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“So? Steve? Whadda ya think?” Megan asked into the shocked expression of her older brother. “I’m sorry,” he said finally, “but did you say you want to get better at… um… bedroom stuff? And that, um…
um?? no offense but when will a monster kidnap me and have me be the first loving touch it ever received like, wtf,,,im right here??? hot hands!!! two of em!!! fulla love!!!!!!!!
hedonismknowsnobounds: Um, yes. orgasmictipsforgirls: purelynaughty: Was so horny but was forced to touch myself in the bathroom because everyone was home. Not much, but hope you enjoy ;) Um, hot. [more sexy videos here]
Um hey everypony! It's me, um I guess I had a bad panic attack... But I'm back! Yay
Um, by the way, it’s my version of Thom Yorke in my Moleskine It’s the first page, so maybe this is not for drawing, because I had to unstick this pages But I love this painting anyway))
um-hellothere-stranger: Didnt think id share this one but was feeling slightly body positive today and well here you go. Enjoy :)
um, well, this is awkward- things to know, im illitarate- deal with it im a bitch- TAKE IT oh this is me at green earth festival, it wasnt fun, but this is a recent piccywikk toodooloo, keep in touch. MeL xo
Um ok so ... Shy but kinda wanna do this.. So .. Ask me omorashi/pee experiences/stories related question? >\\\<
UM OKAY wow I didn’t expect people to actually be interested in this Um, okay, cool. I can do something to help you guys out a bit, I guess! I’m going to post it on my sexual advice blog, and probably reblog it here, but if you have any quest
Um okay so this is a MAYBE project as I’ve got a million different things I want to do and then proceed to do 0 of them because I overload myself hooray BUT Answer me these things: If I made a Lemontwist/Foreverhorse daki, would you prefer it to
Um, shit, I don’t have any alternative sites apart from Tumblr but I guess Tumblr is doing a big ol cleansing. Everyone else is doing this so. I guess you can seek shelter on my discord, for now, in case I end up dead. We will figure things out from
Um.I… was right about not expecting this?That. That is definitely new. Still layered under a series of tropes, so there’s something to hinge our sanity on, but.…Yeah, okay, what?I imagine there is logic to Biba and his merry band of Anti-Sco
um I dont usually design “tricksters”, (because I know little about them) but I had this idea-thing for Porrim for a while so I thought Id quickly scribble it down and yeah, her dress is basically a chocolate fountain???……&hellip
Um.Hi my car fucking exploded.Dont worry im unharmed and safe but uh. Yeah.Uhm so,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, im taking commissions gkfjfklglgI also have a ko-fi for small donations! https://ko-fi.com/zepieplushDM for commission info pls thnk u 🙏💖💖💖💖
darkfliercynthia: what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning”
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And when you have waited—-has it made you sure?
volcainist: you should have opened your eyes i was crazy for you
suspend: have you ever felt that tension with someone where out of nowhere you just want to grab them, kiss them and make them beg, make them ask for more. their eyes and body drive you nuts and you just want them and you’ll do anything to get them,
Um Randy I don’t know what you are trying to do with your arms, but my attention is a bit lower…
um i like hand sanitizer and all but i wish they made a touchless GERM sanitizer
appledash-by-night: But of course ;p <3 Not OTP but… um… SCP? No, not THAT SCP… second choice pairing! I dunno… what do you call your runner-up pairing for characters? Cus I prefer FlutterDash and RariJack, but this is
um…i feel like i should share this…but…well…MINE
hypdom: Oh!! Um hi… I really love that file you sent me… Thanks so much!! What? Turn my webcam on? Ok, Master…*click*Um, but why did I call you Master, Master? Um, oh, right… because I’m conditioned to call you Master…Wait, what? Oh
um idk what i’m writing about but i feel like i should write my feelings. i thought i could keep a physical diary but clearly i can’t so here it will be i guess. so i was prompted to start this cos i just laughed at a post on my dash but i still
Um. Again. Not usually one for the hairless. But goddamn those hipsssss.
