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just-shower-thoughts: As a student people used to tell me how stressful “adult working life” is and how being a student was so easy. But today I am way more relaxed since my job has a defined start and end as opposed to the constant guilt of feeling
What I do not understand is people comin to me with fuckin shit constantly on my day off as if I were here with my nametag, walkie, and business casual. Bitch no. You can treat me like the MOD when I am the MOD. Customers I expect to know better and still
kobresias: I was tagged in the selfie game again!!! It’s not a selfie. But it’s a photo of me that I really like. 😎 exploring abandoned shit in the wilderness is my jam. Thanks @thoughts-of-an-x-factor for the tag!! I tag any of you who feel
te-amo-corazon: fonzworthcutlass: ankhpapi: ambitiousfashionstudent: Me as hell lmao *still gets hard* need me one like this tbh boyyyy this me like shit lmfao
pulchregeist replied to your post “Would it really be that hard for you to make another blog for your…” This anon needs to chill the fuck out, holy shit. (it me Dubcon) I think the whole situation is hilarious. “AS A GAY MALE”…
skwidgler: noodlesdare: shadedinmisfit: notdeadbabies: Scary as fuck gummy bear You and me, we’re like brothers. Only closer This last comment is scary as shit and I’m reblogging this because of it …you do realize that it’s a spongebob
idgafwhawha: L-Dub lookin as good as he always did, teasin me N shit aww..miss it, slightly ha what would you do to that ass?
ptrckstmph: as a victim and survivor of child abuse, i think what’s more triggering for me (personally, as every survivor is different and should have their needs considered individually) than seeing depictions of abuse is seeing the opposite.i’m
dragons-and-art: Fuck yeah i’m drawing myself as a fucking dragon from Spyro! 8V Queue me as a Artisan (or Dream Weaver i can’t decide) who likes the nights sky a lot and has an bag with infinite space in it cuz i sure love carrying a lot of shit
vaergamor: If the only thing keeping a person decent is the expectation of divine reward then, brother, that person is a piece of shit. And I’d like to get as many of them out in the open as possible. You gotta get together and tell yourself stories
I call this piece “shit on my existence as a person and think of me as an art dispenser”
laplesbian: pet names during little check ups are so fucking hot. “does that feel good, kitten?” like god yes it does and now i’m even hornier. “do you want it harder, gorgeous?” i want as much as you’re willing to give me, holy shit. “are
beermom:niloiv:beermom: niloiv: every time i see this pic of my parents as muldo and sculls and me as william i slip further into the depths of hell im shitting myself is this real? you were born msr? i wanted to write a really funny caption but the
yugirl-with-dragons: aceyugiohdreamer: seraphedo: Synchro-Dragons, here you have an impression of me as Yami and obfuscatingsusurration as Yusei! x3 Photo is by awesome malabava OH MY JESUS *spits out water* HOLY, FUCKING SHIT
Been having a shitty day and have been on the verge of tears all day for some reason. Came home, called my mother and cried into the phone. Pretty sure she didn’t completely understand me 90% of the time… Now blowing out my eardrums and
hotdominicanmom: yungtylerj: i need a dominican girl so she can curse me out in spanish while rolling her eyes into her skull because i did some stupid shit, all while she makes me some mangu me as hell
actualhansolo: actualhansolo: the difference in benny’s look from the opening cinematic vs his in-game model is fucking hilarious to me holy shit reblog if you think the girl on the right is just as beautiful as the girl on the left <3 <3 <3
Learn Yo Shit
laplesbian:pet names during little check ups are so fucking hot. “does that feel good, kitten?” like god yes it does and now i’m even hornier. “do you want it harder, gorgeous?” i want as much as you’re willing to give me, holy shit. “are
humansofnewyork: He told me he was on his way to a labor law class, so I asked him if he was studying to be a lawyer. He said: “No, I’m an electrician, actually. I just want to have as much knowledge as possible so that I can give good advice to
ace: No one could ever hate me half as much as I don’t care
cosmic-noir: obeytreyyy: highcheekbonesanddarklips: thesequoiaproject: unbottledsecrets: cinnamonappleshawty: cosmic-noir: Can someone tell me WTF “afro conversion” is? Like, what is this? So afros are okay as long as you’re white? God forbid
chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes: ukafrolista:I feel like I have to repost this every week for those who want to tell me‘Its only hair..’ ‘Its not about race..’ ‘You’re over-acting..’ hair is just hair as long as the hair ain’t trying
strugglingtobeheard:queennubian: searchingforknowledge: crackerhell: radicalroy: searchingforknowledge: mantavelous: visual-volume: So, as much as it pains me to say it, I was forced to give in to the very concept I said I wouldn’t allow myself
bussitwideopenuniversity: “If you’ve been hearing about the “riots” or the #purge or the “Warzone” in Baltimore today, this is important context. h/t Jon Berger Sergio España“I want to make this as clear as possible:Step 1: the
jessschultz: girllovesbear: jtotheizzoe: discoverynews: micdotcom: Watch: Bill Nye’s graduation speech was as fiery and inspiring as you’d expect Bill Nye is killing it! Wizard Nye upgrade complete. This is a great message. Makes me
ozzmonism: teacrumps: vickythepixie: mihael5sos: so today i found out that i’m allowed to carry a knife with me to school as long as it’s smaller than 3 ½ inches but i still can’t show my shoulders and if thats not a perfect description of
chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes: whitelivesdontmatter: if you still like chris brown you ugly Jesus fuck me Christ will this dude have to pay for a mistake forever? You people are just as bad as them white people that keep fucking with Michael Vick.
