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skellydun: cyberstripper: skellydun: I had a dream Donald Trump was chasing me down a long narrow hallway while repeatedly yelling the word ‘moist’. no u didn’t right yeah sorry it was actually you chasing me down a long narrow hallway while
rickeyhen: sonbolmann: gorgar13: being-submissive: seeing women like this, on peoples blogs have made me realize that men may actually want me. You have no earthly idea how much I want you MisszMelo Damn
one-lastmiracle: intangible-rice: When I was 17 my appendix ruptured because I thought I was just having period cramps and didn’t go to the hospital so don’t tell me PMS symptoms are no big deal this actually happened to me during my math final
I hate when ppl say well cant you look at your children and see the desire to live? No i cant. Actually it makes me realize that without me, she is better off. She can have someone who is devoted to her and not weighed down by depression and suicidal
longliveleelee: This inspires me seeing stories like this. I’ve actually had a bitch(no better word to describe her) tell me that I would just be another statistic living off the government. I’m 22 and will be bringing a newborn baby girl in this
princessveroni: my sexuality is ‘people tell me im cute but no one actually wants to smooch me wtf is wrong with you assholes’
peraltiaago: me, with someone I have no interest in: lighthearted witty banter, often perceived by others as flirting. me, with someone I’m interested in/actually trying to flirt with:
triceracroptops:actual thing that happened: starbucks dude: can I have your name? me: claire. starbucks dude: that’s a pretty name. do you have a number to go with it? me, as I visibly text: no, I don’t own a phone.
crescentdf: In fact , Sans actually forgot that thing atm XD( Don’t ask me why plz ( It’s my first time to make a gif …So forgive me for those fast flashing words(´・ω・`)…….no words version(´・ω・`)
erikuto: innocent-gamer-shun: erikuto: wulphire replied to your post: You really like Nichijou, don’t you? NO WATCH KILL ME BABY NOBODY HAS TIME FOR THAT Actually I don’t have my dad’s phone so I can’t OBEY HIMKILL ME BABY IS REALLY GOOD
thunderupton:I have a massive fear that no one actually likes me, rather everyone is just politely tolerating me hoping I leave them alone
hotfattygirl: pardonmewhileipanic: transmariahcarey: Me i actually screamed i don’t know a lot about cars but OMG NO this is 100% me.
maxeengreen: A little video of me getting dressed for the day… freshly out of the shower. I had no idea my computer camera was on… it’s actually kinda funny. You can see me thinking and deciding on certain parts of my outfit. It’s cute to see
lolimreallygay:triceracroptops:actual thing that happened:starbucks dude: can I have your name?me: claire.starbucks dude: that’s a pretty name. do you have a number to go with it?me, as I visibly text: no, I don’t own a phone.iconic
lolimreallygay: triceracroptops: actual thing that happened: starbucks dude: can I have your name?me: claire.starbucks dude: that’s a pretty name. do you have a number to go with it?me, as I visibly text: no, I don’t own a phone. iconic
alittlecheesy: youjokebut: gamer: did you play this game as a kid me: no gamer: i must be way older than u me: actually i was just poor Thank you for this
shyuktv: sissyalicelovesbigcock: Wait…is this why Sir says I can’t resist it?!?! Why no matter how much I try to resist it his big cock is going to end up inside me? Why he, perhaps, actually wants me to resist?It can’t be true…I’m not going
thunderupton: I have a massive fear that no one actually likes me, rather everyone is just politely tolerating me hoping I leave them alone
conceptgay: me: humanity is awful i can’t believe this there is no goodness or love me: life is ok actually and i have a reason to live
damnnofandom: heyitstcj: deadpoolsbitch: Everybody is freaking out about Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared but no one seems to be mentioning Pencil Face WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DOn’T tOUCH mE
ifmommyonlyknew: This is no fake, guys - this is actually my 40 year old son fucking me, his 60 year old Mom! Damn, I love it when he pounds me like this. What an amazing submit! Lucky bastard going balls deep in his own mother. Wow. Please submit
feministperalta: me, with someone I have no interest in: lighthearted witty banter, often perceived by others as flirting. me, with someone I’m interested in/actually trying to flirt with:
caitluffs: finals that is actually a lot like me. notice the smile on spongebob’s face despite all the crying. yep, that’s me. crying one minute, laughing like there is no tomorrow an hour later, and back to crying. yep.
triceracroptops: actual thing that happened:starbucks dude: can I have your name?me: claire.starbucks dude: that’s a pretty name. do you have a number to go with it?me, as I visibly text: no, I don’t own a phone.
el-loco-mundo-del-dancho: soyuncharizard: linda-colmenares-se-feliz: Casa que marcaron mi infancia (sin contar las que se me olvido colocar) pos.. ahí veo caricaturas bastante actuales y otras bastante viejas.. algo no me cuadra ^toda la razon…algo
coastale: daisifyed: craized: this generally hurts because i know it’s never happened omg crying this actually sucks, because i know that no one has the time to think this about me they’re too busy judging other things about me. Wow my life sucks
nurselisainohio: starlight-seeker: askwattson: twigscrossing: hazelia-crossing: papycrossing: a thank you from Isabelle<3 This comic made me so happy. I actually nearly cried no joke I’m crying Adorable!! Forgive me if y'all have already
youtuber-be-kidding-me: lorraina-bear: I’m glad this is relevant again. he is actually the cutest thing ever no one argue with me
asklelemonylenny: askfiercedeity: temple-of-time: pretty much sums up everything. ((excuse me as i reblog stuff i find on my dash that relates to my life)) ….No one has ever actually told me to go make them a sandwich. o-o -Lemony Lenny
silver-tongues-blog: anakintrashblog: no but this actually makes me laugh so hard?? like can you imagine?? Lightsabers just… aren’t naturally “vrrrsh” enough for me when you swing them. that’s why I add the noise. That’s why I add the
maggiekarp2:seasonallydefective: for-abused-kids: Just Abused Kid ThingsThinking you’re gonna die before you’re 25 for no real reason Me when I somehow made it to 18: shockedPikachu.png the sudden violent certainty of death actually helped me
oxyjenn:i have this Huge Fear™ that no one will ever actually want me or love me.
lolimreallygay: triceracroptops:actual thing that happened:starbucks dude: can I have your name?me: claire.starbucks dude: that’s a pretty name. do you have a number to go with it?me, as I visibly text: no, I don’t own a phone. iconic
Paint tool sai just expired on me (I had no idea what the expiration date was) and I have a commission due right now that I can’t get to the person that already paid for it because of this and sai costs almost โ are you actually shitting me right
pyropeass: theendis-nigh: thunderupton: I have a massive fear that no one actually likes me, rather everyone is just politely tolerating me hoping I leave them alone THIS. THIS. FUCK. I FEEL THIS TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH
aspdedede: Me: y'know I’ve actually really enjoyed being completely alone and having no friends or anyone to worry about. Me, 5 minutes later: nevermind nobody is validating my existence
xrayeyesblue: thrilledbytease: “There’s actually NO REASON for me to make him get dressed like this. I just make him do it because he’s pretty much a prick at work.” xrayeyesblue: Want to know more? Check me out on FetLife: xrayeyesblue Want
wilwheaton: Democrats tried to put language into the CARES act that would have prevented this. Republicans refused.Tell me again how there’s no difference between the parties.Actually, don’t tell me that. We all know it isn’t true.
