrealalphas: “Why no company want to accept me?” He said, without realizing that what he saw in the mirror and how he actually looked like just didn’t match anymore. He still sees himself as the dapper, goody-two-shoes, 27 years old with thick
krash-zone: no-lasko: My half of a trade with a friend and probably the most ridiculous/dirtiest thing I’ve ever drawn in my life… turned out nice though. Turned out great, actually! :D Those proportions speak to me.
courttweekes:i literally have no problem texting first as long as u make me feel like u actually wanna talk
astronauticall: Me going through the protest tag so I can see all the memes with no intention of actually logging off
terrible-wolf: hatta-hare: myrcellastarks: follow for more bitterness Thanks Jan you know what kills me? that deucalion actually seemed way more fucking remorseful than the fucktard twins AND HE DROVE THAT TRAIN OF DEATH HELLO so no fuck them forever
mellow-sleep: aluox: blood-mages-anonymous: x-the-fault-in-our-scars-x: aluox: I don’t understand why but I really hate this shade of blue God it’s actually making me uncomfortable No I am uncomfortable. As a color deficient person I almost
ruthlessamor:ayellowbirds: punishandenslavesuckers: There is a real actual Spiderman comic where he pretends this is his power and the bad guys drop their weapons and give up. XD And it makes me happy. Here it is: No one can ever say spiderman
hvlth-gxth: pizzaotter: dracumon: fencehopping: Water sprayed with a hydrophobic aerogel “hydrophobic” so yall just gonna reblog this bigoted ass post?? with no criticism??? wow :/ The thing is some people on this website actually made me question
primordialsandstonedevice: space just doesnt even mean anything. like i cant actually even fucking understand how big the sun itself is. this is just concepts to me at this point. nothing means anything. life is a game and there are no rules
babylonian: doyouhearthunder: kinkshamer69: 6 years later and avatar (the james cameron movie) is still completely incomprehensible to me. like you’ve got the highest grossing film in recent history and no one actually enjoyed it beyond “eh. it
Suggest stuff!Hey homies! Use the “ask” feature to suggest videos for many vids to me! I’ll pick a top couple of options and survey everyone in a poll. How to get your suggestion picked? Choose something I would actually do. No penetration. Be respectful
disneykin: does anyone actually track their periods because i dont im too lazy and its just like this really terrible surprise that i dont want every month and me trying to convince myself that theres no way its been 4 weeks already
samaraweaving: In movies, love is always about the big moments. Grand speeches made in front of everyone, “marry me” written on the Jumbotron. But maybe love is actually about the moments when you think no one is watching. To All the Boys: Always
moves-like-jagger: Seth from misfits (Matthew McNulty) actually makes me wet. No joke.
bustyexpansions: “Damn they’re getting too big. I can’t even button up this jacket anymore. Can we pull over? The road is so bumpy and it’s making my tits jiggly too much. No it doesn’t hurt…It’s actually turning me on. Hopefully we
ruthlessamor: ayellowbirds: punishandenslavesuckers: There is a real actual Spiderman comic where he pretends this is his power and the bad guys drop their weapons and give up. XD And it makes me happy. Here it is: No one can ever say spiderman
loosescrewslefty: powerpuff-save-the-day: Powerpuff Girls was actually a show about a group of small children crushing the patriarchy and no one will convince me otherwise Anyone who tries to convince you otherwise obviously wasn’t watching the same
fluerly: im actually really afraid that no one will fall in love with me
loosescrewslefty: powerpuff-save-the-day: Powerpuff Girls was actually a show about a group of small children crushing the patriarchy and no one will convince me otherwise Anyone who tries to convince you otherwise obviously wasn’t watching the
faunwood: novacaineandabelle: dazed-unfazed: crilbyte: Oh shit. No. Shit. Thank you Just gonna reblog this out of gratitude because I actually did forget… Fffffffff let me get right on that. and then reblog for the next forgetful son of a bitch
tfw the artist you made fanart for reblogs other peoples fanart instantly but only likes yours then ignores it
kuropin: Hey can anyone tell me why tumblr screams now. it legit autoplays a man screaming when i’m on it. I actually know what this video is but i have no clue why it autoplays it for you
kingsman-thegoldencircle: nikk-mayson: all those tellin’ me to cosplay jesse mccree or that im their headcanon mccree thank 4 ur support and here is a gift ps- i have no money for actual costume oops Did you know my bff is McCree!??? Like wow
targuzzler: mstiecourse: targuzzler: count dooku on his bike should have been a playable character in crazy frog racer, a game that actually exists @targuzzler reminded me of today’s holiday oh no
You’d think people would bury the fucking hatchet for one month a year but no y’all are still pissing around with your shitty ace discourse and ruining the first day of pride month for me so could y’all shut the actual fuck up and realize the community
discoursegjl: duxwontobey: You’d think people would bury the fucking hatchet for one month a year but no y’all are still pissing around with your shitty ace discourse and ruining the first day of pride month for me so could y’all shut the actual
2dphobic: lunamalfoy7: hypeswap: hypeswap: i dont really… WANT… to leave tumblr. ive been here since 2011 no other platform has the right format for me to just randomly barf actual thoughts, joaks, and genuine creative content all in the same breath.
