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“I have a goal in mind. Yours.” Levi drains his glass, thumps it down on the desk. “As long as you’ve got a good dream of what it’ll be like when we’re all farming and raising cows and shit outside the walls—that’s enough for me.” -
I mean I keep forgetting to post this but I guess now’s as good a time as any. The illustration I did for the Shiganshina Trio Artbook (which you can check out here) Its been so amazing working with these people and I’m let me take this time to formally
smoothlvr40: pradaboiswagg: I finally got caught.. Smfh!! Wanna see me live? Wanna see my xxx vids including me fucking the shit out some ass? Add me on skype ! Skype name - playboi105 Sexy as shit.
“Aw, shit,” I said as my niece deep-throated me. “Does your daddy know you’ve sucked enough cock to be able to do that?” I was mostly joking but the minx just winked at me as she pulled back up. What did that mean??? Had
I want a boy best friend who will call me beautiful, and like my photos on facebook, commenting them saying things such as the fact he's proud to have me as a bestfriend. One that I can call up, crying about other boys, and him saying he'll beat the shit
ftbaljock: Your ability to breathe while getting face fucked is the last thing I care about. Your mouth was designed as a human flesh light and is meant to swallow cock balls deep. Your pleasure means as much to me as dog shit in the yard.
people won’t reblog cuz they don’t want their blog to look as ugly as their heart sheldonopolis:this just breaks my heart. and made me cry. :( i wanna cry poor baby :’(
boneralmighty: So when Mom told me to make her my “fucking bitch”…..I did just that:-) I have to say….I love my Mom for who she is to me….as a “Mom”……BUT…..as a “slut”? Holy shit is she fucking awesome!!!!! I’ve blasted so much
Ok asshole, let me see if I understand you. You spent years in middle and high school making my life hell all because I have an alternative lifestyle, and when I turn out to be hot as shit as an adult, you hunt me down and ask me to come back to your
uglyfatpigtohurt: villainous-cenobite: Ever heard the expression, “happy as a pig in shit” before, cunt? I have, many times over. It always struck me as funny, and I found myself constantly wondering if a pig was truly happiest in shit. I suppose
dement09: Momocon 2019!I just applied as a guest artist for momocon so if you guys want to see me and @rexpinn there let them know at info@momocon.com! Don’t forget to mention the queen @kellykirstein as well! She is also trying to go there as guest
awakeningavalon: babyinthegutter: every time my mood drops, it’s like i can hear everyone around me sigh a silent exasperated sigh of, “not again” i promise that i am just as sick and tired of it as you are This is the realest shit I ever read.
unflirty: lipoil: Me as a lover: always there,remembers dates and details,makes you coffee me as a lover: always SLEEPIN… cant’ remeber SHIT, i WILL forget your name, breakfast is a bowl of monster energy drink adn you have to drink it like an animal
instructor144:daddys-naughty-babygirl20:dressedincotton:He was making me toast late at night. I had not eaten my dinner earlier as I had been feeling unwell but I was starting to feel better and my appetite had returned.I started to whine and complain,
sharpayevons: “At least you love me.” I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away
imawalkingtravestyy: i just want someone to hold my hand and hug me and tell me i’m not as shit as i think i am
people are weird. and about as unpredictable as tornados. but theres a lot of good shit out there, i mean just like wow man, there is so much good shit out there.
Please send any form of hate contact to my ex. It’s petty as shit, but hey. He was the one that tried to help me call a clinic to get help, say it was a chance for us, got the answering machine, then held me as I sat there in frustration, only
issiekay: okay everyone’s all gung-ho about reblogging artists and everything and that is GREAT don’t get me wrong but as an writer, can we get a little love too? If you read our shit on tumblr and liked it? REBLOG IT.Ao3? KUDOS. Hell, really fucking
echidna-the-knuckles: I need someone to draw me a cool pic of Knuckles to use as my icon. Make it as shit as possible.
commanderabutt: crusherccme: my aunt found this for me. as a woman going into engineering, it really speaks to me HOLY SHIT the first time I saw this i read it as “Mom always wanted to marry”
gorewhore6969: She reminds me of me 😍😍👌🏻😳 Well shit you must be hot as shit then ~Chris
[FAN ACC] A fan said: "I feel really sorry for you, to have a fan as ugly as me." (The fan was under a lot of stress so she gained quite a lot of weight recently) Suho replied: "You're pretty now. But if you don't learn to love yourself, even if you are
heartthrobbiest-deactivated2017: “When these things happen I react not as a president, but as a parent.”
