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sppersonalblog: Spaghetti strap tank tops have a hard time covering me ;) I know these are pretty low quality pictures but um!!! I hope you don’t mind!!!!!!
suricattus: “um, it’s as though Twitter and Pinterest had an unholy love child that they abandoned to be raised by Livejournal.” - me, trying to explain Tumblr to non-savvy cohort
en-sam-malas:yooooo just PSA: this ep had us all deceased and rolling around in some shyan feels but um, let’s do the boys a favour and NOT harass them during the post-mortem. don’t mention the ship. don’t force it on them. just wholesome fun, guys.
twilightown: one of my favorite things is when I tell people I worked in Disney World and they automatically ask “who were you???” um the churro girl
typette: zeedikay: drcabl3: jessicreep: kittydoom: A Multi-Function Clip That Hides a Toolbox In Your Hair Um yes! I still want to bulk buy these and adonize batch pink. And it would still get stuck in my hair… now THIS is what I’m fucking
whatjanesays: roachpatrol: lizawithazed: vitaminstringquartet: mypurpleself: A rocker whose brains were definitely not fried. But, um, like, wow! That’s freaking amazing. QUEEN RULES man, wtf is it about Astrophysicists named Brian being in kickass
florianesque: ithotyouknew2: trapqueenkoopa: remissabyss: Okay so I just saw someone on here asking to ID the guy who punched that nazi so they could “shake his hand” and “buy him a meal” but um can we not put any effort at all into ID’ing
ijustamericant: imkiwhereslevi: iamkimberlyt: Since y'all wanna say I’m to dark to be blasian ✨ OK BUT UM THE ONES ON THE LEFT IM PRETTY SURE ARE KHOISAN EXCEPT FOR THE BOTTOM BEAUTY WHOSE FACE IVE SEEN IN AN ABORIGINAL TAG. PLEASE GET REAL
gigidigi: I told myself I wasn’t going to draw Dangan Ronpa fanart because I have mixed feelings about the series, but um then this dude happened
honkgoesatheo: roachpatrol: elementalsight: nellasaur: preservedcucumbers: oh god. Watch this. now. merciless primus watch this robophiles watch this it’s beautiful, i’m fucking crying… Oh. Oh guys you NEED TO WATCH THIS. but, um, don’t
nyaaselina: skatermomsrule: horchatahoe: sealionnn: why do girls get nails like this Bc they prettyyyyy Um where can I get this done ?? I need it Holy…..!?!
foodffs: NUTELLA DOUBLE HOT CHOCOLATE OATMEAL (PORRIDGE) Really nice recipes. Every hour. odds are good that i can’t eat this, but um…i don’t fucking care
jongene: byunsbaekini-deactivated2013100: IM CRYNGI RIGHT N OW CHANYEOL HE’S SHOWING THAT SIDE OF THE CUBE SO WE BELIEVE HE SOLVED IT OR SOMETHING BUT UM hE DIDN’T EVEN SOLVE THE CUBE STOp trYING TO MAKE US THINK UR SOME GENIUS OR SOMETHING ‘i
jess-curious: Um… it was windy and spring and I dressed up and that’s literally the only excuse I have for this I’m sorry.
fatcr0w: russianspacegeckosexparty: poonpie: bi-con: poonpie: susiethemoderator: poonpie: poonpie: So, you guys think I’m playing with my negro Double D theory, but um… His mom supposedly sleeps with a silk bonnet. So… @susiethemoderator
smaskvxn: UM. someone said it looked like jenga so
notanotherheichoublog: 豆花
justabebopbaby: hugerealtitslover: It usually takes a lot to get me to say FUCK outloud just looking at a picture, but um…….FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK Haha FUCK
cameoamalthea: polkadopolis: cameoamalthea: tenjouutena: the “token queer character” trope is hilarious to me because how many queer people do you know who willingly surround themselves with cis straight friends I mean really um…when both my
brittleglory: i know resting bitch face is like a joke thing but um has anyone ever talked about how profoundly soul-destroying it is to be told you look sad or angry or like you hate everyone when you uhhh actually are…genuinely trying to be nice or
ratchetmess: Im a man, and I dont know too much about weave but um………IS THAT SHIT MADE OF FUCKING YARN?
douchedag: yo say what you want about miley but uM
haikuology: I usually never post selfies on here but um… IG: nessthepoet Okay, looking good
kahlil-themulattolinguist: Founding fathers: NOT MY KING Colonies: Yay! Black/brown/Queer/Trans/Muslim folks: NOT MY PRESIDENT Yall: Um, no he IS your president because he’s in power. Get over it or leave!