gahhhdamn: swallowthatshit: flowersinmyphro: mayaangelique: rawdoggydog: nolanotsodarling: winter—solstice: Issa husband. whoooooooo the fuckkkkkkkkk. raised this GOD Regular shit. Y'all stay OD'n Because most guys don’t do this. At all.
lagonegirl: white privilege as it is The gag is, she’s acting as what she believes black girls act like, which really fucks me up. Shit is wild.
“I’m ok with gay people, as long as they don’t touch me”
nastyboinyc: It’s me eating Shit out of my ex boyfriends ass! Made this video like 5 years ago and here it is randomly on tumblr. Haha. Please reblog as much as you can!!!
fullten: All these ‘feminists’ can pity me as much as they want, but that shit don’t pay my bills and doesn’t keep food in my fridge, sex work does. Why would I run towards a bunch of stuck up condensing cunts who are honestly so disgusted by
I really fucking hate it when people say shit just to make me sound like an idiot, as if I don’t know what I’m doing.Don’t fucking question me I know what I’m doing.
mynyas: pros to having thick thighs hot as heck easier to crush peoples heads with ppl can use them as pillows (100% more comfortable) WHEN U WEAR SHORTS GOSH DARN UR LEGS LOOK SMOKIN
Sooo story time. I was in a bar fight once. And I cannot confidently say I won’t be in one again. Someone punched my big after the girl was being a bitch and shoving past us and my big dropped a shoulder during it so the girl took it as fight time
So I did a thing
Forever In My Heart.
The signs as things my dad has said to me
zindablake: when will any pop star ever go as hard as everybody knows shit fuck man MY THEME SONG
thekidtheylove: lonniiii: I want somebody to want me as bad as I want them .. I hate that one sided shit …. 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣
nothingtodohereatall: canyoufixthehopeless: sad black and white blog, message me i care and will help you as best as a can, i follow back most Sad and depressed blog, following back similar
a-boy-with-atelophobia: ace: No one could ever hate me half as much as I don’t care Fav
unbears: as long as my bitches love me.
sharpayevons: “At least you love me.” I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away
clxirvoyantt: human: 2030 is as far away as 2000 this makes me panic haha
misterclarkrogers: babydreamgirl: christopherbarnard: @ everyone on here Cuchdjdjxnx the most me as a child but also…. can’t wait to be the mom omg I literally would’ve loved this shit as a kid hahaha I don’t know if I’m more jealous
derpin as hard as i can on my bday.
so i’m sitting here watching parks and rec and look who’s wearing the same shirt as aubrey plaza? me. so that means i’m aubrey plaza. love me.
you-see-emily: GIVEAWAY : 6 fucking cool feminist stickers -reblog as much as you like, MUST BE FOLLOWING, will ship anywhere My friend ordered me a shit-ton of stickers for my birthday, but there’s only so many things a person owns that they can
enchantednights: me: is a needy piece of shit who needs constant reassurance and attention from friends also me: is distant as hell, avoids all social interaction
Why should I feel fucking anoyed by people that are as useless as they treated me like shit?
300 posts go fast when you’re as sexy as me. Or something like that.
CAN PEOPLE STOP FUCKING TAGGING ME AS PRO ANA OR PUTTING ME ON THINSPO BLOGS. IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE COMPLETE SHIT AND IM SO AGAINST PRO ANA. FUCK OFF.
bombing: blog title: fuck you. haha nice. that’s exactly what i want people to see as soon as they click my url. description hmm. ‘i fucking hate you.’ wow blogging is fun. ask title? how about “ask me dumb shit” haha. double nice. everything
imma-creative-lil-shit: fluerly: people never seem to like me as much as i like them How ironic
