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m4lino:High and hot as shit … A bad combination for an exhibitionist like me.
xhubbydontknox: wives-show: xhubbydontknox: As I was doing this I looked back and saw hubby pumping his cock so freakin hard! Lol Me (; Holy shit we have a sexy kinky wife! Go check out her page! I guess my vid stayed up on your reblogs tho! Lol!
renaissanceamazon: Me 3 years ago in Philly. I swear whatever man ends up being my King is going to be lucky. So I’m picky as shit with who that will be…if I ever find him. This Queen likes strong men who compliment her not dudes who try to stop
theroguefeminist: c2ndy2c1d: coelasquid: ibelieveinyoumyapollo: lakidaa: that’s suave as shit. Wow Me on my way to steal ur footballer i love sports he just fucking GLIDED in there like homosexual magic carried him there- GLIDED like he
nikususfm: Cassie’s back to getting dicked. WebM Also, can anyone tell me why uploading gifs through Tumblr is making them slow as shit? It was fine when I linked them through text posts, but those don’t show up on dashboard.
So I feel hella hot in this.
“Throwin’ shit. You’re a fuckin’ toddler, Jaeger.” Thomas spat his words as he turned on his heel, tossing the glove back in Eren’s direction. Eren snatched it out of the air and stood, unfazed - watching him walk
“Well we need to talk, don’t we? Cus you boys…you’ve added quite a bit to ya death count, haven’t you?”Ep 50, The Adventure ZoneADDED TO THE DEATH COUNT NO SHIT I’VE DIED A HUNDRED TIMES OVER THESE TWO ASSHOLES Buy Me Coffee | Commission
notbettynotcool: fuckingprincecaspian: LIP QUIVER. oh my fucking god i actually have never noticed that before and can you really take a look at that fucking subtle as shit lip quiver and tell me there is nothing gay going on between them? Cas is
domnator: Cool as shit, Dad. I’m jerking the cock that made me.
imthewritersway: Ha! Monday started off freak as shit! Woke up wit the wifey riding the dick. She’s too good to me.
Currently resting, as I’m swimming in endorphins. But at least my tattoo artist gave me a rockin’ pink wrapping!
virginandpregnant: sol4rplexus: slutfang: ma-legohouse: ‘Βroken GIFS’ these are the single most terrifying things ive seen on this fucking website This stuff randomly happening in movies used to scare the shit out of me as a child.
now-thats-what-i-call-hentai: Persona, as requested by Anon. (And because I love the shit out of it.) If you like hentai be sure to follow this blog. Has it really been 12 posts since the last porn reblog? My my my…
esuerc: Pictures of me from this year’s Dragon*Con. The first two were professional as shit. Man, they turned out awesome. And, Fran. YOUR GLASSES, GURL. 1 PERCEPTION -1 Charisma No, kidding, you look fabulous.
You are sexy as shit! Let me taste those lips!!!
homura-chu: a quick madohomu doodle. i think its bed time for me.
aloaddeepinsideher: this is hot as shit. that feeling of thumping her cervix with the head of your cock with her legs around you makes me want to cum even harder. ugh. i need that right now.
sansserifaster: maximumpenetration: my parents call and said I had a package waiting for me at home. “I didn’t order anything”, I thought to myself. Oh. #i…………..what date was this post made four hours ago as of now
thisishangingrockcomics: Me: I’m waiting for m'husband to return from war You: I didn’t think he was in the military? Me: *class war, he works a minimum wage retail job, we use bar soap as shampoo
Someone appreciate how fucking fine I am like omg I’m sexy as shit. Like look at me yo like wtf 😳 🤤 I wanna fuck my damn self. U telling me I’m walking around looking this fucking good n nobody got a crush on my bitch ass????
aietala: I seriously just want someone who actually cares. Who would go out of their way for me in seconds. Who stares at me as if I’m the greatest thing in the world when really I’m an annoying shit. Someone that I can just call up and say “I
bambi-tails: this is one of at least 20 photos I compiled for Sean. I bought this bodysuit from H&M and let me tell you it makes me feel sexy as shit. Happy Valentine’s day for next week you beautiful people of tumblr.Sean is one satisfied man.
hambaes:if i ever give birth please dont tell me my baby looks just like me within the first 2 months cause i know that newborn look ugly as shit so unless you tryna square up dont speak
Here, At Last, They Reunite
rexuality: OMG. So I was walking back to my apartment and I heard some footsteps and I turned around and there was this guy running straight for me. I started panicking thinking he wanted to wear my skin as a dress. He gets closer and sees me, looking
my momma twisted my hair for me and put those twistable roller thangs in my hair. my shit’s gonne be FLY tomorrow.
