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teapotsahoy: goldenswallowtail: zombie-spiders: royals-and-quotes: Vintage Medieval Weddings Dresses I love these so much GIVE THEM TO ME Um, these are gorgeous, but this is definitely using a non-standard meaning of ‘vintage’ and possibly
dennys: Denny’s loves you so much that we will give you our wifi password. Wow, Denny’s, um… I don’t know man, I feel like we’re moving too fast. I mean, I like you and all, but… wow.
susiequeu3: ishouldnotbearousedbythis: lmao-okay-no: aclumsywaytofallinlove: THIS this is my life What is this guys name ?? Um, I’m not a detective, but something tells me it might be Daniel Simonsen. yes Well we know what lmao-okay-no
joyceanfartboner: autonecrophagia: besturlonhere: twinheadism: therearepeoplewho: Um I hate to be the one to break it to you good folks but that dog didn’t take those pictures. omg weve been conned i cant’ believe this ive never been so mad
rumpelstiltskln: Um… awkward… I’m totally sure I called shot gun, why are you shoving me in the back? Yeah I realize I’m being arrested but the rules of shotgun are pretty clear man
adventuretime: Who knew these were on the way! Who cares? They’re here. Forgive the tYpos, but we’re typing this super fast so we can dart on over to Toys R Us and snag us each a Lady Rainicorn, Lumpy Space Princess (or, um, “Princess Lumpy”),
suggestivecacti: oh my god the squirrel is trying to bury the nut in the dog’s fur and the dog is just like um excuse me sorry but i’m not designed for that sorry
sailor-soup replied to your post: millimeters-away asked:Um excuse … This is true. We were told that the first season was ending on July second,but I very highly doubt it now. I’m starting to wonder if the crewniverse is doing this or cn Its
maskedkitsune:Um Mallow, not only are your eyes not covered, but they’re not even closed
saturn1st: jumping between fandoms be like anyways!! um!!!!!!!!!!! i ship these two a lot even tho they’re like a rare rarepair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yeah!!!!!!! this would’ve looked better if i tried but oops 1am too tired
amazonselfies:I truly, truly intended to post some pictures of my awesome outfit last night but…due to some alcoholic interruptions I kind of um, forget. So here are some pictures of me snuggling with my second favorite stuffed animal. I lounged away
blkbugatti: guysivehad: Resolution on these pics is awful again. But this is Mario. Very much a man’s man. To feel his 220 pounds laying on me and his sweet breath on my neck was shear heaven. Will have Mario again, soon. This is how i like um THICK
slutdust: glowcloud: hiphopfrightsplaque: “We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity” Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars,
damianmcgintleman: “treat people the way you want to be treated” um i’m sorry but i can’t go around throwing 贄,000 at everyone i meet
shock-tress: The Spice of Life: Succubus 💙😈💙 July is over, but … calendar still says it’s Demongirl month so um, maybe My Astaroth Appreciation post? If you dig, lemme know! 🙏🏻 yeah…got gif happy. Alert: gifs crash
berrytart:I’m sorry but your golden retriever boyfriend got out of the house and into the street and well Um.. I’m not sure how to say this…
gay-erotic-art: fancygentlemen: o-o um…yes please. This series is somewhat off topic of my blog, but I want to do it. It’s yet another installment of “The Art of the Animated Gif” . Some are fun, some funny, some hot, some downright pornographic
the-final-quackdown: 99.9% of my sentences start with oh my god yeah no basically wait so yeah like you know oh um what well but
millieyre: This is too OOC, why did I even draw this? ∑(O_O；)um..uhh..ignore me.—[ Inspired by Bob’s Burgers. I don’t know but this image flashed into my brain when I watched it.. Err, Don’t judge. ╮(•˘︿ ˘•)╭ ]
alltailnolegs: I was going to drag him out to the front lawn for full on shiny sun but the neighbors across the street are busy moving in and I don’t want their first experience in the neighborhood to be OH UM THAT SNAKE IS HUGE I HAVE SMALL CHILDREN
unclefather: Um but on tumblr I learned that if you cut chocolate a certain way you get infinite chocolate? So
chasing-after-skirts: Tsk, no! I look at Riza! She’s a very nice woman. She has, um.. she has very nice….brown hair? “OHMYGOD REALLY HAVOC YOU’VE BEEN WORKING WITH HER FOR YEARS BUT ALL YOU DO IS STARE AT HER TITS.” I DO NOT STARE
chasing-after-skirts: luckied: chasing-after-skirts: Tsk, no! I look at Riza! She’s a very nice woman. She has, um.. she has very nice….brown hair? “OHMYGOD REALLY HAVOC YOU’VE BEEN WORKING WITH HER FOR YEARS BUT ALL YOU DO IS STARE
reallycoolurl: Hi um, I see the SVU team tweeting the bittersweet farewell to Munch this Wednesday but I was just wondering where exactly was the sweet part. The sweet part is he’s not being killed off.
