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eternal-sailormoon: cosmie: eternal-sailormoon: No but really. Look how flawless she is. Fucking hipsters. Um, excuse me? I’m not a “hipster”. I’m actually a fan of Sailor Moon. I run a blog for it and it is still very much apart of my life.
feericavisao: Um sofá convidativo. I hate to admit it, but I am getting tired of Saaya not showing a little more skin. The tease is getting old.
rainrose: um no offense but whom'st’ve going to loveth me
Violet rested her hands on the counter in front of the mirror, looked at Mr. Crude’s reflection and asked, “How about here? We can both see our facial expressions if we do it here.”“Um, okay… but I may not be looking at your facial expressions
adultstars-sfw: Dixie Lynn “Um, so, I get to suck your cock after you cum inside me, right?” asked Dixie. “I want to earn my ‘A’ in your class, but what I really want to do is suck your cock.”Mr. Crude smiled and
multicolors: my make-up today wasn’t at it best but whatever Um can I have your face please.
thebrokenwingsofcastiel: 99.9% of my sentences start with oh my god yeah no basically wait so yeah like you know oh um what well but That’s a sentence right there
stephenhawqueen: WE’VE WALKE D ON THE FUCKIGN MOON BUT I CANT WEAR SHORT S TO SCHOOL BECAUSE SOME GROSS 15 YEAR OLD WILL C;UM IN HIS PANTS IF HE SEES LEGS
hiphopfrightsplaque: “We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity” Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing
alexis933:um excuse me but id look cute tied to your bed
justcatposts: Um excuse me human but, I love you
bearyadorable: Um. I have no idea why this turned me on so much just now. I have no experience with rope but I’m really wishing this is what my first foray could look like. WANTWANTWANT.
slutdust: glowcloud: hiphopfrightsplaque: “We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity” Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars,
flirtswithstrangers: Um excuse the fuck out of me but it is June were is my pointless bubbly white girl pop hit of the summer
metaquin: horn-for-life: euph-emism: French Friend: well, the total cost of me going to Med school is about 406 a year - American Friend: THOUSAND? French Friend: Um, no. 406 Euro. It sounds a little high but it covers the cost of my textbooks, extra
summerscaptions: “Um, so wait. Like, can you explain it again?”“Kim, we don’t have time for this-”“No, I know, I know! It’s just, y’know, I feel like I almost get it, okay?”“Fine. Fine, but then we really need to get you that
cecillewong: toughlovee: nihaokeilan: “A guy and a girl can be just friends, but at one point or another, they will fall for each other…Maybe temporarily, maybe at the wrong time, maybe too late, or maybe forever.” um he has popcorn in his
anonbea:someone: oh you’re bi! but if you had to choose would you choose boy or girl?me: um don’t be ignorant that’s not how bisexuality works tfme, internally, without hesitation: girls
lobotomybarbie:Um no offense but why doesn’t anyone memorize passages from books and then recite them aloud for everyone at parties anymore.
fuckyeahfordmustangs: um so this is my baby :) and its a 2013 white V6 and i love it i just got around to submitting the picture tho haha. but if you could post this and put my name at the bottom that’d be amazing! meandthehoes ——- Thanks for the
evnpeters: “Harry was chosen, um… “chosen” but all these people, he couldn’t do it without any of them. He couldn’t do it without Ron, Hermione, they’re just as important. I just like that the muses are important and the protectors and
vanessahines99: Um, OK, here it goes. I can’t believe I am doing this and know I will regret it, but here’s one of me.
mypainhispleasure: Get you a man who randomly kisses your forehead/cheeks and gets adorably excited when you say you love him, but will also choke the shit out of you and call you a filthy whore during sex. 🙋🏼♂️ Um yes hi, that’s me 😂
omgyoufreak: nothing-but-chill-vibes: Um hi 😍😍😍
bridle-and-bit: controlandsurrender: “um.. like, I used to wear a lot of leather and uh… latex and stuff? And like, people totally looked up to me and I made decisions and stuff? But then I met Master and he like.. totally changed my life.
