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guoh-art: microsoft I think you should strongly consider hiring me as a concept artist for Halo ODST 2 I think I can bring a lot of cool ideas to the table on where to take the series next I’d take this over the shit called Halo 5 any day.
How cute. The irony is tearing me up inside.
Happy people everywhere do me a favour and shove your happiness in the nearest black hole or take it as far away from me as possible
Sometimes I wonder why I do this. This guy had the nerve to try to claim me as his plaything while trying to explain it off as paranoia that I was catfishing you all and really I’m a Japanese man. Now apart from that being offensive to the Japanese
kasunshine: jesseshimada: jesseshimada: overwatch no mercy run numbani defense. me as zenyatta, and 5 lucios; 2 on speed, 3 on heal. they just ran around and spammed their boosts to keep me alive and mobile. they also stayed hidden in the little
dreamsuggestion: concept: someone wanting me as much as i want them
captaiinunderpants: officialdevenken: thetrippytrip: Cardi B ending homophobia Facts 💯💁🏽♂️ Me As Shit !!!!
nicolezai: if we’re texting and my attitude all of a sudden changes to dry text, it means i saw some shit i didn’t like and i will let you figure it out on your own
arabellashigh: drunkenlyhere: I’m cute as shit AND I’m a good kisser why would anyone not want to make our with me ME RN
fish-dinner-connoisseur: me as shit
Hey hey if you have Snapchat on your phoney phone add me as tybaar
babelstrudel: fili’s dangling moustachebraids are distracting as shit i feel you kittycat
goddess-of-mischief-from-221b: girl scouts take no shit
poisontypecosplay:i still have to get the posed ones from my friend but here are some cute beach candids of me as yasuho and @transaizawa as magnus in the jjba/taz crossover everyone’s been waiting for
arts-o:its me, mr gay man
h0lyhandgrenade: More Erasermic because I love these lads and I’m having fun! This one started as me almost being about to write something romantic, but then… This happened instead. I guess that’s just my nature.
gravityeyelids:valiantraven:padmaynaberrie: moonlandingwasfaked: papajohnpizzas: when are we gonna get a superhero movie where the main characters just ugly as shit, just a fucking neanderthal looking guy doctor strange
ohgodwhoseroomsarethese: somequeershit: keep-calm-and-disney-on: Or, “How You Know You Are In An Abusive Relationship 101” My mom absolutely refused to let me see this movie and once I actually saw it, i saw why That’s the most chilling possible
babesbooksandbattles: scdub: babefield: islandgod: africanaquarian: if any of you are bored you could try taking this color oracle assessment. it’s interesting this shit dragged my ass within the first two lines of text, I’m done! me as well
smidgetz: jiahpleasechill: mmmsexplease: deezatliennutz: jiahpleasechill: this bitch living in full body ass blackface and y'all tryna tell me some shit about accepting her. this hoe lived her ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE WELL INTO HER ADULT YEARS AS A
chubbygirlindreamland: As a Beyoncé I love you, but can I please get formation on iTunes. I ain’t downloading tidal👿 I don’t stream. So they need to let me own shit or I’m downloading it some other way.
lumos5001: etherealgyal: America was never great. this pleases me greatly Is the Home Depot reply real? If so that’s dope as shit.
ida-b-wells-b-whippin-yo-ass: dynastylnoire: wade-wilsons: Viola Davis on being Facebook friends with her childhood bullies. Same Hahaha, she is too real. I do the same. exact. shit.“Oh, I see you ain’t hit that glo’ up yet…”
popokko: popokko: i love people who are incredibly book smart but otherwise stupid as shit. i have a friend who got a 4.0 in college but had to ask me if there were calories in soap ok i apparently wasn’t clear enough with how stupid this question
crimson-sun: gamersecrets: [Final Fantasy] I didn’t submit this, but I might as well have. Sing it, fellow Hojo fans!