stephenhawqueen: WE’VE WALKE D ON THE FUCKIGN MOON BUT I CANT WEAR SHORT S TO SCHOOL BECAUSE SOME GROSS 15 YEAR OLD WILL C;UM IN HIS PANTS IF HE SEES LEGS
batglare: breastforce: boymayors: UM I CAN’T BELIEVE GIBBY IS AN ANTI SJW?????? gibby openly supports neo-nazis I have no idea what show this is but his twitter is so fucking weird????
pyrochickenpollo: Moo: I’m sorry Evan I’m grounding you, sorry but it had to be done. No more tvVanoss: My TV’s brokenMoo: Okay then no computerVanoss: I need my computer for our videosMoo: *sweating* uh…um..o..okay thennn*looks over at Del*Moo:
thebigbearcave: nsdlta: BrantBear um yeah, that’s brantbear. i recall him being in possibly his own home-made porn and selling his material on the web (way to take control!) but the ones with the slimmer, sort of muscular guy always stands out
gryblogs: rhamphotheca: Um… In Paris, An Inflatable Trampoline Bridge There are many ways to cross the River Seine, but the inflatable trampoline bridge envisioned by Paris-based agency AZC must surely be one of the most enjoyable ones. Formed by
maxgryson: Yes. Mainly your face. But still… So um… anyways…
jordan-reet: Everything I have it home made babe haha. Well I might, but lets be honest I might just get done with dinner and just want to push you on the counter and… Dinner would you like dinner? You might’ve done this before? Um.. y-yeah
jordan-reet: Honestly, No I haven’t. That’s something I’ve heard of people doing, but myself no… If you take a seat I’ll make you a plate and get you a glass of wine. Oh okay. Good. I um… I was kind of hoping you hadn’t before…
clarkwaters: I will, dont worry. But, I did notice something is going on between you and Jordan…and I just got back! What is this? I thought the two of you were really close? Oh um.. I said something that hurt him. I didn’t mean to hurt him,
georgiana-myers-photographer: (Laughs) I have been a photographer remember? And thanks, but I kinda mean….well….I have been given an offer….an offer to work for another company….as….um….the Head of the Photography department…. Sorry.
official-ladyblog: planetary-um: I know everyone is talking about the Miraculous, but can we talk about this? Could Mama Agreste have gone to Tibet and that’s why she’s not around anymore?? Alternatively: Gabriel found miraculous(es) in Tibet
tintari: I don’t know how to say this… so um, hello @ceejles ! This may sound nothing out of the ordinary for such an amazing artist you are, but I really appreciate your artworks and I wanted to tell you how do you infinitely inspire me! Thanks
lunian: um sorry, Adrienette was hella good, but I ALSO REALLY NEEDED MORE DJWIFI
xmonday-mintx: mobpsycho: I love how naruto describes SAI OMG also, I LOVE HOW HE INTRODUCED SHINO TO SAI “WELL UM HE’S SHINO” and, I love how SHINO opens up to naruto, it’s so cute cause Shino is such a serious person but got butthurt when
missfreudianslit: What is Miss Fiona wearing today? A previous day’s outfit, so it’s probably not what @missfreudianslit is wearing today… but this sweater is one of my faves um yes pls!