alexis933: um excuse me but id look cute tied to your bed
pruhns: kidslutti-: I would let him demolish me .. um fuck clowns but this is The Look
thotfulshawty: UM YES HELLO WHY AM I GETTING NOTES BUT NO FOLLOWERS
rumpelstiltskln: Um… awkward… I’m totally sure I called shot gun, why are you shoving me in the back? Yeah I realize I’m being arrested but the rules of shotgun are pretty clear man
zippo077: “Ok Cindy, now I’ve helped with your knot tying practice for girl scouts, and I see you’re really good at this, but its time to untie me…Um, what are you doing with that cloth? No! Don’t you dare! MMPPPPH!”
zippo077: “Did I tell you you could borrow my shoes, Holly?” Kendra said to her roommate.“Um,no…but I thought you wouldn’t mind…”“You mean after I told you to stop taking my stuff? You need to learn a lesson…I’ll be right back…”“What
suggestivecacti: oh my god the squirrel is trying to bury the nut in the dog’s fur and the dog is just like um excuse me sorry but i’m not designed for that sorry
stabbings: um idk why i laughed at this gif but ok
collegesubmissive: That position, um, no thank you. BUT! When the spanking stops just long enough for an exploring hand to notice just what a needy little slut you are, to find your wetness and realize, yet again, that you are absolutely and completely
viazi: viazi: cloudymew said: rose/terezi wheezes there needs to be moreorchidhorror said: vriska/rose or terezi/rose or aradia/rose too UM YEAH THIS IS PRetty tame but here……..
thefunkybuxom: I was giving this little bikini by a follower and the thigh highs too. You should’ve seen me try to get this on. It was like a puzzle! Either way I would’ve never thought to get one of these but dang I felt super sexy and um a little
rage-n-pixie: Photo bombed,lol by Rage who had to get a mouthful of pixie titty…💜can’t help but need to put your big soft tits in my mouth, or play with them once you pull um out.
outcasty: me: i like this villian yall: OKAY this is ok but like, um, jhave you considered that this character is a Bad Person and you shouldnt be IDOLIZING and ROMANTICIZING this character because thy are evil and edgy and thats wrong me: i LOVE this
feelsmoor: kellysue:Hot. um these are paintings of books but i nEED A MOMENT
positrans: um no offense but if ur trans and havent physically transitioned or dont want to its okay to think your body is cute. its okay to like your body. its your body. u are cute and i love you.
purrbunny:Um I’m sorry ignore the towel & dirty mirror but GUESS WHO FINALLY GOT HER FIRST JOB AS A CARDIOVASCULAR SONOGRAPHER 😭🌃 I’m so happy. I got a job doing what I love. Studying, scanning, & volunteering most def pays off. 🌊
ishouldnotbearousedbythis: lmao-okay-no: aclumsywaytofallinlove: THIS this is my life What is this guys name ?? Um, I’m not a detective, but something tells me it might be Daniel Simonsen.
slutdust: glowcloud: hiphopfrightsplaque: “We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity” Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and
problackgirl: “There’s a difference between discipline as abuse”… Um no hate to break it to you but violence against a child is inherently abusive. I don’t understand how people can process and understand that it is never okay for a husband
surprisebitch: *calls 911* 911: hello, 911, what is your emergency? me: help!! i lost my virginity!! 911: um im sorry.. but.. i dont think.. me: no, i lost my pet, “virginity” its name is virginity ! 911: ohhh! xD me: xD
i-n-s-o-m-n-i-a-t-i-c: av-o-ca-do: la-vie-de-l-ete: m-a-k-a-i: tiger-leaf: caughtinthesurf: i hate coke but this is cool are you normal?^^ how could you hate coke ^^ um because it’s a chemical shit storm, tastes disgusting and makes people feel
t-angy: um scuse but please don’t change the source… i know the person who took this photo and it was not you purpleemoon.
okay okay. im supposed to not give a shit when you do something like i did but when i do it, you want to be pissed at me? okay okay LOL yeah um no. thats just not how it works.
