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“Whadda ya think, Daddy? I grew ‘em jus’ for you.” “Um, really, baby?” I said, stunned, to my wife, “But, but how? They look so real. And, just this morning…” “I grew 'em, Daddy! I took those
“Um, I’m sorry, but what do you mean ‘I’m too tired’? If you’re going to be my fuck buddy, little brother, it means more than me just sucking you off all the time. I mean, believe me, I love it, but if big sis needs
“Um, I can’t believe I’m about to say this, but I’m actually turned on now. I was just going to tease you to get you back for leering at me for all these years, but something happened in the process and now I’m really turned
“Seriously? Again? Didn’t I just jerk you off an hour ago? I know I said ‘anytime’ little brother, but I really didn’t expect you to be so, um, virile. Fine, get in here, but I really have to get some work done after this,
“…It’s me? I’m your crush? But…but I’m your sister! This is a pretty bad joke, big brother. I mean, I can’t really… I don’t think that. Um, I think I need you to talk again now. Can you stop looki
purelynaughty: Was so horny but was forced to touch myself in the bathroom because everyone was home. Not much, but hope you enjoy ;) Um, hot. [more sexy videos here]
orgasmictipsforgirls: purelynaughty: Was so horny but was forced to touch myself in the bathroom because everyone was home. Not much, but hope you enjoy ;) Um, hot. [more sexy videos here]
cuckoldscams: Sorry but I’m getting worked hard tonight, um… I mean but yeah we can’t have sex tonight I’ll be too spent.
the-porn-stories: It’s weird, but I’m worried I might have a small addiction to, um, semen. It used to be that one guy cumming in my mouth was more than enough, but then I tried two guys and it blew my mind. Now I just keep upping the number of men
paternalstranger: tinattickles: “Mr. Johnson, you promised not to cum inside me if I let you fuck me to change my grade. But it feels all gooey and hot all of a sudden. Did you forget?” “Um, no, I didn’t forget, per se, um, I
fancyfishface: O-oh my, okay, so um….Happybirthdayhamlet! I wanted to give you something, well, better, because I really admire you, and you seem so nice to everyone and you totally deserve a million happy shiny things but I—just, um…yeah. n.n;;;;
gaypornquickies: We’ve heard of hole wreckers before… but this one really, um… “opened” our… um… eyes? Let’s just say the top should maybe leave a trail of bread crumbs before he slides back inside that wide-open anal abyss. This clip’s
Natasha in Otherland- Chapter 3: Pt1(Pt2) Okay this ones gonna be pretty long, but bear with me lol Like I said, it’s a bit rougher around the edges, but I wanted to get um done faster n’ what not, so gomen lol
bondage-fetish: Um, Okay; but good luck with this campaign because many tried to say that “size doesn’t matter" for years too. Imho, BDSM *can*be* violent and even “abusive" when considered without consent. But, heavy-duty sex can
pktokoro: connormpreg: zillybooradley: this is cute but I just really find the idea of someone identifying as female but having their left arm be male a little hilarious ^ um excuse me check ur privilege
jukeboxemcsa: What am I doing?“You’re… filling my mind. With, um. With things. Things I have to, um, say and… and do? Things in my head? I, I can’t… the word…”The word you’re looking for is ‘thoughts’. But you’ve already forgotten
beaky-peartree: captain hook: arrrg i miss vine. twas me fav’rit app smee: but capn! there’s a new app! its not exactly the same but it’s very similar! captain hook: what’s it called? smee: um
So my milf co worker I was talking about was at my register buying candy and she said “Courtney, please go pee for me” and I was like??? Um yes Mommy but I just asked her to repeat herself and she said she really has to pee but she can’t
iluvbbwass: Titties can’t with um but can’t live without um #iluvbbwass
hugeheavytits: iluvbbwass: Titties can’t with um but can’t live without um #iluvbbwass http://hugeheavytits.tumblr.com/ Ladies - send in your big boob submissions hugeheavytits@gmx.co.uk