oziomathewicked:My Mom used to make fun of my lips cause they’re not as full as everyone else in my family. She’d call me Tweety Bird Lips and talk about how I had white people lips. Everyone would laugh but it was uncomfortable for me and made me
wwwbeautifullensecom: theblacksophisticate: JOE MORTON is and always will be THE SHIT. Papa Pope beasted this monologue, as per usual. Dragged Fitz like a bag of dirty laundry. absofuckinlutely one of my fav actors. the best in this series. Truth!
dreamsinajarcant: galacticspacemermaid: dreamsinajarcant: dandy-boi-ftm: slide-effect: notonyourbarricade: It was a huge disappointment as a child to fall in love with the stars and then find out how much math it requires to get anywhere near them.
jasonptodd: lunaaltare: frogmp3: fakeisace: Moonlight (the film) was as quiet, beautiful, heartbreaking, and healing as actual, ethereal moonlight. Call Me by Your Name was as simple and as profound as those few words shared between lovers, intimate
brattynympho: big-sugar: Me as a kid: can we go to mcdonalds. Parents: no I don’t have money for that shit. parent: you should buy me lunch. Me as an adult: I don’t have money for both of us to eat. Parent: wooooow you that stingy you can’t
I contacted Neutrogena because of the negative effect it had on my face and they gave me a number to call next week. I hope they don’t think I’m making this shit up or anything. As soon as I got the reply my first instinct was to tell them
baby-make-it-hurt: midnight-sun-rising: theblackdelegate: trebled-negrita-princess: why don’t people understand this Society is superficial as shit. LET ME LIVE IN PEACE WITH MY 5. SHES A DIME IN MY EYES NIGGA This is so true. As long as your
sreegs:sreegs:As the staff post about ad-free tumblr continues to get thousands of notes telling staff to fuck off in the tags, I wanna remind you that this website’s days are numbered. Tumblr is still unprofitable and by some modern-day miracle
I want a boy bestfriend who will call me beautiful, and like my photos on facebook, commenting them saying things such as the fact he's proud to have me as a bestfriend. One that I can call up, crying about other boys, and him saying he'll beat the shit
princessleiazy: nurdrevenge: 4gifs: Cat destroys roof at Olympic arena. [video] Me as a cat. I like that the cat goes in a circle like “oh shit oh shit oh shit” then runs off
oh-so-overflown: elreyputo: theshitneyspears: this gave me TRAUMATIC flashbacks sksk This is like Every mean girl I ever meet coming together in my subconscious I didn’t think this would hit me as hard as it did. Shit.
I will get the extra class I need to be full time this semester. I will be enrolled in a fourth class. I will have a great schedule that will not stress me out. I will get this class as soon as fucking possible.
You treat me like shit every day! And as soon as I treat you how you treat me in a bitch? NO FUCK YOU!
midnight-sun-rising: theblackdelegate: trebled-negrita-princess: why don’t people understand this Society is superficial as shit. LET ME LIVE IN PEACE WITH MY 5. SHES A DIME IN MY EYES NIGGA This is so true. As long as your heart is treasured
Bored as fuuuuuck at work 😩 Hmu, k? K ☺️👌 Ask me questions, kik me, snapchat me, anything 😭💕 Help a nigga out yoooo! 😂😘 Kik: pinchee_aremi Snap: nalgitasdepollo
sluttyoldersister: My son started breathing heavy as he pumped in and out of me. ”Oh shit, Mom!” he said, ”I’m gonna cum!” He pulled out of me and blew his load all over my pussy. As he stood there panting I couldn’t help but
humorstaff:me, lonely as shit: i’m lonely as shitanyone: hey do you want to hang out m-me, exhausted suddenly: no
societyfucksusup: I honestly understand why everyone has left me as I’m just the biggest mess ever, and they just find someone better than me and realise how shit I am :) I’m just a piece of sad shit that can never even be happy
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In response to a post I posted earlier, a screenshot of fanmails from a user saying, “I love yogis, when they’re naked” as well as, “You got something wet for me?” Then this guy says this fucking shit. Fuck you. I am not even going to be nice.
![[FAN ACC] A fan said: "I feel really sorry for you, to have a fan as ugly as me." (The fan was under a lot of stress so she gained quite a lot of weight recently) Suho replied: "You're pretty now. But if you don't learn to love yourself, even if you are](https://64.media.tumblr.com/a4e5ed115daa0aead474ed1eaba6316f/78667ec2df385f70-4c/s512x512u_c1/f4bb8be2ad5e940c411c0ea3106d7b2fb63b30bb.jpg)
![princessleiazy: nurdrevenge: 4gifs: Cat destroys roof at Olympic arena. [video] Me as a cat. I like that the cat goes in a circle like “oh shit oh shit oh shit” then runs off](https://64.media.tumblr.com/21ae68a07cf9a599ba47890758ba0e46/tumblr_n14ts9nC4C1qdlh1io1_250.gif)
