me as shit
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me as shit clips
bannock-houmanreview; me, my cock, showing you my shit, i’m on xtube as BANNOCK2
“Must get cramped in here.”“I prefer to think of it as cozy.”These boys! These boys! These boys!!This commission is for @firegrilled <3 Find out more about the Mirrorverse fic this is based on here!Buy Me Coffee | Commission Me | Check
Me just like, thinking about commissioning someone then looking at their kink list and finding out they are into cannibalism, dubcon and ships between older characters and characters as young as 13… wow… unfollowed lol
zsnes: alexschiesser: artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies. its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing
samcas: when ppl refer to a character who’s been through a shit ton of trauma as whiny
Jesus fucking CHRIST I just read a fuckton of really hardcore erotica (as in, so hardcore I wouldn’t even recommend it because some of that shit was disgusting, although some was decent too) and it involves training people to be perfect sex slaves.
steppingoncellphones: Tokyo Ghoul: A Discovery of Just How Much I’m Into Guro Tokyo Ghoul: I Shouldn’t Be Aroused Right Now Tokyo Ghoul: Gosh He’s Pretty Tokyo Ghoul: Gosh He’s Even Prettier All Beat Up Tokyo Ghoul: Gee I Want To Kick The Shit
shit-this-nigga-is-fucking-me: You want to serve me, you wish to pleasure me as one of your chores, then learn to clean my cock with your mouth. Very nice booty
shit-that-texas-girl: me as hell.
samrgarrett: weloveshortvideos: Didn’t expect that. No you don’t understand okay my husband is in the Navy and he told me stories about doing shit like this. They would just make up their own shit, as long as they were yelling SOMETHING then they
surrealist-phantoms: self-shadowing-prey: Hi there. In keeping with the personal shit today, have this as well.
Was trying to do the Filth image.Yes, I’m kinda bored.
medievalpoc: prokopetz: cleopatrasweave: i drew a bunch of elves of color!! This post reminds me of something that happened a few years back. I once served as art director for a project where the illustration spec called for characters of a variety
ladymac111: shinysherlock: thisis-my-note: Me writing an essay Me doing almost anything. Adulthood.
knitmeapony: egobus: one time when I was about four, the 10 year old neighbour boys attacked me with water guns and when I ran away and told my mom she gave me the hose and set it to pressure wash and basically told me to finish what they started
A rare picture of me, your illustrious host.
plotprincessss: thisishiphoplifestyle: tsunamiwavesurfing:she said if your beard don’t connect neither will we Omg
Send me a URL and I will talk shit about them
coruscantcannibal: lntelligent: heckannoying: Me starting a rebellion at my school all you did is ruin some janitor’s afternoon because they have to scrub your stupid fandom crap off the walls i swear you people need to control yourselves The
Watching the riots in Baltimore on the news and I’m beyond pissed. I can’t watch this shit anymore. I’m not posting on this shit anymore. I’m all for protesting and joining together as a community to get our voices heard and for
Requiem for a dream was the reason I never did drugs as teenager. I got caught drinking with my best friend and her dad made us watch it. It scared the living shit out of me. Watching it as an adult while smoking a bowl is the weirdest feeling
fuckyeahsavagesistas: Gloria Hendry as Rosie Carter in LIVE AND LET DIE – 1973 Source: truthfulnerd.wordpress.com
jovan: kushandwizdom: They don’t think about you at all. Stop checking your phone. Stop procrastinating. Stop daydreaming. Get back to your shit and don’t let it distract you. *gets high*
Was actually completely obsessed with my outfit and myself today, so yall get 3 selfies
daddysbottom: “Shit, you’re gonna fuck me as hard as I fucked you, aren’t you, boy?”“You got it, Coach. I might even fuck you harder. You’re a though man, Coach. You can take.”“Damn right. Give it to me as hard as you can, boy. Fuck me
♡hey there beautiful♡
space age horror story
mobpsycho100: when ur in a really stressful situation and you should be freaking tf out but ur dissociating so hard you just dont care
The Tousled Lioness
r-for-recalcitrant: Undertale + Text Posts (made using this)
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deerstroyer: drawin ur fav character feeling self conscious abt only ever drawing ur fav character
pungent-petrichor: mockingjaysinmyhead: gordacrybaby: bepeu: you ever been so stressed that youre calm this is my constant state my chill is fake “How are you so calm?!”“I’ve passed beyond stressed, beyond hysteria, into the grey misty
Chronic Illness Help
Mrs. Mia Wallace
me on my way to fuck shit up
So I’ve been writing down my opinions on each season as I go but Idk if I should post it. bc I mean. All my s1 commentary is me just RAGGING on all the awful shit they put in it lol. Then every season after that my comments are more mellow (despite.
me?? using sarcasm as a defense mechanism???????? what?????
i just watched my boyfriend drop a whole pan of stir fry on the floor as he was stirring it while we were on facetime. shit was amazing and he hung up on me cuz i was laughing.
this whiskey and ginger ale is strong as fuck, so i think i’m gonna play the sims or craft. haven’t decided yet. ~wild monday night~
urbancatfitters: “shit it’s 2 a.m.” i say every day at 2 a.m. as if i am surprised
aliciaclarker: i hate people who can go to sleep as soon as they shut their eyes like that shit takes me 3 hours, 700 position changes and a sacrifice to the gods
CrazySexyCool
nylo-noodlez: Can I just find someone to chill, smoke good green, vibe to good music and watch space documentaries pls.
Just Your Local Manic Pixie Dream Dad
As a matter of fact…..LADIES???????Show me your b(o)(o)bies, I’ll be so gentle when I post them, unless you want me to just slap them down, but really I’m a gentle poster….or you can just show me for shits and giggles if you
tina-knowles: bile0: … get this away from me i went in ya page ya baby is ugly as shit i went in ya page ya baby is ugly as shit i went in ya page ya baby is ugly as shit i went in ya page ya baby is ugly as shit i went in ya page ya baby is ugly
“You don’t wanna start nothin, cause the whole boot comin. Might as well ask Stevie Wonder, nigga, I ain’t seen nothing.”
mugen-sasori: fish-dinner-connoisseur: me as shit same
factsmyguy: me as shit
fish-dinner-connoisseur: me as shit
They’re back and Kane is a monster again. This works for me
bpd-amethyst: apparently garnet’s line in the new intro is“I will fight for the place where I am free to exist as me“
xlthuathopec: boushi–adams: [Game Website] - [Release Date - 10-14-15] ( Most likely a Early Access Beta ) “Get ready for intense combat action as you battle Grimm across familiar locations of Remnant including new areas never before seen
lmkcosplay: I can finally unveil a secret I’ve been keeping for the past months. Homeworld T Series Sapphire Cosplay It was really fun, people recognized me as Sapphire which I was nervous about.
pearl-likes-pi: rip me
e-jheman: Holy shit i am gay as fuck.
where the FUCK is the hole in this lineart: a visual mystery novel by me
as of right now its supposedly KT’s b-day or something i dunno so give this shit some love and happy birthday messages in her ask or don't w/e
ok real talk y’allif any of you r gonna read the rin/saber fic then u are completely free to blab about it to me in my askboxat any point in the fic u wanna be like “damn i gotta talk to dash about this” you row a boat thru ur tears over hear
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