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knifeandlighter: Y’all know who write some good books? William Gibson. I just re-read Neuromancer for the like ninth time. That book is good as shit. posts like this remind me, Eddie, that you are well and truly my nigga
An important thing to remember about people who voted for Trump (and right-leaning voters in general) is that not all of them are evil. A significant portion of them are evil, don’t get me wrong, but most of them are just gullible and dumb as shit.
whoreablejewess:Me as a parent just fucking bothering my baby babies dont do shit but look cute, and yet they’re impossibly entertaining.
fucked around and shuffled my spotify playlist and landed on one of ten songs that just make me sad as shit.
officialjodyjocks: reallibra14: brodickhung: WET WET 💦💦….BRO LET ME GET THAT PUSSY WET💦💦💦WHO NEXT? I don’t why because the top had his underwear on. It made this sexy as shit. Yesssssssss
yumikoyuki: jesmoth as Kasumi Goto from Mass Effect 2, 2013. Yes, this is cosplay, if any of you were wondering. I’m having a huge lady boner for her. Unf. Photos by YumiKoyuki aka me.
cthonical: wickedjunkie: (x) PRECIOUS BABIES!!!
captainamericaisavirgin: blackzephyrus: captainamericaisavirgin: feminism never made me hate men but the reaction to feminism sure as shit did some men* you literally cannot hate people you’ve never met or even heard of. oh MY GOD OH MY GOD OHH
shortandsweet: Surprisingly, perfectionists are often procrastinators, as they can tend to think “I don’t have the right skills or resources to do this perfectly now, so I won’t do it at all.” this is an important thing to remember.
yrf-lifestyle: cockzilla14: I 😍 when she uses me as her dildo 🍆💦! Reblog for more vids! Ohh shit!
indevan replied to your post: indevan replied to… yeah i supposed D: idk it just upsets me that your boss mistreated you and used you like that I mean… I just wish I was told this ahead of time, instead of it being deceitful as shit.
imnotjailbait:Kesha’s clearly wearing this dress as a statement to her abuser Dr. Luke “you. will. NEVER. own. me.”
raptorific: My roommates got mad at me for referring to Fantasy Football as “Madden: The Gathering”
alexisparade: previews of a new Monster Factory zine i’m hoping to have done for sakura-con! as always, you can find me way more on twitter
foreverial:every single server with a “vent channel” is awkward, creepy and toxic so i came up with the idea of a “medical status” channel which i didn’t even have to write rules for everyone just read my mind and is perfectly using it as intended
choriquesopicante: Hey if you’re the type who writes& supports “Finnrose is not a healthy ship” then please don’t fucking come near me as I do not want witness that shit ever again.
popokko:i love people who are incredibly book smart but otherwise stupid as shit. i have a friend who got a 4.0 in college but had to ask me if there were calories in soap
the-frog-emoji-is-ugly-as-shit: fuckyeahthegoodplace: sketiana: if i was the joker id just get a restraining order on batman and superman whataere they gonna do? break the law? then theyre no better than me, a cold blooded murderer. and this would 100%
a-lovely-sadist: Here is a video of me playing with ice because I am bored as shit. 💩🤖👽👻
maarrni: maarrni: “A horny slave is not a bad thing if she always pleases her master with her horny parts” ~You may now refer to me as blue baby or baby blue, whichever you prefer 😚😚 holy shit this got a fuck ton of notes
earthgirldonna: theoncomingdominatrix: In my head this totally probes my headcannon. If River is half-Time Lord and had the ability to regenerate, wouldn’t Donna have the ability to regenerate as well? Then it finally hit me. Amy IS Donna Donna
moriarty: ianwanda: I think if a murderer wanted to lure me out of my room all they’d have to do is turn off my wifi cause sure as shit I’m gonna go see why it isn’t working touch my wifi you asshole and i wont be the one whos getting murdered
penguintim: kiryuinsatsukisama: The Doctor doesn’t take soldiers? Excuse me? And let’s not forget that Lethbridge-Stewart, who is repeatedly set up as having been very close to his heart, was a soldier.
theroguefeminist: c2ndy2c1d: coelasquid: ibelieveinyoumyapollo: lakidaa: that’s suave as shit. Wow Me on my way to steal ur footballer i love sports he just fucking GLIDED in there like homosexual magic carried him there- GLIDED like he
comedianthrax: scaliepost-generator: Inflation is honestly the strangest shit. Like someone rn is thinking of getting blown up like a balloon and they’ve got a boner. i thought this was about economics at first and that second sentence hit me like a
rabbidrabit: its-kicking-in: stasimob: your-smoking-neighbor: bluntafterblunts: drugsrus: assholeshavefeelings: WHOADUDE this just tripped me the fuck out and im sober as shit right now 0_0 this is how everything looks on acid, i swear That
kili-fili-and-frilly: stabdaddroog: gimel-vav-chet-shin: #Canadian winter THIS IS HOW YOU ADVERTISE HOLY SHIT THAT IS CUTE AS HELL
vikingbitch: brittanyfuckinglove: theunfler: quandongpie: I don’t think you guys understand how much this means to me. Tattoos and piercings in pop culture are usually portrayed as something only bad guys and criminals have. Then comes DreamWorks
fixitjohndavejr: “do your homework” the wind whispered to me “fuck no” i said as i punched the wind in the throat
insert-clever-fandom-joke-here: dominovox: madamate: theblogthatgoeswrong: Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs 2 x I laugh-snorted at this part omfg This honestly made me laugh This looks dumb as shit.