So I got some free headshots done at work late week and I realize that this mustache makes me look like someone that would be on a “if you see this man, report him” poster.
andioyu: Me: aw how sweet all the cats in this house run up to me as soon as i enter the roo- wait a second they just want to be fed also one of them vomited on the carpet just now 🙀😿😹
cosmic-witch:that mental illness feel where you’re tired as shit but you wanna stay awake as long as possible for some ungodly reason
nebraskaswole: lusciouv: Sucking on a boys fingers is powerful as hell Dammit dont do this to me
gingeyy: Took a billion sleepy snapchats This kid is amazingly adorkable. Gonna miss the shit out of him these next few months :(
no: mercedesbenzodiazepine: I’m Whitney both are me
elijvhx: Me: *carries my phone with me everywhere in the house even though nobody is texting me*
jaxxgarcia: Me when cute women give me compliments 😩
jupiteradepts: me giving affection: oh man i really hope im not like overstepping my boundaries here. what if i make them uncomfortable? do they feel obligated to say thank you? am i going too far and scaring them? what if i’m annoying? me receiving
qstronaut: me: *says the vaguest most incoherent shit ever* me: you know what i mean :/
oumazoo: me: [remembers some Really Cool People follow me] shit.. i’m acting like a Fool… [continues to act like a fool.]
phireside: me: i’m not like other girls. other girls are ethereal creatures of magic and i am a piece of shit
non-binaryroot: me: I fucking hate myself, I’m a piece of shit fictional character: *reminds me of me in a lot of ways* me: THIS CHARACTER IS PRECIOUS AND I WILL DEFEND THEM WITH MY LIFE
osirisingold: trinathewolf: kyleehenke: its the simple things in life unmute this holy shit If I showed my girlfriend this our baby would be out and we could leave the hospital , I almost pissed lol
godboi: Me: I hate corny shit *sees something corny* Me: *blushing* I….hate…corny..shit…
mangohalwa: me about me: is she okay
comedianthrax: scaliepost-generator: Inflation is honestly the strangest shit. Like someone rn is thinking of getting blown up like a balloon and they’ve got a boner. i thought this was about economics at first and that second sentence hit me like
cosmicwitchcraft: me casting evil spirits out of me home “ get the fuck you you fucking pieces of shit I did not ask for you * waves incense* this smells so good get the fuck out”
demonshauntingcomputers: New wave. Stupidgoth. Don’t care about existentialism or any ‘thinking’ shit we ain’t chumps!! Wear black cus I like it no concept behind it I look good that’s it. Don’t know math either
girldagger: me: god i love paranormal shit and urban legends me, after indulging in aforementioned content:
lintott: no one ever likes me as much as i like them
suchtnachliebe: all i want is someone who wants me as much as i want them
rielisms: “Graves of dead leaves Drowned my feet as I walk; But there’s no way, I will let you see that. You have seen enough Of my frowns and tears, To see that I am far From summer and spring. My sadness and cries, Has failed me as a human being.
my brother is big as shit and i hate it. my babyyyyyyyy.
beyonce-huxtable: I’m playing in my first show on Halloween (crow hop as crow doubt). I’m so nervous I might puke. But I’m also very excited. This show is gonna be fun as shit. It’s gonna be ~historic~.
fitzefitcher: daggerpen: monicalewinsky1996: Trigger warning: Breakfast Holy shit. reasons why we don’t make fun of seemingly odd triggers This made me want to fucking sob
hambaes: if i ever give birth please dont tell me my baby looks just like me within the first 2 months cause i know that newborn look ugly as shit so unless you tryna square up dont speak
My mama furious as fuck and I love it.
I didn’t realize I didn’t have to name my art pieces I’m putting into the show…my friend told me after I came up with dumb as shit names.
virgoassbitch:Nothing is “TMI” for me. I’m nosy as shit. Tell me everything. Spare no detail.
trashg0d: blackpussy-supremeee: rebellesixx: 05-fubu: Me Me as shit Me like shit I’m the ugly
crystalwitches: tbh…….if garnet pulled that ‘for me’ shit on me, not only would i stay at the temple for her, i would chain myself to the temple, i would give her all my money, i would offer my soul to the devil himself for garnet
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![oumazoo: me: [remembers some Really Cool People follow me] shit.. i’m acting like a Fool… [continues to act like a fool.]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/avatar_b726937bdd0b_128.png){kind=avatar}