feististics: brokenly: My life is like a romantic comedy except there’s no romance and It’s just me laughing at my own jokes but actually, this is my life exactly.
lastik1981: This was a long time due.. all my love for the booty and no booty queen love from me? This afront must be corrected! Really love how this one turned out from line, to composition to colouring and shading. The background.. well it actually
musaafer: Stupidest thing ever is this infantilization of patriarchy like, “it’s boys who do those things; a ~~real man~~~ would never be that way” no listen to me, it is not little boys who crack jokes that make up patriarchy but actual grown-ass
ninjagiry: nicoception: this was the saddest shit i’ve ever seen. no like were we actually supposed to think this was funny as kids? Because it messed me up for like a week. That dog legitimately thought his friend got BAKED INTO COOKIES WHAT IS
lebritanyarmor: 3badmonalisas: lebritanyarmor: 3badmonalisas: lebritanyarmor: 3badmonalisas: lebritanyarmor: i got wayyy too much ass 🤗 But can’t take no dick you have to be the only man on here that actually makes me cringe & my inbox
yaddy123: It’s taken me a year but I’m actually curvy as fuck now!!!! Soooo happy!! ☺️ Damn just look at you curves in all the right places no wonder your soo happy :)
faieryblossom: I have literally no clue when I’m gonna ever actually wear this, but it’s fun to own. (Ty to whoever bought me this off my wishlist ily 💕✨).
spejoku: im drawin and actually being productive for once and let me tell you i need to practice costumes. Brioche is my favorite character to draw in this story but im still not sold on the weird singlet/shorts outfit no matter how easy it is to draw.
optimysticals: faunwood: novacaineandabelle: dazed-unfazed: crilbyte: Oh shit. No. Shit. Thank you Just gonna reblog this out of gratitude because I actually did forget… Fffffffff let me get right on that. and then reblog for the next forgetful
hale-to-the-gay: thelibrarina: tsreena: baby: *incomprehensible babbling* me: WHAT!? really??? no way :0 This is actually really good for babies’ brain development. You’re laying the groundwork for conversation, teaching them through example
relishboi: svt-seokhoon-17: relishboi: no artstyle can be as bad as this abomination Have you not met 12 to 14 year olds on Tumblr are you listening to yourself? are you actually seriously saying this to me right now? ok so youre saying some kids
broadwaytheanimatedseries: wessasaurus-rex: loosescrewslefty: powerpuff-save-the-day: Powerpuff Girls was actually a show about a group of small children crushing the patriarchy and no one will convince me otherwise Anyone who tries to convince you
socialistexan:waywardtravelerfart:prettykikimora:Uhhh excuse me? Does this apply to Texas too?No! You actually can’t pick more than one candidate in Texas. Nevada is a caucus, like Iowa, so any unviable candidate has their votes redistributed to
wheatlev:SpongeBob: You played me like a fiddle!Plankton: Oh no, SpongeBob. Fiddles are actually difficult to play. I played you like the cheap kazoo you are.
joeyclaire:hedronalignment:imhereformysciencefriends:just-watch-me-hachiko:joeyclaire:joeyclaire:steven is a really funny character actually. he never went to school. one of his powers is astral projection for no real reason. hes a musical prodigy. he
keepcalmandsuperwholock: uctwerkeley: slimewizard: never not reblog And then there’s good ol’ America This actually makes me so angry. The truth is right here and people see it and brush it aside. We really could make things better. But no, America
So many people are so focused on the elegance of their blog when no one actually gives a fuck. Like as long you post shit I like, that’s fine by me
0v3rthrown: fredstrobe: There’s no more romantic cute guys out there . All guys that I know now just want sex . I actually want a guy that wants to get to know me .a guy that wants to know my favorite food. Hobbies . Color . Wants to know how tall
nerdyleckisarchive:no but actually my favorite thing is when people tag me in things they think i would like
primordialsandstonedevice:space just doesnt even mean anything. like i cant actually even understand how big the sun itself is. this is just concepts to me at this point. nothing means anything. life is a game and there are no rules
xxxvii-e: beyhive1992: This actually made me laugh out loud But, can I risk it….? No clearly.
geodude: africanaquarian: mitchieshellychel: nevaehtyler: flacid-invader: lifesustainingmeasures: nevaehtyler: The government learned NOTHING Nah, we just have prime examples of how they just don’t care about brown or black people. 1. Puerto
courtneyweekes: i literally have no problem texting first as long as u make me feel like u actually wanna talk
hippiee: no offense to me or anything but what the fuck am i actually doing
honeychaigoddess: xxxvii-e: beyhive1992: This actually made me laugh out loud But, can I risk it….? No clearly. This really doesn’t happen
colombirican: biggdaddishouse: lovecurvygurls: Lets stop all this fakery in 2012. Real asses only. No photoshopped stuff Damn, that makes a big ass difference. OMG I actually fell for this 1, I was in-love now heart-broken, WTF….got me good~Sexy