prynsessbabygirl: fuggdis: titytwochainz: andross: crazh: Method Man ___ Wilin meth? ….. um… wow, no. try again… I guess we all look alike, but this is Ice Cube.
us-um-invocat: I’m going to bed now. But first, I wanted to let you know that I had a nice day.L.
us-um-invocat: I’ve stretched them! They probably look quite the same to you, but I feel like I just got new boobs.L.
specific-stuff: Um, I don’t want to bother you, sir… But your son is like, totally ignoring me because of his stupid video games! Wanna do something fun?
kyubikofang: UM OKAY so you know it’s cute in Brother Bear how Koda hitches a ride on Kenai’s back and all: Like it’s all cute and yeah it’s Disney so I just thought is was a personification thing but I DIDN’T KNOW THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENS IN REAL
fabferre: assflute: so our class is reading romeo and julietand i stumble across this gem did shakespeare really just make a dick joke Um, I hate to break it to you, sweetheart, but all Shakespeare does is make dick jokes.
bethanyhawk: feuillyons: feuillyons: that thing when bb-8 tilts their lil head dome forward so they can roll Extra fast reblog if you agree them quik um this is literally the naruto run but done by a droid
themarysue: hedwig-dordt: optimysticals: squeeful: bemusedlybespectacled: maxiesatanofficial: pervocracy: kvothbloodless: macaedh: what the fuck ethan I wish i had a context for this. But I really dont. I was all ready to “um, actually”
palacekitten replied to your photo:um…can i sit on his lap? you’ve seen what’s in his lap, yes? omfg yeah, but tumblr’s being a cunt and won’t let me post the amusing gif.
jen-suis: “ja ci kurwa dam hop” so mar wanted “LEVI ON HIS TIPTOES TRYING TO SMOOCH ERWIN BUT ERWIN JOKINGLY RAISES ON HIS OWN TIPTOES UPSETTING LEVI ” so um who am i to deny old men yaoi to mar
monsieurpaprika: does mouth to mouth cpr in the minkou tag…………… KINDA nsfw, but its like, you cant even see the h*ndjob happenin so um
miyajimamizy: So… while I was looking at this as reference for - um body measurement. -shrug- Specifically Jean’s, I noticed few things. I know Wit studio and Production I.G did such super awesome work on the anime, but this. All the character’s
theanticlaushastheimpala: I just got kicked out of school for being suicidal. Or at the very least suspended pending a hearing. Which won’t be until well into the spring semester, most likely. um…more eloquent post to come… but as of today i’m
empiricalformulaso4: skribblie: Uh I had a comic idea But uh uni is starting soon So uh um if anyone’s really interested uh I’ll make it if you want. Let me know @napstamuse
xharu: todomomo week, day two – au um, idk but tdmm bleach au anyone?
helenish: helenish: devildoll: shuckitnewt: “I just…feel like I need to save everyone. To redeem myself.” um Just try to look a little less like you just heard Derek Hale say “I told you, I don’t want to buy an omega, but fine, him,
slutdust: glowcloud: hiphopfrightsplaque: “We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity” Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and
jukeboxemcsa: “Um…this is going to sound silly, but…” Katy trailed off into silence for a moment, feeling just a little sheepish. She crawled a few feet closer to the couch, hoping that Michael didn’t notice the little problem she seemed to
jukeboxemcsa: “Um… am I doing it right?” Isha felt just a tiny bit sheepish asking; she’d been doing masturbation training for weeks now, one would think that she would be getting better at it by now. But Mr. Chaudhri always seemed to find another
iamplayingme: um, also Jessica Lange. I love you always. But I especially love you tonight. SRSLY.
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