dewv: validx2: rellemonroe: buttcheekdemonkang: Full body condom: When you wanna get nasty but you don’t know where they’ve been. I… Um… OK… Gotta stay strapped at all times When she bad asf but you don’t wanna catch Ebola
rabbithugs: soft-intelligence: AAAAAAAAAA LITERALLY CANNOT BREATHE YOU GUYS AAAAA BUT ALSO I AM REALLY SORRY EVERYONE FOR THESE “CREEPY” PICTURES OF ANIMALS BUT LOOK IT’S SO CUTE WITH ITS LITTLE ARMS AND ITS LITTLE SHINY EYES UM WHO CALLED CEPHALOPODS
asksweetstar: Sweet Star: Um… I think this is too many bows, but thank you Mod: Sorry that it isn’t connected to the current story line, but I felt like this blog needed an update. omg x3
mrdegradation: For the 8th day of ponies, I giveth a Santa hat wearing Pink pony to Joeify! I would um, draw a character you made, but this is 12 days of ponies so… um… I don’t remember you, uh, favorite pony… Hope you like it…? x3 <3
askthecookies: doubleclickthepony: askthecookies: @tangymod: In my defense the clams were delicious x_o “Eeep! Don’t die, Tangy!” “…” “Um…but if you do die, can I have your toy collection?” You can, but they will be haunted.
lastsblues: hey um i know this sounds dumb but please reblog if u think parents tracking their kids is an invasion of privacy thank you I don’t normally reblog “reblog if” kinds of nonsense, but yeah, fuck this over-protective authoritarian parenting
detroit81: mztahitisunrize910-1: tacyplush: Um, so not #tittyTuesday, but I’m posting this #tit dance clip anyway… It’s about time 😏 I HATE REBLOGGING BUT SHE IS A REALLY NICE LOOKING WOMAN WITH NICE BIG BOOBS🍉🍉 Always impressed with
heavenstobetsy69: Ok folks- I tried, but just couldn’t do it. This is as close as you’ll get to seeing my um….undercarriage. Kudos to the women who have the confidence and the chops to do it – I truly admire your courage and ownership. But for
timetravelingarchaeologist: Shades of Grey by Jellyneau
nevaehtyler: So um, let me get it straight - it is absolutely fine for white people to dress up as Native Americans, Egyptians, Geishas or do Black face for Halloween, but Santa can’t be Black? No, this is not how it works. “But Real Santa is white!”
not-close-to-straight: lickthemagaindeacy: beaky-peartree: captain hook: arrrg i miss vine. twas me fav’rit app smee: but capn! there’s a new app! its not exactly the same but it’s very similar! captain hook: what’s it called? smee: um FUCK
sociopathinatardis: the-tenth-doctor-is-in: asdfkjdfhadsf SEVEN HOURS AT TEH COMPUTER FOR THIS MONSTER. ” Um. Hm. You… you told me once that you weren’t a hero. Um. There were times that I didn’t even think you were human. But let me tell you
blueorca2000: Gravitytopia?? um i wanted the stans to be wolves but wolves being related to bunnies seemed kinda odd to me??? but i think they make pretty cute bunnies also as people, i’m sure soos could hug/lift dipper, mabel, wendy, stan, and ford,
koyoriin: Um…I also couldn’t help but notice that my archive is missing tons, and tons of posts. My dashboard states that I have over 1,800 posts, but my archive view is only showing 1-4 per month, and missing months entirely. Hopefully this is fixed
ryoji-dearest: stupidsexyryoji: UM UHHH I DUNNO I DON’T WANT TO PICK… i really wanna do a takeru/hikari one but im also really in a ken mood but we just made these so i dunno man when do you wnat to? IM NOT DECIDING ANYTHING EVER SO HA i typo’d
clarkwaters: annabellebanks: Good idea! Have you done anything fun while you’ve been away? Ha, and uh…no not quite. Um…its a long story but lets just say family emergency and…it just got ugly very, very, but VERY fast. Oh no, I’m so
bustysister: “Um, I can’t believe I’m about to say this, but I’m actually turned on now. I was just going to tease you to get you back for leering at me for all these years, but something happened in the process and now I’m really turned
squidyword: poorlytimed: squidyword: not to start a discourse but if today is your birthday then happy birthday…………… um some of us already had birthdays? but way to be an exclusionist lol go off this is what I was trying to avoid..,, im
