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bigandlong: Me and my fiancée blooper take, follow this beautiful and amazing human being ol-dirtydiamond. His blog is dope as shit.
perfvert: xenzii: I was at Barnes and Noble today and saw this…then immediately thought of Sebastian. i read that as ‘ruining the home’ but then that would be written by grell
guccimanesbartchain: foureyedshawty: foureyedshawty: Tell me this shit ain’t clean as fuck g Never in the history of high top fades have I EVER seen one this fucking clean I’m still not over how clean this is dude look like a brand new pencil
moriarty: ianwanda: I think if a murderer wanted to lure me out of my room all they’d have to do is turn off my wifi cause sure as shit I’m gonna go see why it isn’t working touch my wifi you asshole and i wont be the one whos getting murdered
captainamericaisavirgin: blackzephyrus: captainamericaisavirgin: feminism never made me hate men but the reaction to feminism sure as shit did some men* you literally cannot hate people you’ve never met or even heard of. oh MY GOD OH MY GOD OHH
chubby-bunnies: A friend told me I’m “thick as shit” and it was the best compliment ever 😂 21 | USA | 5'1"
strivingking: afrikangyal: icecream-eaterrr: prettyboyshyflizzy: The Greatest This is me as hell oh shit shut em all the fuck UP ✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾 Muhammad Ali is very underrated for what he stood for outside the ring
Ask me stupid shit people. I’m bored as fuck…
choppedcollectorkingdomstuff: bigtimbs: Sexy as shit Hey Stud let me suck that cock and lick those balls !!!!
beer-drinking-queer:Not to sound cocky as shit but I’m a fucking good person with a big heart and I deserve a lot more than the shitty hand that life has dealt me this far
theroguefeminist: c2ndy2c1d: coelasquid: ibelieveinyoumyapollo: lakidaa: that’s suave as shit. Wow Me on my way to steal ur footballer i love sports he just fucking GLIDED in there like homosexual magic carried him there- GLIDED like he
johnisidro: y-okan-deactivated20181210: “Give me the third clap” The mom thought it was her daughter giving her that 3rd clap…little did she know that it was from the closet :D I was scared as shit in the theater lawl
ihartbeat: He told me my dimples were cute… I think I’m bout to give Marlon Da’ panties…. Knowing that I’m gay as shit…
jiahpleasechill: this bitch living in full body ass blackface and y'all tryna tell me some shit about accepting her. this hoe lived her ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE WELL INTO HER ADULT YEARS AS A BLONDE HAIRED BLUE EYED ASS WHITE WOMAN, GETTING ALL THE PERKS
babesbooksandbattles: scdub: babefield: islandgod: africanaquarian: if any of you are bored you could try taking this color oracle assessment. it’s interesting this shit dragged my ass within the first two lines of text, I’m done! me as well
holdonihearsomebodycomin: Kik me; i’m bored as shit! @mikecyclee #kik #bored #messageme #instagramhub (Taken with Instagram) Do it!
honeymp33: Im bi as shit and I cant tell if Im flirting with you or not either sorry: an autobiography by me
blvckpaiiges: margots-robbie: Will Smith Borrowed Money From A Fan For Gas Me as a famous person 😂😂😂 I know I’m not Shit lol
It’s funny. Here in Bing, most people just know me as the freshman business girl, xtax team, does crazy stupid shit and is generally pretty bubbly and confident. It’s really only my core group of friends, about 5 people, who really know my
nothingman: chrssy: womb-raider: Yet another white woman using the struggles of black women in the media as a fucking joke. *rolls eyes* …she was born in South Africa. maintains dual citizenship, she is literally African-American
youngblackandvegan: censoredyetburning: This made me so upset. Italians are racist as shit. So many black football players have to go through this. It’s disgusting.
ladyknucklesinshape: vegbitch: veganstreet: marylily2: fighting-for-animals: —- URGENT PUBLIC APPEAL —— NY BREEDERS PET STORE SOURCE THEIR PUPPIES FROM MILLS. IN JUST A FEW MONTHS, OVER 20 PUPPIES HAVE BEEN REPORTED AS SICK, DYING, OR DEAD.
I look both adorable and sexy as shit right now but no one to appreciate it and still can’t get a guy to talk to me longer than a few days. At least I have my wine and my foodbaby
You guys all suck this is what it has looked like for month
ablackpersonofcolor: sagalstheory: jibril2: sagalstheory: this is so cute me as a dad I’m the son Im so down to do this shit
thesnobbyartsyblog: yeezusquote: Where I’m from the dope boys is the rock stars But they can’t cop cars without seeing cop cars I guess they want us all behind bars - I know it This shit spoke to me as youth.
dumbandpretty: The less your tits move, the more bimbo you are (unless you’re like me and were flat as shit before you got you implants, but that’s another story).
bluetiesandflannelshirts: [BREAKS DOWN UR DOOR] SO LIKE COCKLES IS ADORABLE AS SHIT AND ALL BUT CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TALK TO ME ABOUT FUCKING MISHALECKI [BREATHES HEAVILY]
dancy-fancy: blameitonthesilence: the-fandoms-are-cool: rose-9-10: They have looks of sheer terror on their faces right before they fall DON’T YOU DARE TRY TO TELL ME YOU’RE NOT FUCKING TERRIFIED AS SHIT RIGHT BEFORE YOU FALL OFF THE BED i
fearthemeat: My wedding day *wife says long romantic speech* me: i mean… u thick as shit so..
goopfacts: crsbbq: This needs to be the universal standard pride flag for me as i kick the shit out of peoples trashcans
the-frog-emoji-is-ugly-as-shit:fuckyeahthegoodplace:sketiana:if i was the joker id just get a restraining order on batman and superman whataere they gonna do? break the law? then theyre no better than me, a cold blooded murderer. and this would 100% work,
shrexy: goblinboy: shrexy: im tired as shit but i got the giggles Ur Miguel from road to el dorado if he had dark hair what the fuck. thats gotta be the nicest thing anyone’s ever said about me
teapotsubtext: me as a journalist: HOLY SHIT Things Are Fuck
first upload worked finally so here’s more of me fucking shit up as junky boiiii
paper-mario-wiki: paper-mario-wiki: paper-mario-wiki: paper-mario-wiki: horses are dumb as shit. never get a horse. me too bitch and i know from personal experience of years raising, maintaining, shoeing, and even having my siblings showing horses
thelustiestargonianmaid:thelustiestargonianmaid:I bet seeds taste so fucking good to a bird My younger sister asked me about my popular tumblr posts and I showed her this one and she said “wow people on tumblr must be stupid as shit”
jasdavi: Gary & Pit Part 5Read: Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4Now shit’s getting serious :’DCan’t believe I managed to draw so much the last two days.I hope you enjoy this part and don’t think of me as a creep now haha.Comics just need
jasdavi: jasdavi: Gary & Pit Part 5Read: Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4Now shit’s getting serious :’DCan’t believe I managed to draw so much the last two days.I hope you enjoy this part and don’t think of me as a creep now haha.Comics
popokko: i love people who are incredibly book smart but otherwise stupid as shit. i have a friend who got a 4.0 in college but had to ask me if there were calories in soap
sevyeire: saamward: rckrbelle: Oh, hello.. Oh hi, you startled me. You smell nice. Cute. Am I really the only person that thinks this is creepy as shit in the beginning with the whole eye thing?
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a cute study abroad story from my history teacher
daddys-bratt: dollymyfolly: I’m the type of person who holds on to ticket stubs and photos and presses flowers but never puts them into a scrapbook I just have them scattered everywhere which brilliantly illustrates how I’m a sentimental piece of
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