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fine ya big babies here you go. for everyone else do dun wanna deal w my shit lmao.
glttrpixie: “I will never do anything that appalls anyone. I will never do anything that anyone’s surprised by. If they like me, they already bought into me as a person. My music is intended for young adults. I write songs about real shit: about
yamujiburo: syn-the-guardian: joseinextdoor: Me as a kid: There’s no way Jessie and James are in their twenties! People have their shit together by then. Me now: Wow okay yeah these broke disasters drowning in debt and picking up part-time gigs
fatterbastard:I want to chain up a pretty, dumb bitch in my house, force her to diet, cook, clean, and serve me. Make her dress up and cosplay for me as I treat her like shit, and satisfying my cock with her body frequently. I need it many times a day.
arandomwhitedude: toriealeksandria: arandomwhitedude: toriealeksandria: beardandall: Is that really real? 100% WHO THE FUCK IS THIS me ryan you’re dumb as shit nah u got a boyfriend you don’t count you’re not real to me
dontwantthenextcommanderiwantyou: cozycryptidcorner: Documentary: And in five billion years, the sun will expand, devouring earth in fire- Seven-year-old me: Documentary: And in five years, the sun will expand, devouring earth in fire-Thirty-year-old
anniephantom: nickboyd: thenextgordonfreeman: Such a clever Easter egg holy shit This is it. This is what finally did me in. This is a real thing. A real Easter egg in the actual movie. I have ascended. Please remember me as I was
ohgodwhatam-i-doing: I like how tumblr recommends normal/non-fetish blogs for me to follow as if I don’t just post piss all day. Ok but mood
Spirit always fucking answers. All you gotta do is ask. It’s incredible. today I was all crying and confused and shit and I put my hands up and was just like “SPIRIT please help me see things clearly. please help me understand why I’m feeling
exposingonlineracists: What white supremacy does: Kills us Imprisons us Made us slaves Keeps us as unequals Had us experimented on Give us less job opportunities Got us sterilized Abuses us Means we are not properly represented in the media Our looks
alittlecheesy: youjokebut: gamer: did you play this game as a kid me: no gamer: i must be way older than u me: actually i was just poor Thank you for this
meganisanartist:Honestly one of the most important things I can say I’ve learned as an artist is that if you feel like you’re really stagnating, that probably means you’re seeing problems in your work that you have never been able to see before,
nisaexploresadhd:adhd is: theres one thing i really want to do right now and i cant, therefore i cant do anything else either
stephiejo90: Ohhhhhhh yesssss….I finally seduced my big brother…and now he is fucking the shit out of me! Soooo good! That’s what my sister said to me, as I fucked her brains out!
sorcererlance: shinyjiggly: yamujiburo: syn-the-guardian: joseinextdoor: Me as a kid: There’s no way Jessie and James are in their twenties! People have their shit together by then. Me now: Wow okay yeah these broke disasters drowning in debt
hambaes:if i ever give birth please dont tell me my baby looks just like me within the first 2 months cause i know that newborn look ugly as shit so unless you tryna square up dont speak
priiincessaurum: because-blackgirls-duh: This is the kind of ingrained racism no one wants to acknowledge exist. This shit just made me tear up. This is what I have to deal with everyday. I’ve had GROWN WHITE MEN move away from me as if I’m some
hambaes: if i ever give birth please dont tell me my baby looks just like me within the first 2 months cause i know that newborn look ugly as shit so unless you tryna square up dont speak
bennemonte: Dynasty Warriors Commission. Grinding.Gfycat / WebmSorry for working slow as shit, life’s been hitting me in the balls lately. Anyway, if you want to inquire into getting a commission done, you can reach me at bennemonte@gmail.com
otpprompts: Imagine Person A dying in front of Person B, and person B being held back by someone else (maybe Person C) as paramedics rush to help Person A and person B keeps crying out “Let go of me! They need me!”