naughtywifensubhubby: darkdirtycorner: naughtywifensubhubby: darkdirtycorner: naughtywifensubhubby: But you may always stroke, edge, deny and repeat. Um… what? *gulps* I think you mean to say “thank you,” right piggy? Um… well… thank
hugeheavytits: http://hugeheavytits.tumblr.com/ Ladies - send in your big boob submissions hugeheavytits@gmx.co.uk iluvbbwass: Titties can’t with um but can’t live without um #iluvbbwass
loverofpiggies: cartoonsys: ni10-c: my favorite thing is sans trying to use a smartphone but he cant since he has no body heat …he needs those smartphone-friendly gloves, but the real cute kind that come in fun designs and bright colors. Um yes,
queerminho: Sometimes I feel bad when boys pull the whole “fake geek girl” thing on me but then I remember asking my ex if he listened to Welcome to Night Vale and he was like “Um…yeah, but just their first album” and I feel so much better
nevaehtyler: So um, let me guess it straight - it is absolutely fine for white people to dress up as Native Americans, Egyptians, Geishas or do Black face for Halloween, but Santa can’t be Black? No, this is not how it works. “But Real Santa is white!”
fuckingjupiter: beautifulblackmen: Damn. Um ok, but who’s being racist right there? What’s wrong with a white girl being a rapper? What the hell is this shit. I saw a Ferguson post about white people not understanding how racism feels. But guess
frostbackscat: dollop-o-daisy: theearthbendingbiotic: Okay there’s one thing that’s irking me currently. Everyone is saying that Elsa is the first Disney Queen, but does no one remember this woman: Kida’s the first Queen. um uM EXCUSE YOU
link6echo: nevaehtyler: So um, let me get it straight - it is absolutely fine for white people to dress up as Native Americans, Egyptians, Geishas or do Black face for Halloween, but Santa can’t be Black? No, this is not how it works. “But Real
ayyanami: dennys: “It’s a metaphor, see. You put the bacon thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the…um…well, you eat it, actually, ‘cause it’s there and you’re nearly tasting it. So it’s not a metaphor. Um. I have
teamwang: Me and Cody are new, but [the cast] dont treat us like that. So, that’s the most important thing. But, when we were sitting, before we walked up to the panel, we were sitting and talking about, um, just how- How intense it is.
tenaflyviper: “Guys ruin fandoms! They sexualize EVERYTHING!” UM… “BUT GUYS SEXUALIZE STUFF AIMED AT LITTLE KIDS!” UM… Seriously, shut the fuck up with your bullshit double standards. Fangirls have been wreaking havoc in fandoms ever
msdungeonmaster: doctorwho: nonomella: “Well. Um, big question, um, but to me, Van Gogh is the finest painter of them all. Certainly the most popular great painter of all time. The most beloved. His command of color - the most magnificent.
bustysister: “So? Steve? Whadda ya think?” Megan asked into the shocked expression of her older brother. “I’m sorry,” he said finally, “but did you say you want to get better at… um… bedroom stuff? And that, um…
methicalunicorn: 5ediesel: um-is-meth-a-carb: pafratjock23: godd-smith: There are a few, but currently the two I would most enjoy meeting are um-is-meth-a-carb and ladytweaker4951 . Wishful thinking, at its finest. I’m with godd-smith …. even
vegasbondage: Oh um hi Christine :) Yeah um this is kind of a funny story hehe. See, Haily invited us over for a small party but then Jenna was all ‘I bet I am stronger then all you girls in this room.’ Well then she wrestled becky on the bed and
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![teamwang: Me and Cody are new, but [the cast] dont treat us like that. So, that’s the most important thing. But, when we were sitting, before we walked up to the panel, we were sitting and talking about, um, just how- How intense it is.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/8cd81682afe097783cf49924c0999667/tumblr_nre4iy76XJ1ry1a4mo4_250.gif)