Um yeah but I prefer you completely naked
but-loveyou: Me esquecer é a coisa mais fácil do mundo. Todo mundo que chega na minha vida tem prazo de validade, uns até permanecem um tempo a mais, mas logo se cansam de mim, e vão embora como se nada tivesse acontecido. Isso dói, e saber que
but-loveyou: “E do nada, eu sinto vontade de sentir um abraço sincero. Daqueles de proteção. De carinho, e que venha sem eu pedir. Do nada dá uma vontade de sentir alguém me protegendo das coisas que me dão medo, do que me deixa triste. Ás vezes
but-loveyou: Garotas espertas não amam, não têm medo das coisas, não ouvem tal música só porque tá na moda, não usam salto alto só pra se sentirem maiores que as outras. Garotas espertas não confiam em qualquer um, não deixam de sorrir só
but-loveyou: “Vai pequena, coloca um sorriso no rosto.. só um pouquinho mas coloca. Deixa as frustrações, decepções, as angústias e o medo de lado, vai ver tua vida e pare de pensar no que ficou pra trás, tu tem que se acostumar que a vida é
Um… a bit butch-centric, but funny all the same
Um yeah, okay! But you have to promise to leave Perez Hilton out of it…
“Um, Sabrina… what happened to your jeans?” asked Mr. Crude.“I took ‘em off,” she replied.“I can see that! But why did you take them off?”“Since we didn’t bring a blanket, I thought I could lie down on my jeans.”“I suppose
queerlux: submissionofagirl: rodery: [x] Um. Um. Um. I think my love for Disney villains has just intensified Jafar and Hades looking fine as hell. I love this but I hate that they have made Ursula skinny. She can be fine as hell the size she was.
I’m on spring break mothafuckas
chicago
um so silly question.. when is quiet and shy but kinky book loving girl going to be popular among the ladies and thems?Other skils include firefighting, could build a house or two, forestry, aspiring whisky blender and good with animals.
kinkypolycuddlers:amaranthdesires:I really really want one of those gags with a dildo 🥺Omg you should absolutely get one. 😁😁😁😁 Ehah them tags 🥴 but.. um.. ya.. I really would like having one 🥺🥺
Being a dumb bimbo is about not having to think and worry and make decisions and god knows what all the time. But um how about sometime like maybe be called my dumb bimbo <3
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leksije: He can’t hit the light switch but he does what he can. 😴 📷: @lekraljevich 💁🏽
UM EXCUSE ME BUT HAS THE LITTLE BAR THINGIE TO THE RIGHT OF AUDIO POSTS ALWAYS TURNED INTO A DOLPHIN AND SWUM BACK AND FORTH AFTER LISTENING TO IT?
um. sorry;; i’ve got 3,550 messages in my inbox if that’ll explain why i miss/forget something. it happens often.but!!!!!! god, this really made me nostalgic all of a sudden. another big 4 fan?!?! vh reader!?! AGH<333 thank you, honestly. maybe
silima:ALTidk how to caption this but um i love katara
Ok, so i just watched Castle Mania (MLPFiM S4e3) and i won’t spoiler anything, but um. …be excited, it’s a lot of fun >:3
bs-randome:poppymuffinseed:THISISAFRENCHCHILDREN’SCARTOONI know all these shots are all out of context but……this is my kind of cartoon <3 calmnivore said to ecmajor: it’s called bunny maloney, there’s an english dub on youtubeHmmmmmm.
Wow <3 Just wowowThis is an example of like… one of a rare few real life things that exist which make me truly yearnOk, i need to go to bed xDAlso, i have no idea who this is, there’s no source. But um, hey, you look amazing!
“You… you are the one I've been searching for!” “Um, you must be mistaking me for my sister. It happens a lot.” “No, not your sister … its you.” kailen in mermaid!AU u/w/u
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ive never had a parfait for breakfast ever and today i made one cause my sister wants us to eat healthier foods n shit so yea it tastes good but now i dont know what to do with myself now
listen to sad songs and suddenly u are also sad out of nowhere
silly monochrome scenario where weiss starts to realize shes having feelings for blake and doesnt know how to handle them. then one day blake and yang go out to hang in town or w/e but weiss gets suspicious so she drags ruby along to investigate
sgt-pineyapple: B: “Um… guys?”R: “We’ve been expecting you.”Y: *wink*W: “Ruby made me do this.” Another draw the squad featuring team RWBY! Blake’s eyes came out, like, perfect, so I’m just going to cry tears of joy in a corner. I’m
allronix: whatjanesays: roachpatrol: lizawithazed: vitaminstringquartet: mypurpleself: A rocker whose brains were definitely not fried. But, um, like, wow! That’s freaking amazing. QUEEN RULES man, wtf is it about Astrophysicists named Brian
um-ithinksomebodyjust: naked-yogi: kissing is so underrated, I could just lie in bed and kiss all day uuuuhhh i mean nah lol.i feel like kissing is rated the correct amount… like idk about you but i’ve never heard anyone say they hate kissing or
went for a run with my dog today so successful I love him so muchhhh I think I’ve already posted this picture but, um, yolo…