canikon-bokeh: marvydarling: little-sunflowerr: WHAT THE HELL? This is why sex education is important. GOOD sex education covers consent. And people get on me for not wanting a man to pay for me. As a woman this is the shit you have to watch out
My mother has a toxic personality and my dad is her little bitch and she always has to fight me and they both favor my brother above my sister and I and my mom pigeon holes me as a kid who doesn’t know any better and she brings up shit from like two
Tupac Shakur as Ezekeil ‘Spoon’ Whitmore in Gridlock’d “And for me? For me, that shit was like going back to the womb. I never felt such peace. I was home.”
melissaaadgaf: bootyscientist:compliments about my looks are nice, but when people compliment me for my mind or my personality, that shit always means a whole lot more to me THIS YES
my dream basically told me to chill out and quit stressing myself on how others portray me and shit, this wild as fuck bruh cause I really feel like I learned something.
thebuddhistescort: bustnuttington: i never realized how fucked up myself, as a young girl, being with significantly older men was until I reached the age those men were at and saw girls/boys in that younger age range and to me all i saw were children
CAN THINSPO AND PRO ANA BLOGS STOP PUTTING ME ON THEIR DAMN BLOGS, STOP TAGGING ME AS THAT AND STOP STEALING MY SHIT
Just got told I needa pay 500 bucks to fix my car…by my friend who’s giving me a deal. Liiiiikkkeeeee my ass is starting the new year broke as fuck lmao. We got me w no job, tuition busting up my account, plus my car trouble. At least my
virgoassbitch: Nothing is “TMI” for me. I’m nosy as shit. Tell me everything. Spare no detail.
slut-solutions: My husband and his friend both creampied the shit out of me in a tag team this past weekend. Here’s his friend fucking their cum out me as we all started round two 😍😍😍 I just love being a nasty little free use cum dumpster
brokebitchantics:samoanshehulk: Me as a parent Child: mama can I have some of your blanket Me: nah bruh you got a shit ton of yo own Okay but da baby is too cute they could have all da blankets :(
vcr-wolfe: corycat90: forgive me as i have a MOMENT over here bc vinny made The Sinner and i really wanted to draw him so (sorry it’s so late for me so making coherent thought is so tough rn) what the holy shit i cant keep uP WITH ALL OF YOUGEE
queer-apocalypse: 》When all the world is spinning ‘round like a red balloon way up in the clouds and my feet will not stay on the ground you anchor me back down《 Kyoot shit from the last con I attended~ ♡ With me as John and @rosesmaycry
arandomwhitedude: toriealeksandria: arandomwhitedude: toriealeksandria: beardandall: Is that really real? 100% WHO THE FUCK IS THIS me ryan you’re dumb as shit nah u got a boyfriend you don’t count you’re not real to me
kinkyhaired-deity: lochnesie: obloquyeloquent: itsbetterthananal: this vine haunts me Nothing has ever related to me this much Its the holiday seasons so i reblog my fave vine Her eyes got big as shit 😂😂😂
rhinocio, the line ‘So THIS is what they think of fusion!!’ made me IMMEDIATELY think of your fic holy shit I need a minute
calonarang: “I will fight for the place where I’m free, to live together and exist as me!”
kxlance: oh my god i just realized the mall episode could have been a great opportunity to make the paladins dress up as their 80s counterparts??“Coran…where did you get these clothes…?”“They’re fancy..!!”“Pfff I would never wear these
bismuth:holy shit i-………is pearlswap back on the table?? I could be completely and absolutely wrong about this but hear me out:So in the Movie, Spinel is referred to by the Diamonds as ‘Pink’s Little Playmate’ And ‘lost treasure.”
virgoassbitch:Nothing is “TMI” for me. I’m nosy as shit. Tell me everything. Spare no detail.
seamonkey and monochrome as weird kiddies
that post isnt about ship hate lmao…… god.this about people making posts tagging 23453 ships and boasting about their straight ships, as if they’re better than people who ship gay ships aka mostly queer people?? like wow finally queer
petravacastoned: petravacastoned: When you lose a shit ton of followers after reblogging your content ads - WHAT DO YOU GUYS EVEN FOLLOW ME FOR Literally the only reason I have this blog to is advertise MY porn so it makes no sense to me as to why