the-dual-trio: jimcashfan: fandom-freak-presents: queenkickass: guys guys guys i know what i’m doing on the next party night This sounds fun as shit. Me and my friends do this from time to time…its lead to three broken phones so far
straight-ish-ny: theroguefeminist: c2ndy2c1d: coelasquid: ibelieveinyoumyapollo: lakidaa: that’s suave as shit. Wow Me on my way to steal ur footballer i love sports he just fucking GLIDED in there like homosexual magic carried him there-
dumb-and-dumblr: CAN I JUST POINT OUT THIS SCENE AS A HUGE DEFINING MOMENT IN N’S CHARACTER LIKE HOLY SHIT GUYS
ilovegirlass: poopandshit: One girl accidentally pooped out her but plug and some shit while she tried to pee like a guy They need to use me as their toilet next time :)
blake-the-bagel:The one window in my room gives me some great lighting. You almost can’t tell I’m pale as shit!
purplerain1173: dougblackjr: Fan submission- thick as shit… @purplerain1173 Yes this is me💋
jannadaddy: My Baby Dimps told me to Keep the party goin.. @mszdimps on INSTAGRAM , AREOLAS Nice as Shit #NIPPLES #PIERCINGS #BIGBOOBS
taggingtim: syntactition: mrmerenda: Batman… I choose YOU! OH. MY. GOD. Oh my gosh, I forgot about this! Even as a child this made me so uncomfortable… I felt so bad for poor Batman.
jasdavi: jasdavi: Gary & Pit Part 5Read: Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4Now shit’s getting serious :’DCan’t believe I managed to draw so much the last two days.I hope you enjoy this part and don’t think of me as a creep now haha.Comics
xoprincesskitten: i forgot my phone can actually handle filters and let me tell you im cute as shit but with these filters im like 100000000x cuter!!!-snaps are Ū/pic and ū/vid and I send through the chat so you can save ;3i also have a wishlist!!
THIS SHIT IS SO FUCKING BITTERSWEET. BUT THEN YOU LOOK AT IT AGAIN AND THEN YOU’RE JUST LIKE. NO. IT’S BITTER AS HELL.
koujakuandthediamonds: ghostfauna said: how would cheer au mizuki and clear look like as girls ? :O i am So Glad you asked……………………………..
so apparently i draw on paper better than i do on the computer but i’m so used to doing so on the computer that i keep mentally hitting crtl + z thinking it’ll erase the line for me.
sugahwaatah: white masculinity is so garbage they count moisturising their skin as feminine
pastel-clear: 👀 👀 good shit 👀✔✔👀 👀 if i do say so my ✔✔ self 👀👌👌lidela: we as part of the pansexual pantheon must stick together to become stronger. we must fuse into one. become one single being. protect home
all i want in life is for tsukki to treat his brother like he was the fucking sun again. and akiteru just babbling sth that sounds vaguely like ‘kei’ repeatedly as he gets all teary eyed b/c omg kei do u forgive me ilysm and they hug and kiss and
maruka-tachibanase: This is supposed to be a serious scene involving Rei but out of context look at this soap opera shit: “Haru….you are only 75% water.” *dramatic-as-fuck panning shot* *long-ass pause* "…damn.”
seraphatonin: noottersontheflightdeck: No but hear me out. Laverne Cox as Wonder Woman you called? (x|x)
atlrockk: dltraphouse: the-wetterthebetter: brooklynn1911:Bust that nutt youngin Sexy as shit 💦💦💦 luh nigga piece right Follow me on Instagram AtlRock_
witch-bitchx: miisspots: hxcnarry: timeaslight: a set of victorian houses ya they look cool but u kno they haunted as shit I will own one, one day. Give me a Victorian house surrounded by trees and green and I’ll be the happiest.
fire-onthe-mountain: rabbidrabit: its-kicking-in: stasimob: your-smoking-neighbor: bluntafterblunts: drugsrus: assholeshavefeelings: WHOADUDE this just tripped me the fuck out and im sober as shit right now 0_0 this is how everything looks on
growlithed: ive learned more about topics such as sexism and racism and rape culture and ableism and self confidence on a website that was originally made for pretty pictures than i have in my 11 years in an environment that is supposed to prepare me
sourcedumal: deliciouskaek: fuckyeahqueenbeyonce: #LongLiveStunting they both inspire me so much. they’re the role models i wanted as a child. Black women supporting each other. #Womanism
blackgeologist: I like how people talk about slavery as if it was something that happened 5000000 years ago. This is my great papa he was born I think in July of 1900. That’s my auntie laughing and that’s him holding me. His parents were slaves.