ani-plamo: eytancragg: ani-plamo: toshawtaloud: missveryvery: are you shitting me, you left out the best part. THIS DIDN’T MAKE SENSE TO ME AS A KID AND IT STILL DOESN’T she won’t be having a birthday Isn’t this gundam wing? I’m
oh my god gag gag gag one of these fics that feature reid as a trans man is rossi/reid oh my god i’m so uncomfortable
Is there a mature way to tell someone “Just because we sit near each other during lunch doesn’t mean we’re friends." Or better yet "You make me feel unsafe as a trans and queer person and I’d rather you not try and
rexzayn: Part of me hopes Kylo Ren doesn’t get redeemed. He’s like Darth Vader. Both murdered people they loved in cold blood for no actual reason and yeah, Anakin ends up showing he had light in him but everyone still sees him as the villain he
“I said you’d never take me alive, but you’re sure as shit not taking me dead”
ttotheaffy: momo-deary: sexandpolitics: This particular scene scared the shit out of me as a kid. ALWAYS CREEPED ME OUT. x_x <333333333
also noah fence but do people not realize that there are game modes outside of comp bc i lit had someone say to me when i recently started playing comp and was only in gold go “almost level 600 and still in gold.” like okay first of all, binch, i
dxddyslilwhore:syck-as-hell:I’m not a tamer, but I fucking love brats. They act coy and shit, but I know the game. The prank you pulled, the comment you made, the way you suck your teeth. You want to piss me off. I know it’s all bait, but
blvck-is-a-culture: bvlgari-papi: princesstakenoko: preme-king-kai: Kendrick Lamar holding back the tears as he tried performing “Sing About Me, I’m Dying of Thirst.” They told me he rarely performs this song live, and now I know why. Staples
cartel: I grew up as a “gifted” kid and exceeded in every subject. Now, when I’m stuck on something, I have no idea how to study because I never learned when I was younger. I never developed study habits either and this screwed me up so much in
chisayukizome: tell me again how psychiatric abuse is somehow the same as conversion therapy FUCKING TELL ME AGAIN
solitary-gal: perversions-of-the-mind: Yes please I do this and time myself to see how long before she stops me, which I then use as a guide to determine how successful I will be at acquiring cheeks that night. A full ten seconds and I can just go
asgard1an: justadick: People always ask me to post more videos but i always feel like they’re awkward as shit… so here is me awkwardly fucking the air. well, i’m sold. where do i get one like him?
dreamxxdream: Remember the beach trip “series” that only had one part? I just rediscovered this springles thing I got done before the lazy shit within me got the upper hand and ditched the project. So might as well post it ;v;
there’s a ram dressed as a clown in my animal crossing and its triggering me
chubby-bunnies: A friend told me I’m “thick as shit” and it was the best compliment ever 😂 21 | USA | 5'1" Looks good to me
You know what’s more stressful than possibly living paycheck to paycheck, possibly having to buy a new car, possibly have my father in law drive me home to Colorado? Having my husband not talk to me about any of this shit because it stresses him
mysoulhasgrowndeep-liketherivers: hueva-york: weloveblackgirls: dearesthades: darkislovelyyyy: weloveblackgirls: By mistake Mistake my ass I am literally going to shit. Are you fucking kidding me? Are you fucking kidding me. As a person who has
Missing the apartment with its fab lighting that makes my eyes match the walls
Yeah this was solid selfie lighting today
hambaes: if i ever give birth please dont tell me my baby looks just like me within the first 2 months cause i know that newborn look ugly as shit so unless you tryna square up dont speak Lmao
facelesskinkyblackguyblog: ho-ho-ho-things: facelesskinkyblackguyblog: ho-ho-ho-things: tricky-buttafly: ho-ho-ho-things: the-me-bird: ho-ho-ho-things: the-me-bird: ho-ho-ho-things: theuniversesposts: ho-ho-ho-things: I’m high as shit but
joseinextdoor: Me as a kid: There’s no way Jessie and James are in their twenties! People have their shit together by then. Me now: Wow okay yeah these broke disasters drowning in debt and picking up part-time gigs to supplement the meager pay from
firoivy: sorcererlance: shinyjiggly: yamujiburo: syn-the-guardian: joseinextdoor: Me as a kid: There’s no way Jessie and James are in their twenties! People have their shit together by then. Me now: Wow okay yeah these broke disasters drowning
elfriedeborgia: painequalspleasure: Know those guys that are all about making out in the most gentlest of ways but as soon as their cocks are surrounded by your walls they lose their shit and fuck you like there’s no tomorrow? Gotta fucking love those
so-elegantly-disheveled: My birthday is November 9 DONT REMIND ME My birthday is the same. Lol my parent’s anniversary is in February too so something had to happened then or around Valentines Day.
bittersweet-chemical-clouds: There is never enough meth to keep me as high as I want to be. Shit there’s never enough drugs to do that..
rhinocio can i say that I just love how they first started having feelings for eachother was because they started beating the shit out of one another
Whoever this mercy was that healed me during a 3v1 with a DVA, mercy, and an ulting Genji as I was playing junkrat and helped me WIN THAT SHIT YOURE THE REAM MVP OH MY GOD
jen-iii: Rebecca has such a good grasp of giving people things they never thought they needed like We could be like ‘Oooohhh, I would love it to be this!’ and she’s all like ‘Nonono, what you REALLY want is THIS’ and we’re like ‘Oh shit!!!
i am so going to clean this up later, but i just wanted to get it to you as quick as possible! happy birthday! yoU make me wanna see this moVIE NOW aHAH♥♥♥ thank yOU SO MucH!!!! kissssssss
laplesbian:pet names during little check ups are so fucking hot. “does that feel good, kitten?” like god yes it does and now i’m even hornier. “do you want it harder, gorgeous?” i want as much as you’re willing to give me, holy shit. “are
terriamon: gwynndolin: terriamon: pineapple on pizza discourse is so ugly like no one can win. we’re all losers as long as we live in the reality where its commonplace to put fruit on pizza tomato a fruit blocked But if tomota paste isn’t the
I’m thinking about this anon who messaged me talking shit about the photos I take and post here. I didn’t bother finishing the message as soon as I could see their intentions, but I do know that they referred to my self-portraits in quotation marks.