your-horny-little-sister: I appreciate you trying to help me study, big bro, but um… there’s no way I can focus when your boner is practically sticking out of your pants….Mom’s coming home in fifteen minutes, so you’re going to have to fuck
osointricate: Excuse me, Marvel? Yes hi. Big fan. Really. But um, could you maybe, you know: Black Widow put her in everything okay More Falcon even if it’s like he shows up and eats pizza and tells everyone to believe in themselves Like a
brittleglory: i know resting bitch face is like a joke thing but um has anyone ever talked about how profoundly soul-destroying it is to be told you look sad or angry or like you hate everyone when you uhhh actually are…genuinely trying to be nice
ithotyouknew2: trapqueenkoopa: remissabyss: Okay so I just saw someone on here asking to ID the guy who punched that nazi so they could “shake his hand” and “buy him a meal” but um can we not put any effort at all into ID’ing Antifas? Like
Jogado à vasta solidão, tão grande, tão sozinho. Viajando em um longo caminho num mundo tomado pela crueldade. Temor dos maiores, ordenado ao mundo dos infelizes, cansado do realidade imperfeita. Esperar […] almejando a graça divina, de
liverpepper: sora: cloud’s really private about it, so they don’t really tell us more than we have to know but um. when it’s reaaaally bad, there’re seizures and sometimes hallucinations. if he doesnt take his materia, cloud gets really weak
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes:Axel: Congratulations, you just won a lifetime supply of seasalt ice cream!Vexen: But, um…this is only one seasalt ice cream?Axel: *pulling out a gun* Yep!
U ruins my birthday b4 it even came but um once my day is over were going 2 talk an just get this over with
curly-essence: dmolech: I did a thing for a contest and I think it turned out pretty durn cute http://curlyessence.com/ Now this is beautiful but um what if all they hair was 2 get tangled into 1 big ass knot wouldn’t that be some shit hahaha
brothersisterfathermother: “Son, I know what the deal was about your grades and all, but, um, I didn’t expect…this…” Nice
faggot-land: Well, since I’ve somehow obtained two hundred followers already, I’m posting something special fr you guys. You may call me a whore, but um, you gotta admit, my backside is fabulous. Drink it in guys, it’s all you’re gonna get.
boogey-the-knight-of-heart: scorci: curiousfudge: best. scene. ever. I know this is like.. superr cool and all that they are showing up the boss… but um.. I don’t think taking down the whole pole and saying you did it qualifies as a win… in
p0liwag: april176: p0liwag: Old ass Calvin Klein shorts. PAWG That’s great and all but um I’m not white.
subgirlygirl: “Thank You, Sir… but… um… i think i’m done now, please…”
badgyal-k: racheldolezalstwin: badgyal-k: poonpie: fatcr0w: russianspacegeckosexparty: poonpie: bi-con: poonpie: susiethemoderator: poonpie: poonpie: So, you guys think I’m playing with my negro Double D theory, but um… His mom supposedly
spookypuke: rihenna: I grew up on a really small island and I don- I didn’t have a lot of access to fashion. But, um, as far as I could remember fashion has always been my defense mechanism, even as a child, I remember thinking, ‘She can beat me
your-horny-little-sister: I appreciate you trying to help me study, big bro, but um… there’s no way I can focus when your boner is practically sticking out of your pants…. Mom’s coming home in fifteen minutes, so you’re going to have to fuck
bunnyshadeow: I KNOW IT IS HALLOWEEN NOW but um hi i drew my own summer shuten
channyt: But, um, let’s also talk about Skylar Diggins for a second? I should’ve pursued basketball more seriously after high school…
everyone keeps asking me if I’m nervous because I’m starting high school tomorrow. “no, i just really don’t wanna go” is all I say. it’s true, I’m not nervous and I really don’t wanna go. but it’s what I don’t say that’s how I really
bronweathanharthad: bgcslave: u know he dead Thomas: Nah, you’re all right. Tanisha: What, you’re putting me on a diet? Thomas: You wanna put yourself on a diet, do a diet, but um… Tanisha: You think - you think I need to go on a diet? Thomas:
certifiedpunkrocker: I don’t know how to caption this but um I think I finally put it into words.
doriangrey: yeah sex is fine and all but have you ever had someone kiss each of your knuckles and tell you they love you in a soft voice bc thats next level shit
tumblinwithhotties: Jesse Pepe (aka J Pee) nekkid in From Here on OUT (2014, HereTV). J Pee is the guy from the I’m Not Gay video. I don’t consider myself a size queen, but…um…niiiiiiice!
yummum109: bigtitamazons: Lisa ann the Boss O_O When my boyfriends Mom found out i was doing a degree in massage therapy she bugged me for a free demonstration..but um…it was a very different afternoon
souldemoon: brittleglory: i know resting bitch face is like a joke thing but um has anyone ever talked about how profoundly soul-destroying it is to be told you look sad or angry or like you hate everyone when you uhhh actually are…genuinely trying
urhighnessbitch: Sometimes all you need to turn a bad day into a good one is a toy on their knees for you, so ready to please and do as you say. You can have them crawl behind you, or give them permission to get up so they can prepare your food, maybe